/owg/ - Overwatch General

>"Genji's double jump was like my biggest regret"
What did he mean by this?

youtu.be/CVxWCV-Mfqo?
>(skip to 2:00)

Look I'm not saying I disagree with you. Just that you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

>places lower this season than last season
>"we're making adjustments so you should place a little bit higher"

Daily reminder that calling people "toxic" means they were in the right for criticizing you and you are a bad player.

It means deal with it.

So what should i do? being "nice"? it's obviously doesn't work.

Tried to warn you neets that Blizzard was cracking down on their report system ever since that jeffpost. You're going to have to walk on eggshells for awhile if you don't wana get banned/muted.

is this how youre suppose to play lucio? just push people off the ledge like a nigger?

Here comes T. Racer?

So, how many competitive points you get for each win now? I'm planning to do my placements this monday, after the weekend is over

>placement match
>tell the torb that i will switch to heals but to please pick symmetra for defense on hanamura
>he doesnt switch to symmetra
>ask him to at least put his turret in the side room or by the flank opening at the top right of the gate
>he doesnt do either and instead puts his turret smack in the fucking middle of the shooting gallery
>his turret keeps dieing
>ask him again to please move the turret into the spots i asked for or to switch off torb because there is no reason to have a builder if your turret is never up
>"lmao stfu toxic scrub" ~ torb
>spend entire fucking match hearing turret explosions and seeing torb deaths on the enemy kill feed

fuck this game

So does this mean I can just spam reports at anyone I don't like and have a decent chance of them being silenced or even banned

doomfist is not a meme character in deathmatch, he's one of the best

I'm so shit with McCree.

whelp time only play 5 games a month to keep my shit

Drunk times on my smurf lets go

I'm guessing you waited until you were officially pissed off before you even said the first word..?
That's usually how it happens.
You're ALREADY mad by the time you try to convince someone to switch. Most times, just to fuck with toxic players, they'll switch if you just say the word "please".

idk wth u're on about user.. i already answered the question and l linked you to it

15 for a win, 5 for a draw

Triple will determine to whom I will buy gold weapon

Orisa.

>eichenwalde gets i own flank because its a shitshow
>nothing done for hanamura

makes me glad I pirated this game

sym

Why would you have a smurf when you're just a diamondshitter?

>So what should i do? being "nice"?

or you could just shut the fuck up and figure out you're on the internet and no mater how much you want to pimp slap the shit out of someone, you can't do it.

I mean I get it.. The game has been out a year and people are still playing like total dumb fucks. It's one thing to just be bad at the nerdy FPS side of the game, it's another to screw up the team comp and clearly not even understand what you need to do.

group up, push past the choke and start a team fight. Get on the OBJ and don't randomly chase for a meaningless kill etc etc...

but has bitching at a team every changed anything online? No..

my dick lmao

The communication reporting system encourages bad gameplay in competitive for this reason alone.
Blizzard would rather have a PC culture with terrible players than good players that are sometimes blunt with their criticism.

>all those symshits in ffa
>each and every one is a healslut who can't suck a dick to victory in this mode
Pathetic.

>200 wins for a golden weapon

Mon dieu. It's easier to get them now.

A moment for our fallen comrade. I hope you're in tittypad heaven right now watching over us :(

How lewd since this is a Bloo board.

tfw your roadboy is back and you get 150 sr more than you had last season

>So does this mean I can just spam reports at anyone I don't like and have a decent chance of them being silenced or even banned
Pretty much, yes.

My second double builder game I had to carry hard as fuck as Soldier. Shot down every single Person coming through choke. Instantly burned down Phara. Even had to dash forward to heal because our healers were slow on the uptake. It was terrifying.
>Five golds, one silver (healing).

>lol just deal with it bro!
You're the reason comp sucks. I bet you think criticism of ones gameplay produces negative energy and causes everyone to play worse. New age bullshit trash bag faggot.

Christ. user.
Each time i see someone that pick a non-meta hero or trollbait like torb/sombra, i first check his winrate and hours.
if it's close to 50% win and have good amount of hours, i don't mind giving him a shot, but telling him at the start "if it doesn't work, please switch"
that sombra main had 20% and above 100 hours with.
Obviously, i told him to switch please.
And then i was stuck with this shitter for 4 matches.

I was beyond pissed and now i'm silenced for 11 days.

Oh I cant wait until Blizzcon, short of Athena uploading herself to her body so she can protect Winston omg CHILLS. We'll have a short in September and October before it as well GOOSEBUMPS

Nearing optimum lewdness.

If only this board was red, on aco every good Bloo picture is among-st 5 futa pictures, 3 bad artworks, 2 overinflation fetishes and 3 feet fetishes.

How many insults for your main and people expecting you to actually pick Mercy, user?

Also, I'll be honest: I like the new Hog a lot more than the oneshot combo.

>rage posting
So you're the shitter and/or thrower?

If only she had that nice a rack. Instead she has a niggerbait ass because the Jews have convinced people to be attracted to "booty"

>"Ogon po gotovnosti!"

zen

comp is still filled with dps only cunts

meh, Destiny 2 launches in five days, goodbye

People barely seems to care or even notice at this point, there was a lot more salt going on in low diamond though.

Дa нe, я нa нeй aнcкил

Played it. It's a pointless game. Boring, too.

>he plays on a console
el oh el user. Top form.

>defense matrix regeneration getting buffed by 25% on PTR tomorrow

thank fuck.

>omg CHILLS

>salt

I bet you say "tilted" too

I'm really don't know why i'm playing comp anymore.
I like to play only Genji, but every time i pick genji in comp some nigger decide to blame me before the match even start.
Should i just fuck off to quick play?

...

the nigger is probably the person who wanted to play Genji but didn't pick as fast as u desu

I bet he would wank it live again if the Queen comes a playable character.

What did Blizzard mean by this?

i keep telling everyone this
turn off your voice chat and chat, human is a hateful species.

last placement match was a joke and a disaster, fuck those noobs ass faggots
guess my sr

>Hit a Junkrat with McCree as he's doing his minejumping shit
>He says "good aimbot McCree reported"
>39% accuracy with McCree
>Basically missed him twice before I hit him, Junkrat is just super fucking floaty

This community thinks aimbotting is just being able to hit them.

id wank it during a game with mic on if the queen becomes a playable character

>shitting on console players
Not even a consolefag, but I thought this meme died out:
youtu.be/VcA3cCQfe3s

1100

>i like to play
There is your problem, dumbass. You're playing comp. Play what NEEDS to be played. If you can't do that, you need to fuck off to QP.

I didn't think I'd see more crap today. Guess I got proven wrong.

>New age bullshit trash bag faggot

and you're some bitch level basement dweller who has never gotten in anyone face in real life so you lash out online. Being that's the ONLY time you can bring yourself to do it. We both know face to face you look at the fucking ground. If you had even a half cup of real life self confidence you would know you are bitching at kids in a pew pew shooter and it's pointless. If you're grown, you're a grown man bitching at kids in a pew pew shooter.

It's 100% pointless to nerd rage at shitters in Overwatch, even in comp being it's NOT going to change anything. If you had ever played real team sports (we both know you clearly have not) you would already know that the fire of comp only works with well bonded teams. Even at a pro level the rabble rabble will tear apart a team if everyone starts doing it.

So sure keep ranting away at your fellow kids online even when you know damn well you are totally impotent to make them change. Be realistic about the level of pressure you put on random people in a video game.

you can go to maybe a level 4 before they just tune it out. I get it's tough, I have a hard time keeping myself in check too. Yet I do, being I know it's not going to make a shitter a better player.

b r o k e n g a m e
three thousand something
reall niggaz know what actual aimbotting looks like

tell that to the 5 dps on my team

i was 1580 last season, use that to guess my new sr :^)

You are cancer.

She's a tiddy demon, ask sparrow why she was in it

It's actually a typical body for a ballerina.

>Third placement match.
>Get a four man rez.
>Three of them don't do anything. Just AFK. Get killed.
>"Oh shit, didn't notice you rezzed."
Love this game.

i am smile, it is my real name

I would.

Like it or not we're in this game together, faggot.

Good luck have fun out there

>Pharah main
>enemy has Pharmercy
>our mercy refuses to pocket me
Every. Fucking.Time.

I can understand your frustrations. This kind of shit is why I no longer even bother with comp. Everytime I try to give them another chance, I get throwing bronze shitters that got lucky/carried once or twice.

Checking hours is a sign of tilt though. Don't check their stats, check their gameplay. If they're truly that bad, you've got to try something other than the thing that just got you banned for neigh a week.

Who am I to talk though? We're all human, we all get upset.

1000

Map idea
>High Water
>Escort map that takes place in Louisiana town being ravaged by a hurricane
>With most civilians either evacuated or in a storm shelter, Talon has taken the opportunity to steal something valuable
>Each checkpoint causes the storm to hit harder, raising the water level, creating new hazards and changing the way the payload goes

not user but that's so delulu you just hope they are some ugly ground dweller to make u feel better for being told ur shit at a game.. you're just as bad lol
>he shouted at me
>atleast he's probably ugly and a weirdo irl right? xP only weirdos get mad online even tho everyone in the world uses the internet :-3c

You are sickening user

no one is humoring me and guessing my sr? ok
here it is, not like you faggots are playing or anything

Calm down i'm taking a lunch break. Call me when you get to grandmasters.

wew

Whats going on at home user, is there something you need to get off your chest? Do you need someone to talk to man.

just wanna prove im better than some gamer girl that claims she is better
last season's sr was 1508 :^)
this is a promotion indeed

Who do you play?

i main mercy and i play mercy in ffa dm too come at me

>gamer girl
Ugh. They are all terrible.

You can do it user! I believe in you!

Double will determine to whom I will buy gold weapon

no one wants to go healer
had to carry those noobs