/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV Stormblood General

Disappointment and gloom

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last thread:

i am the real meower

does abe live in this thread all day lmao

Imposter.

tell me the real reason why you play a female avatar and afk in town, boys.

what did you honestly expect

false meower

cus I want to be a girl irl, and the game sucks and there's nothing to do except take cute pictures

Please give me aiming loot today
Girls are cute

You told me you loved me.

>makes a girl character
>calls it a boy
>illustrations of it have literally no vagina but male parts
legit makes my blood boil

I'm a male though.

I play a male and afk at my apartment

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Post cute goths, please.

You HAVE finished your Wondrous Tails and gotten at least one line from Khloe, right user? You're not a lazy bum who barely gets it done after the week has already gone by, are you?

I play male and never afk.

I like playing dress up, and afking in town gives rested experience.

It was just a prank

I tell that to everyone. It's your own fault for making it more than it was, I was just trying to be friendly.

>attacking an enemy
>party kills it before I can get my combo off
>icon is still highlighted to tell me I can combo
>it kills me inside
Anyone else have this happen?

used to do this
then started seeing people wearing the outfit i glammed together
then started seeing people fantaing into my character wearing the glam in other peoples screenshots
i mean it was flattering at the glam but blatant copies made me feel disgusted

Your own fault for playing on Balmung.

got 2 lines this week yeet

Got two lines and turned it in the other day friendo. Already had the pet though and VI craft/gathering materia is worth 10x more so I took the crystals.

I'm not old enough to play with Khloe yet.

>tfw don't even have half of the duties unlocked
>too scared to join DF for other half and PF are mount farms locked behind clear

Maybe one day. At least i'm Zhloes friend already.

When it comes to the prioritised stat order for materia melding (eg. DH > Crit > Det), do I just shove it as much DH materia into as many slots as I can so long as it gives me the full +40, then go onto the next priority stat?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ye

>tfw nobody likes shy, bookish midlanders

*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa's you lewdly*

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What do you even get from Wondrous tails? Is even useful for non crafters/gatherers?

Thanks, why am I so dumb

>and PF are mount farms locked behind clear
Don't be a shybaby. Go grab those unlock quests, open the PF and make your own group. Literally all you need to do is type "Wondrous Tails with first time bonus." Everyone and their dead grandmother will jump at the chance to help you.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

If you fish up a map but throw it back, does that count against your map allowance?

Yes. Why the hell would you throw away a map, even the lesser ones are still worth some dosh.

Hi, doctor. How do acquire more salmon for my diet?

>ftw when you rp with someone much better then you

:c

i'll never be good

MMOs sap your brain juices

Noobish question but I haven't played in about a year. What's the best way to get gear for levels 50-60? I have plenty of tomes but the items are either level 50 (too low) or 60 (too high). I'm level 55.

MSQ.

I dunno, maybe I'd be gunning for a higher level map for the day?

Where can I go to pump?

>tfw so many partners tell you how amazing you are
>some even admit to playing it cool eagerly awaiting the next time

>Fish up a low level
>Sell the stuff you get from it
>Buy a high level

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woah no, that's raep, user!

If you give consent it won't be.

ultros

post CUTE elfboys right meow!!

How were they better than you user?

I hadn't even considered that they might be tradeable. Fuck.

I did all of the Heavensward ones. I can't do more until 60. Right now I'm running DD until 60, then gonna buy armor and weapons with tomes.

Just MSQ or ordinary vendors and dungeon drops, save poetics for Shire gear when you hit 60.

Vicariously living through my ideal waifu.

I prescribe you Yanxia's Mercantile Docks with Midge Larva ideally under fair skies.

Then dungeons i suppose.

Thanks doc, I won't let you down

But i can't do that, user, i'm not a sl00t

I miss you.

If you only give consent to me, you won't be a slut.

Under the milky twilight

meguca anime user

tfw will never get to cuddle a qt lizard

Are future expansion's beast tribe quests as slow to get rolling as ARR's?

Just do it while they're afk.

The opposite, they start out quick and then grind to a halt.

Vagueposts should be a banneable offense

AAAAAA is not for lewd

cuddle me
mateus

They are stupid, but not if you don't report them.

my mateus character is kind of ugly but where are you?

>expert weeb castle as whm
>right at 1st pull see tank walk past mobs without flashing
>aggro everywhere
>ohboy.webm for a interesting run to come
>never see him flash till the 2nd boss
>speaking of 2nd boss everyone ends up with a vul stack after each floor turning except me
>1st boss taking forever to die so boot up parse
>BLM being outdpsed by the pld most of the time and never uses fire II
>discover that yojimbo respawns the dragon heads if he takes too long to die

w a t
a
t

Coerthas Central Highlands ( 22.4 , 18.2 )

>tfw you find out youre just a side piece to your main guy so you get serious with your side piece to make him jealous but it doesn't work and you end up getting a new side piece because your new main price is boring but then you think maybe you can make something work with your new side piece so you break up with your new main guy but your side piece knows about your hoein ways and doesn't want to commit so you try to go back to your last main guy but he sees the signs and cuts you loose and now your old old main guy is showing interest again but you now he will never love you

You are a child.

did you learn your lesson or will you continue this pattern until you're a broken and jaded shell of a human being

What, like the first few tiers go by quick but the later ones take weeks of dailies to progress?

I would still be a slut if we aren't married though
WOAH, i'll never be a bride anymore...

that wasnt me
if you name a city or housing i can come there, ok?

that wasnt me
if you name a city or housing i can come there and bring flowers, ok?

uhhh okay gridania?

Reminder that you people allowed chemo posting to be an officially sanctioned activity.

Become a nun

Reminder no one even cares.

Whatever happens, memc@ will always luv u

Actually, does Eorzea even have any cloistered priesthoods? I'm not sure I've seen hint of any.

reminder that midlanders have but one purpose

/pet

they do if they're played by irl girls

initials and race/gender?

because you're all batshit crazy

K H
female xaela

Post initials of a male (male) you want to do lewd things with.

brt

My is well-liked.

What's your name in game memec@?

Eliot, I don't know his full name but i want his midlander deep inside of mine and kissing the back of her neck.