what car does your mummy drive Veeky Forums?
What car does your mummy drive Veeky Forums?
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she doesnt drive
Lotus Elan M100 S2
and i get to drive it sometimes :D
why not?
2016 tucson
very mom car
keeps calling it a truck
im not an arab so i dont have a mummy
sharia forbids
actually she just never felt the need to
my dad tried to teach her once but she didnt like it
2017 rav4 hybrid
a shitty Seat Leon from 2002
astra g
my mother is afraid of driving
they are surprisingly quick.
A mercedes.
2009 xB with a 5 speed
An 04 Infiniti G35 in mint condition
2005 Fiat Panda
A Mercedes crossover that she made my dad trade his wagon in for
2005 Yaris, too bad it's a French one.
>doesn't feel the need to
> makes family drive her everywhere and asks neighbors for ride
My neighbor is like this. Her husband drove her everywhere and then he died a few years back and ended up stranded at home and going door to door asking for rides. She should have learned before he died and now she just walks everywhere because the only neighbor willing to give her a lift moved away.
kek your dad seems like fag
mazda 5
2012 5spd m/t Passat. She's driving it maybe 3x a week though so she can "keep it in good condition to trade it in". I haven't had the heart to tell her the depreciation has probably caught up by now and it's only worth like ~$6,000
>W O O D
My mom cycles.
>My mom cycles.
Statistically, your mom is more likely to have a great ass.
2008 dodge ram 1500 5.7 hemi, sun burst orange.
She doesn't have that great of a figure.
Ford ranger with a diesel. I think a 2004. She wants a bigger truck, but not practical in France. She plans on buying a dodge ram when she moves back to the states later this year.
my mom drives a fuckin hellcat challenger and is a big fat bulldyke
2010 Daewoo Matiz
04 Maxima. A little over 200k miles. Leaks oil like a bastard and has the turning radius of a truck. But she likes it so who am I to tell her what she drives.
2015 Corolla Ascent Hatch or a 2016 Yaris. The folks are Soyota fags.
A white Audi A6
diesel ford focus mk2 covered in dents and mud, and also a renault scenic for when the focus is broke
Mum can't drive due to stronk
2015 Toyota Sequoia
Into a frozen pond. RIP
My husband is teaching me to drive now so I'm able to take the kids to school. I don't want to burden my family by being dead weight.
>2008 dodge ram 1500 5.7 hemi, sun burst orange.
are you sure thats mom?
kek
My mom drove one of these. I say "drove" because it's a piece of shit and it's been sitting in her driveway for the better half of a year now without moving, because the ball joint is busted and the tire on that side is worn down to the wire. That's to say nothing of all the other problems it probably has from sitting there.
She's still making payments on it for another year and has no money left over to actually fix it. So she bums her husband's pickup instead. She tells me as soon as she's paid it off she's getting whatever she can for it and her next car will be a beater off CL.
RIP FJ60
*F*
>So she bums her husband's pickup instead
>don't ever talk to me or my mom's husband again!
used to drive a smart car
She doesn't atm, but she used to drive an NB miata
A silver 2016 Toyota Camry 4cyl.
>it’s slooooooow
>it almost fills a whole lane with how fat it is
>interior is totally void of life
>half the cars on the road look just like it
>has paddles for absolutely no reason
Mumsy died lads. We cuddled in her final days. I cannot deny the fact that I did explore her non sentient body. While her mons pubis was cold and hairy, it was beautiful. Like a monarch butterfly, ready for the winter. Her nipples erect, breasts sag to her ribs. Her anus brown, with little creases in every which way. A beautiful sunflower. Her body defecated but I clensed her. I clensed myself and made flowers on her tummy. I love my mummy. When I was young we rode in her peugeot. Buy me the crispies for school next day. I love her and miss her so.
She was my bestest friend. Note, yes I cleaned her when I reported her death
2008 Toyota Sienna, the ultimate mom car. it has 135,000 miles on it but she doesnt have kids to drive around it anymore so she just uses it to go to dog shows.
A bicycle.
A bus if it's raining/snowing.
My father rides a bicycle too. He has a car (vw golf wagon) but uses it like once a week.
Believe it or not, she drives one of these huge fucking Toyota pickups with the "COWBO- GIRL PACKAGE" to fit in with the Texan culture.
Still I don't know why she needs something this big for her middle size farm when a smaller toyota truck would do just fine. God my family buys the most dumbest shit.
A fiat 500x. That slightly SUV-ish subcompact abomination
Weird thing, but admittedly a lot faster than I expected, especially compared to my cathedral-like 2.6 ton offroader
I want a farm so bad, user. I regret moving to the city.
mazder 6
It’s a 5MT tho so that’s ok I guess
looks like pic
she's looking for basketweaves for some reason she likes them better
I'd love to have my own farm too. I just left the city and moved to a rural area won't be looking back.
2005 Toyota Highlander
We have five acres, but I yearn for the thousand+ I had growing up.
2008 Toyota Sequoia
Late 2000s Honda CR-V
2014 manual Jetta
seventh gen (2008-2012) chevy malibu.
RIP. my mom rolled my stepdad's t-bird.
She has a Volvo S60, pic related
forgot pic
A Nissan Cube.
2015 rav 4
i want to bone that mommy
if she's using the bed or towing with it, at least she's putting it to good use. i hope your mother realizes she raised you to be a retarded son
2013 RR Sport
the official car of moderately wealthy suburban moms
>mom had to sell white c4 corvette when i was born
>now she drives a camry
one day ill buy her another corvette
She had a 2003 Subaru Outback 2.5L in blue
she passed in 2007
then mys sister spent the next 8 years running that car into the ground till it had had 3 trans swaps, 4 head swaps, two broken axles, 12 panel fixes/swaps, and ruined the leather seats with spilled shit
My mum drive a GLS 63
post tits
Toyota’s rendition of a Buick. The Avalon.
Do they even sell these things outside of North America?
Forgot to attach
2014 Lancer ES
Dad bought it new for her birthday after he had to write off her old pulsar due to hail damage. Been a reliable car and damn good on petrol.
if it's a full size sedan with a large engine you can be 99% sure it's american market only.
my mum doesnt drive, she just sits in the car and makes steering input + adjusts speed
Prius btw
She hasn't been allowed to have a license since this year so she doesn't drive.
2013 citigo
Would be a nice car to be in if she didn't let my sister eat McDonald's in there and make the place a fucking stinky mess
that was me, so thank you
EP3 Honda Civic. Previous cars include two Imprezza WRXs and a Golf R32, forgot the generation. Guess where I picked up my taste in cars from?
A colorado
She hauls and sometimes tows with it, but she could have gotten something smaller and more fuel efficient like a Honda Ridgeline, not a big ass Tundra. That's just so stupid.
lexus es because she wanted a camry so i helped her get an es for the same market price point
One of these, but in a weird eggplant color.
>calling a Hyundai crossover a truck
Ask me how I know you're white trash
a bus
Mercedes W169
nope
mexicans that own over 90 acres of privately owned land
sorry poor fag white boi
>1983 Ford Mustang GLX Boss 302 swapped
>2005 Ford Mustang V6 Cabriolet (bought it for her as a gift, it was dirt cheap and its a project)
>2013 Mazda 3
But I'm a Mexican who's family owns about 3% of the housing in North East Los Angeles and charges White hipsters $2500 per month for single bedroom studios.
nice nice
Source?
Is she a soy farmer? Because you sure don't sound corn-fed.
>only neighbor who gave her a lift moved away
Gee i wonder why