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>Motorcycle Chicken Strip Support Group

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No Bike? Start here:

No Grom? Try the ergonomics simulator:
cycle-ergo.com

For those in commie countries:
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No helmet? Start here:
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Previous thread:

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first for kawasaki pee pee poo poo

Do I buy it?

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s*zuki

shut the fuck up

Only if you like riding a meme.

i wanna CUM

Leaning towards this can.
Fit and finish look good and it's half the price of the akra which doesn't look great.
Thoughts?

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Wot baik

keep the stock unit fag

Just masturbate, silly.

Rude
Are memes fun

S1000XR

Why?

>Are memes fun
Consider yourself meme'd once you find out on your own.

loud pipes prompt gripes
roars and pops alert cops
noisy can for a small dicked man
a loud exhaust means a license lost

SC is going to be fuckoff loud so you might want to think about that if youre doing as much touring as you should be on an S1000XR

ok daddy

Do it m8

>being so cucked you make up some shit rhyme to justify your shitty stock exhaust
Your life must be so incredibly sad.

How come no exhaust manufacturer produces and markets the quietest exhausts/mufflers possible?

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Loud pipes save lives
Like liter bikes get wives
You would know too
If you didn't ride poo

Because literally no one wants them.

>Why?
Louder exhausts are fun for like the first month and then they just get tiresome for the rider. Sure there's a slight performance increase, but it's so negligible that you'll be able to tell the difference. Even if you rejet your carbs or remap your EFI, you're still looking at minuscule gains.

Anyways, loud cans get annoying as hell for you and the people around you.

Fair enough. I've got Akra headers on already and they're pretty loud. Didn't think the can would make too much difference other than tone. I wear earplugs and considering getting custom moulds done

Shit I'm so tempted.

Akra comparison

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I want them.

shame about the ugly can at the bottom.

I ejaculate a little bit every time my bike pops and crackles like mad with the new exhaust
Akra looks like shite

Is that why all the liter peter riders that post here are lonely gays

I mean I'd probably do it anyway, but you should consider how much that extra noise will add to the fatigue, maybe try and find db ratings for both cans.

I would want one if it didn’t lose any hp. I kind of feel guilty lighting up my liter ss in the middle of night to go a run.

yeah, a nobody

tfw want to brap the throttle every time I'm in front of a red light but I don't want to look like an asshole
;;

Fuck you.

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Ok, but how do you fuck an imagenary cartoon?

Don't be a pussy! Just let 'er sing.

youtube.com/watch?v=kHDF0A6IX_M

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I agree with you honestly. The headers with rapid bike Evo fuel module made a significant difference but the can is really just for bling.

You mean the cat? Yeah it's definitely an eyesore

Agreed

Yeah, only thing is SC project doesn't seem to post a dB spec. Just a probably asspulled dyno. Maybe ends up being what makes me decide against it for now
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What went wrong?

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Sounds better then jazz imho

No lie was made when we say
No liter no peter,
We meant it in every way gay.
But every time we ride,
We're farther ahead with every passing meter
While you can't even avoid a truck side

Just being a noob.
He's probably never ridden with a passenger before.

>You mean the cat? Yeah it's definitely an eyesore
ye, isn't there a full exhaust you can get that doesn't have that?

i have never seen more bored people in my life.

>oh.
>hmmm.
>sugoi.
>yeah. very nice.
>hey, i think i recognize that song.

Already got rid of it as part of the new headers

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are you cute user? will you be my bf?

Living on an island can make you strange in that way.
Gotta contrive entertainment from whatever.

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No I'm a complete uggo so I spend all my money on my bike to make myself feel better for a little while :(

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Hell, even if I was good looking that’s what I would do.

Remus does make TUV approved pipes

From here you kinda remind me of baronvongrumble

Good luck finding parts for it.

If you want a four cylinder 250, get an MC22.

>picture semi unrelated

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so does everyone else but that doesn't make them quiet

>tfw no 300cc 1-cylinder 4-stroke turbocharged supersport

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feels good

Post bikes.

Nah I'm good, thanks.

That kinda reminds me of the /dbt/ designed bike from way back that was going to be 1 cylinder, 2 stroke, and 2000cc.

Please

No one here actually owns bikes

???

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What would a two litre two stroke single even sound like?

We /radicallarry/ now

2 liter 2 peter

tfw bowels are playing up and I'm shitting small amounts of stomach acid

send help

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Stop shitposting user

The schematic was pure cringe

Nice cuckcycle fagget!! Now post boipucci gayboi

Lemme plug that hole bby ;) if u know what i mean bby ;)

Post boy pucci

Really aggressive riding mower.

How to tighten chain???

>still better post quality and relevance than drobe

Move the rear axle backwards.

If you're not confident then take it to a shop, they should have it done in like ten minutes.

but they want charge me 300 us dollars for chain work

youtu.be/YBTVJMs0n_A

like dis but slightly more rpm
engine comes to life at 7:00

Take it to a different shop.

When I went to a shop they did it for free.

If adjusting the chain costs three hundred bucks they're not worth your time.

Bost pikes.

looks gay to me

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Back to

But like blacked.com and drink tons of soylent.

is it true that the best way to get rid of chicken strips is to hang off and deform the tire with pressure rather then more lean angle or speed?

Nope

Just sand them off if they bother you that much

Explain to me how you think that's gonna work.

is it true that less tire pressure is a good way to get rid of chicken strips?

Can I fill my tires with nitrogen?

I guess it would be effective but why do you care that much

If you like shearing vale stems and getting uneven tyre wear, sure.

Just practice if you're so obsessed with chicken strips.

Riding with good body position > no chicken strips and all crossed up.

well I read that by deforming the tire you can create more contact patch and that the edge of the tire is designed to be deformed. by doing this you will be able to get rid of chicken strips in a much safer and proper manner. if you just lean more without enough deformation it is dangerous due to slip downs.

most of the the air we breath is nitrogen so I don't see why not.

Just focus on being quick and smooth and your tendies will melt off in no time.

well I got rid of my chicken strips on my rear tires barely mostly but I have this huge chunk in my front and I think it would really make me feel better about myself if I got rid of them from spirited street riding.

ok.

Why are you defining yourself by your chicken strips?

Anyone who half a brain can recognise that they don't mean shit about your ability, only that the bike has been leant over X amount. Doesn't take into account context or body position.

well maybe to an experienced rider but to me having no teddies is pretty impressive since I can't get rid of them even when I try my best so far.

>somebody actually taking advice
w-what just happened
call me a retard or something, I'm not used to this

fuck off nobie

Would scrubbing them out dangerously not be falsification then?

You didn't earn the trendies from pure ability so it isn't impressive, it's just posing.

Take it to the track if you really want to push it desu.

The front doesn't count
You need to be 20° from the ground since most tires nowadays have very little sidewall
That means you'd be pulling 0.8g turns, which you just won't do on a public road and street tires

and the track is not dangerous? I don't have time for the track and I got a local twisty road that is close, secluded and perfect that all the good riders go to.