/ink/ - Splatoon General

Why do you care about if other people think you care about what they do with their dicks?

That lvl 1 starterweapon I forgot what it's called

ah hell, bringing it over here too.
>Post your favorite song, and yfw it comes on during around

I'm stuck between just using the Jet or switching to a weapon with the inkjet special because Team Flight

>mfw Splattack will never return

I actually don't jack it to /ink/ lewds, I just think they're cute

Which team are you on /ink/?

I jack it to my own woomy

I can respect that I still do it though

Finger a woomy

Did you know, there are three type of splatfest woomy?

Those who seek strength
>By aiming for the top power level

Those who live for pride
>By reaching loyalty and then create alt accounts to throw matches on the other team.

And those who can read the tide of battle
>By throwing mirror matches to maintain a manageable power level.

Those are three. And her?

the great Endolphin Surge
probably gonna use something with inkjet, cuz Team Flight and all that.

Flight

Me too

I'm on the side that represents the battleborn community

Nzap

I think ink armor is generally the best special for solo queue, and especially for turf war since you can pop it at round's end for a free ink refill. So if you're looking for a good turf weapon you have a choice between Nzap and Jr. Nzap is a better killer and can probably turf better than Jr. due to greater range, but you won't get special as often. It's a toss-up.

oh you

i just get to king and then quit

But what if most of your matches were mirrors meaning you contributed nothing to the battle and only earned personal gratification?

i get to fuck her every night, and she can never testify

Good luck not getting your pelvis shattered by her tard strength

this made me sad

STOP SAYING THAT

Shifty Station V2!

dont care, i get 21 snails + maybe 3 bonus

More like shittty station wwwwwwwwww

So report it

Stop making me want to fuck special woomy

ayy lmao

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She doesn't really understand it and she's kind of scared but it feels really good and she just
won't
let
go

Are the Squid Sisters woomys if they don't say "woomy"?

>You will never find special woomy struggling with her underpants.
>You will never con her into getting naked by saying that her clothes had ghosts in them.
>You will never pull out your winkie and tell her it's a strawberry ice-cream cone.
>You will never plow her over and over again while she moans like a wildebeest.

Why even live?

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she's a retarded child

this didn't make me horny at all

what the fuck

I usually like lewdposting, but there is something very unsexy about this

Wait, who took her helmet?

>saying that her clothes had ghosts in them.

>moans like a wildebeast

Namefags everyone

all these squids sticking to a specific brand/outfit, and I'm here thinking I'm cool changing my outfits on a "daily" basis

wait who the fuck is special woomy

Do we have an imgur with all or most of the /ink/ woomy lewds? You know what I need it.

/ink/'s ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

When your main set has function AND fashion, you don't need anything else. Until the game is updated and more clothes are added and then you need to min-max THOSE clothes.

a retard

give me the tetras

i NEED them

>Suffering like hell through Ranked C-
>God the suffering will not end
>This is fucking impossible god bless
>Literally a smidgen away from getting out of C- hell
>"The other device is not responding."
>wat
>get kicked back to lobby
>"Hey I see you're rank B- now. League battles are open!"
>wat

the fuck just happened

I like changing and working on new outfits about every other day or so. Playing woomy dress up is half the fun.

I already sort of have a main set, but it doesn't satisfy my need of staying fresh and still making good sets.
Oh, so I'm not the only one who does this, yay

how guaranteed are the subs on the gear you order? is there a percentage or is it some random shit?

random

It's my default clothes I go back to when I'm done, I try to mix and match based on clothes I like and abilities that are atleast semi-useful, as well as grinding out chunks on gear I don't care for. Trying to make a full Ink-Saver Sub set that isn't Firefin is time consuming.

I've been ordering perfection for weeks now and still haven't gotten any.

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>Start turf war match
>Other team starts with a dc
>This shit has been happening all night and it's getting lame
>See someone on my team just squidding around on uninked turf
>Believe he's trying to even the teams cause 4v3 isn't fun for either team
>Join him in squid japery, only popping up to nail people trying to stop us
>We win predictably
>Scoreboard shows we had a dc as well, so only one person my team was fighting earnestly and we still won

>bravely 1v2 to distract enemy at their spawn
>team loses the middle AND the flanks going 3v2
Fucking hell

lol

ayy

>beat us when we were memeing
congratz my man

Go back to your cesspit, fags.

Is there any reason to use the classic dualies over the dual squelchers?

It's ok, user. One day you will have friends to play league with too! Never give up!

Monkey, that's not how you Special Woomy

Oh my god so epic! Can I suck your cocks? It'd be a pleasure to blow such great players

i wish to better my self with blasters soon my dude

-Scarth

All of you are blacklisted, give me your friendcodes so I can block you.

>Rank up
>Rank down
I guess splatzones just don't click with me

why does rainy hate dot?

No one likes attention whores, especially other attention whores.

>wins match
>instantly starts shitposting about it

I wonder why

>windows xp cursor
Jesus christ I know you're from the 3rd world rainy but holy shit

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>friends
I'd choose random people from /ink/ over thse "friends" you're talking about that are so fucking dramatic and ass blasted over a video game that they have to publicly make themselves known in order to try and shame other players

Both of you get carried by your teams. I don't even consider myself that good and even I've out played and out skilled the both of you many times. Just fuck off already and go play with your "friends"

Autism

>it's another discord drama episode

Are you okay dude?

here have fun kid SW-2066-6610-4530

t. toast

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I only do that with my woomy

Who /gold medals/ here

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