How does one attain maximum driving pleasure?

how does one attain maximum driving pleasure?

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drunk driving

stupid question from a stupid faggot

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A manual gearbox and a winding road.

Putting your left hand on yo dick
Lick the steering wheel while driving
Use your right hand to steer
Use your right/left leg to change gear

Big fat blunt and good tunes

Have a girl ride with you

V8
Aftermarket exhaust
Gas pedal

All speeds are fun, stoplights are fun, hills are fun, highway onramps are fun.
Rumbling along is fun.

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Built in flesh light that vibrates with the revving of the engine. The ultimate connection between car and driver.

Autobahn and a big engined rwd car

Changing gear with your 'joystick'

>Chadtier

Build the car yourself

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From a guy

This. Literally drink 3-4 beers and go driving at 12am. You'll take more risks but not be drunk enough to crash your car. Very fun but not something I would do every weekend because of the risks. Being slightly inebriated is also common in racing drivers no joke.

buy a bike

>Drink and drive

Fuck you dude

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Seconding. Drink just enough to be under the legal limit in your area. Also a nice sound system to blast whatever music makes you happy.

The right music is so hard to find.

So this explains why nobody can drive for crap, unironically sell your car and ride the bus.

this.
>"Drink just enough to"
>"only ___ amount"

get fucked, this is exactly how that dumbass decision gets rationalized.
>It's okay WHEN I drink and drive, it's safe when I do it because I literally never overdo it when drinking, and drinking and driving isn't an inherently retarded thing to do.

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>buy old japanese sports car that is:
>inline6
>turbo
>rwd
>manual

Done

>how does one attain maximum driving pleasure?
Miata

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this.

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more than 4 cylinders and a manual

By not giving a fuck about your life and pushing your car to the limit

edgy

>get rid of weight
>focus on handling
>get rid of sound insulation
>ensure the sounds coming in are nice
>go hit the track
>realize you are the thing holding the car back and work hard to not hinder your car
>enjoy imrpovement

>straight line speed
>fun or interesting
you must be a grade a fag, did they have to put a dick on you with surgery?

>being such a faglord you dont realize its the truth
I bet you think big engine is all that matters since going in straight line requires no balls

>Afraid of going fast
>Stuck in a "masculine" miata, "cornering" at 19mph and calling it fun

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cornering takes skill.

>thinking selecting d and holding down a pedal takes skill
>has never tried cornering
you dont know what going fast is.

>turning a steering wheel
>hard

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ducati 999 and a dildo glued to the seat.
perfect combo for the fag that you are.