League of Legends General - /lolg/

I wanna cuddle Jinx

This is a Sona thread now, midgetfuckers please leave.

Draaaaaaaaaaaaven!
Best guy!
Lux is fun!

plz2bsupportme

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How do you deal with a blitz lane if your support is some shitty poke mage like Veig or Lux? Is that just time to dodge?

kys keyless fag lol

Wait until lategame.

>have to get through Eve and Swain and then even after that Mordekaiser's rework isn't guaranteed

FUUUUGGGG :DDD

>Is that just time to dodge?

time to dodge hooks shitter

>Kayne lands a 4 man knockup into Yasuo ult
>"oh wow this is a good combo we should probably win this fight now-"
>Kalista ults me
>I launch back into them right as they come down
>mfw I'm Braum

I love Camille

It still blows my mind that Yi hasn't been reworked. I love the champion but I want him to be something more

anybody want to play flex, I play mid/top and am d5 in solo q

oce?

NA

>just bought 13 fucking capsules
>no Sivir shard

I can dodge max range hooks. I can't cs for shit when blitz is allowed to just position whereever because the support has to stand behind me.

i wish i was a girl

I wish I could make an user my woman.

I was just fucking with you. Fuck that lane I better have a Janna or Braum for that shit

I wish I was cumming inside a girl

i wish you were cumming inside my girl.

>fucking a thot
no thanks

>Zyra isn't met-

i wish you would all fuck off and die

youtube.com/watch?v=rQtMJRr6HIc&t=185s

u lolbabs mad dota 2 is better?

>we dont like tank ekko
>here have some higher ap ratios
>how about some more
>will you stop playing tank after this one?
>how about now
>just one more
>
>wow ap ekko does too much damage
>
>at least its not tank

I wish I was a templar

To be fair I don't think he enjoyed this game at all and it looked like very unfun to play

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I wish I was a little bit taller

why so edgy today

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TFW I was the one to suggest anal.

>queue for league
>3 man premade top/jg/mid
>be ad
>think "they'll either stomp topside or lose us the game"
>get first blood, 20 cs lead in the 2v2
>jg camps us, play around it
>tell jg "hey i know yall are a premade but we need some pressure bot, we have 0 control over drake
>jg doesn't reply
>midgame, be 2/1
>top 0/3 jg 1/4 mid 2/6
>flaming me and my support because we lost the game"
>its botlanes fault they have 4 drakes and complete control of vision on botside
>it's botlane's fault every other lane lost

Does playing with friends automatically make you retarded?

kys freak
discuck guroshit loser boodrum

>Get ganked once
>2 levels down on lane opponent

Top is a fun lane.

>dying under turret

dont be like that babe

I wish I could impregnate you

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becasue he doesnt know the game and got blown the fukc out

i wish you had another x chromosome instead of a y chromosome, so that i can justify to society why i want to fuck you.

Your game looks like shit dotabab

Why does this turn me on so much. The idea of Ahri getting all flustered because you found a loophole to fuck her without getting your soul stolen

They call it a shitsstack for a reason.

Loopholes are just sexy like that.

I'm going to marry Poppy! All of you will be invited to our wedding.

>get lanes ahead as best as I can and get a sizeable lead
>adc goes off on its own and dies
every fucking time. fuck silver v

Ooh, so aggressive! would you feel better with some one-on-one time with my wife? you don't even have to let me watch, i can listen in from the next room.

Right to the filter with the lulu faggots

You should really kill yourself

don't worry i'm already committing a slow genetic suicide.

can i molest all the girls there

>Feed horrifically early on
>Enemy can't close it out despite us having 3 inhibs
>Scale because I'm Jhin
>Win at a base race

The most unsatisfying way to win

feels good, man :^)

Enjoy the sight.

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

>lost a small chunk of hair over the past 3 days
>been a lose streak
coincidence?

I'm going to fuck poppy on your wedding night while you watch!

>being mad that im a chad with tons of keys while ur a beta cuck

jealousy is a cruel mistress

As long as none of the molestees are Poppy.

No you won't.

I wanna give Lulu a lifetime supply of headpats!

me next!

I'm not interested in cucking someone that wants me to do it sorry.

So how do you do, fellow citizens?

The Earth is vore. You get buried in Mother Earth and she consumes you to become one. Is the world of Runeterra vore? Do they practice the art of burying the dead?

you can tie me up and i'll pretend!

>fighting tank gragas, alistar and trundle
>as jhin
Im so happy i changed my mind about playing jinx that game, no one should suffer that

>jealousy is a cruel mistress
Jealousy can be hot sometimes user.

>Do they practice the art of burying the dead?
Yorick exists so yes
THe citizens of bilgewater also send their dead to sea and have floating gravestone s

>Waifus everywhere

Post your recently played champions if you love your waifu so much

fine, I'll fuck you on your wedding night while poppy's husband watches

Looking forward to my wedding. How are you?

Cringe

>Jungle locks in Lee Sin
>only two games even in his match history and they're both kha'zix
>account record on lee sin is 36% winrate
>he's 4 divisions below me
how the fuck does matchmaking allow this? most obvious 'must-dodge' I've ever seen.

You can't marry a fictional character, user.
Also I'm doing great.

I don't think wanting to marry the woman you love is cringey.

Waifus should always be the most played and should always be the one on your profile screen
do you love the land shark

>think wanting to marry the woman you love is cringey

Who is the Arteezy in League?

>letting the state tell you who you can and can't marry
I can marry whoever I please.

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My waifu is Quinn. I play her mid from time to time.

Rek'sai is for cute and SKREEEE.

No one RTZ is better than any of the aspie league "PROS"

user, stop lying to yourself. This isn't about the state, this is about you.

Yes, it's about me marrying the object of my affection, Poppy.

Karma is my waifu but I don't play her. Prefer aggressive supports that don't need to wait on the team to get teamfights going.

You think of Poppy as an object? What would she think about that?

You just called her an object, mate. It is about you.