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>Patch notes (OB55)
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>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
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>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
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>Reveal Trailer (Strix):
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>PTS (Play Test Server):
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>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>Bug Reporting Thread (OB55 PTS):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?49570-OB-55-PTS-Bug-Reporting

Previous thread:

I want to help with maintaining the pristine shine of Fernando's armor!

Worst girl

edgeman is back lads

I don't see Evie around here anywhere.

Who do I unlock next, Seris or Jenos? I like both

Seek enlightenment.

>servers dying right during esl finals

>Tournament game dropped
lmao

Both are brainless but Jenos is better.

>server drop
What in the...

>Mutustina fucked their team so hard they drophacked
lol

>drophacking a tournament game
the absolute madmen

>game crashes
LOL

Well, that's certainly incentive to improve server stability.

It's a known fact that Seris is best girl
Jenos
Seris has better hair than Jenos

the drophacked hivemind

Reminder that the modern highly educated and cultured male has no need for oversized lumps of fat.

Reminder that Smitefriends are welcome here.

Shut up nerd they are both fun

only if they have big dicks and birthing hips

Fucking bird, first d69 now wasd.

*only if they bring Scylla

Maeve

Server drop or server dying is not the same as drophack you brainlet.

you mean nu males right
lol
modern males desires big boobs, big ass, wide hips
BREEDABLE women that can give them love and affection

no one cares script kiddie

YOU CAN STOP THIS ANYTIME

Only if they pay us two Fernando pictures per day.

nothing personel, kitten :^)

Did the server actually crash or did they play the match to the end? I missed it

>my boy mustypenis on maldamba
suck my dick wasd i hope you win

Sorry grandpa, it just the way it is.

I thought nu-males likes landwhales?

acording to vox, it was a spectator crash, they finished their match

If Seris really had short hair she would be best girl confirmed
Wtf I never gave a shit about female characters in multiplayer games but Paladins actually has some lovely characters. How does Hirez do it

how many fedoras do you own?

DELETE THIS
STOP BULLYING MAEVE YOU MAD GROHK MAIN SHE'S A SWEETHEART THAT CAN CUT YOU IN HALF YOU BIG FAT DISGUSTING ORC

>muh THICC
>healthy at every size!
Your tactics won't work here.

user, i dont play g-rock, almost nobody does it

Stop this gratuitous Grohk bullying, you have no prood that guy is a Grohk player. Bedides Grohk mains are some of the most educated, polite and competent players ingame, FACT.

>shitting on thicc like big tits ass and hips aren't attractive by default for males, biologically
smelly dumb pedo scum

>Grohk mains are some of the most educated, polite and competent players ingame, FACT

That's right sissy, ALPHA MALES desires REAL women that are not landwhale but Sexy, smoking hot, women with made-for-breeding hips.

The one clinging to archaic aesthetic tastes here is you bro.

>not wanting to impregnate everything that moves

FORCED MEME
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mutuspenis too stronk, nerf

8-6 guys, I've been top heal in every placement match but one, predictions?

Unironically wish the lolipedofags would just fuck off for good one day.

Gold 5.

I agree, MUH THICC is probably the worst meme in the history of Veeky Forums and humanity.

@187860038
> ahahhahah i answered to everyone in the thread
when is mass reply going to be bannable from /v/ and Veeky Forums

what the hell with this matchmaking

Lians anal beads

Thats nothing, i had this earlier today, i just quit after that

I know how you feel, but luckily for us I heard that there's a place free of wrongthoughts!
It's called Reddit, lets go over there and leave all these toxic posters behind!

Gold 1.

>le Maeve has no chest meme
>le Smite loli meme
>le THICC meme
SO FUNNY GUYS XD

>t. ying main

Fucking kids playing competitive...

Go back to school, little pieces of shit!

>le angry all the time meme
>le le meme

Ruckus has won 2 matches in the finals now,more nerfs incoming for him

Also why is my title a weapon for Skye?

woops, i think you broke, close the tab and got get some rest

>lvl 20
>29k healing on a 14 minutes match
kys

...

you rn
>I AM SO ABOVE YOU GUYS
>LOOK AT ME
>please i'm so lonely

PrayingForHead seems like a really good addition to the collage.

Cute elf

>futa confirmed for not a meme

watch out, shell suck your dick dry

>test map
Lel, please stop

Let just give up the point to heal dps and flank!

>tomorrow is finally September
Salvation is coming.

Ying is pure, it's Skye who would suck a stranger's dick.

Fuck off back there yourself, pedo scum.

imagine what you could do with a suport that can heal allies away from you

ok, sorry :(

Test maps are fine.

I should encourage you to keep ignoring any and all posters claiming love for my girl, as they are all naught but deceivers.
For there is no one, absolutely no one, that loves her nearly as much as I. This is not debatable, and it will never change, because my affection for her will span for as long as I live.

Saved.

>everyone needs heals at once
HOW DO I LET MY BABIES DIE AS JENOS

>All these damage mains with "THE LORD" title
What the fuck? Is this the BK mastery title or what

Imagine that support can hold off point

flickshotnever miss mutustinger on doesntneedtoaim lian

>street rat
>cute
Eww

>blue shit mains actually believe this
Damba can do as good, if not better. Just play tank if you want to hold off a point

They have no elo, thats whats up

support frontliner when?

That's not really an issue most of the time. Siege is always worse for me, and it has actual matchmaking.

>le draw line around street signs that fails every time no matter what captcha
>le never ending click on the street signs/cars captcha
this kills me

legacy captcha you dumb wannabe ruckus slut

lolipedoposting is part and parcel of lurking on Veeky Forums, get used to it newfriend.

>not using legacy captcha
Drop that flaming dumpster fire of a captcha

Thanks, id give you 5 crystals if i could

Best girl coming through

>not using captcha 2.0 to feed invalid data into google's ai

Went 9-6 and got Silver 2, what the actual fuck? I really was top heal in every match but one, gg

That's not Seris or Inara

I want to pin ying down and beat her up

The invalid data is accounted for, over millions of entries a good enough portion will be valid so it doen't matter, you can't win.

Not to worry, user. You're sure to jump ranks with your next promotion.