/palg/ - Paladins general and SMITE

>smitefags aren't welcome here

OW is shit. play
smite instead.

I want Smite poster to fuck off! Take Maeve cancer with you while you're at it.

muscle/amazon fetish

Ash is as close as we'll EVER get to a true muscular woman in this game. It's the upper acceptable limit by the lowest common denominator. Let people at least draw her as bulky as they want.

>tfw paladins strike actually looks really fun but you still haven't received a code yet

I love musclegirls and amazons but she's clearly not that big. Guess I'm a stickler for characters being on-model.

Maybe if we ask enough they'll add an actual amazon or muscle witch.

muh dick

I have some crystals saved up for just that

>Maybe if we ask enough they'll add an actual amazon or muscle witch.

I've been asking for MONTHS to get a vampire wine connoisseur in the game.

should've registered sooner :^)

Paladins is the first game I see why so many female playable characters

>this nose

I can't fap to that.

DELETE ALL KNOWN REFERENCE TO SMITE

Well, I'm not getting Strike invite in this wave either.

It hurts so much

Paladins is THEE waifu-bait game on the market right now.

I just wanted a pocket Nando.

honestly if you add fangs and had slightly different skills Lian wouldve been an excellent character mode for just that

What does "available at sign in" mean?

Wait, the summer chest is back?

this shit needs to stop

as a thing for the hurricane yeah

You need to give your credit card numbers

Strix could have been this.

>that one SMITE autist who keeps making the OPs
Reminder to just make an actual Paladins general next time he does this and ignore the forced merged OPs just like with the shitty Paladins & Overwatch General shitposts.

STRIX NERF WHEN

this
we dodged a bullet in that case

This

Stupid

kys loser

No

your loss

He's fine just take cover and flank him bro :^)

Have a good day /palg/

Thanks, you too.

>didnt grenade
what a faggot

Is my peepee bigger yet?

NO, FUCK YOU, I WILL PLAY RANKED AND I WILL VERY ANGRY!

This could be an interesting emote for Evie.

I bet you'll do really well, and get lots of good teammates, user!

I'm sorry and I love you.

>Slice it, dice it, flank it, tank it, cap it, push it, now let's play it! Journey into sound during the OB58 Patch Preview today at 1pm ET
twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/903637399347101696

>skin that covers maeve's face
Good. I dig Rave Maeve.

I just remembered Daft Punk is french

something something lucio something something copied
Blizzdrones find a way.

Would be better without the dabbing shit

Blizzard invented DJs!

If the helmet's displays different things, I'll start to play Maeve.

Crocked hi-rez and their time machines/spy network copying Sombra with Skye before she was even developed.

>inb4 it is actually a Androxus skins

oh, hi Mark, it looks like well have a maeve patch today

Why is it that I can always win in ranked but not in casuals?

Opposite here and it's starting to trigger me

because you are a shitter who can't carry themselves but gets carried in ranked

>no Ash mastery skins
I hope i am wrong, if not, this is going to be a shit patch, also smitetards must leave

No masteries this patch.

hi palafriends, i heard Smite is now allowed in this general, what is your favorite god? :)

You can't carry in this game you retard also I always get the best scores in both casuals and ranked on my team so fuck off. This is my average game in casuals.

>enemy team has bk, m'koa, ruckus, sha lin and andro
>they all camp objective while our sha lin, cassie and zhin are useless
>i'm a barik
>healer is doing best they can but what can you do against this fucking team

@187930260
not giving you a (you)

@187930820
two can play this gayme

jerking off to lex in between games guarantees the next game is an ez win 2bh

kys

Mastery skin are awful. They're a waste of skinspace.

i just want more Ash skins so i can become poor again

...

I only play the god of the god, chad Zeus with his sweet rave to mock the other pitiful god.

you just proved my point

also why were you not the one with the highest objective time on that first match?

>paladins
>carrying
Pick one

>console

>console

u a dummie

> L1 R1
> O and Triangle

I'm legitimately mad as fuck over this shit

Why the fuck do I get to lose my ELO for this utter fucking bullshit

memes aside, you can and have to carry yourself if you actually want to move up in ranked. the difference of someone with dumb luck and someone good in ranked is one who realizes elo hell doesn't exist, and that there is no profit without effort.

How did you prove your point. If your team is retarded vs a good team you can't win. Also why the fuck would I go to the pbjective just to get melted in 2 secs.

Yes I play console that's another reason why carrying is impossible is because everyone is fucking retarded.

My thread

you have low kills, so you're bad

>all of those sub 30
>comp
Stay mad, faggot.

yes, you included

You shouldn't be able to lose elo in casuals.

The whole reason for changing comp to allow lower levels in is to make the games actually balanced.

Putting one player with a rank in with literally anyone is completely fucking stupid

scylla!

Ouch how will I ever recover.

you won't lol

Hi there :)
*Proceed to smash you*

Consolefags get so easily butthurt

Mm is based on hidden rating, not so much about rank. I've met plenty of silver in plat and some of them are quite ok

>cassie raging all game because she cant hit anything, blames the other damages for not helping
>tell her to stop raging and kill something
>she starts getting toxic at fuck at me, i just laugh it off
>we win
>i outdamaged her as ash

nothing makes me feel better in this game than kicking these kids egos down a notch

I'll play smite when they add Abrahamic champs