What car should I buy to look like a full cuck?

What an abomination
It’s perfect!

a crossover
a truck which is basically a crossover with flatbed
an suv which is basically a crossover but bigger
a wagon which is basically a lowered crossover

>not driving a great drivers car because you think it destorys your masculinity
talking about being cucked

Nissan Juke

This is who you are

Attached: 46172232-758A-4CDA-8E65-E84FC7D5C928.jpg (300x168, 20K)

>overtakes you

Attached: nissan-juke-nismo-rt-1.jpg (900x596, 63K)

Nice thumbnail, faggot.

Thanks.

in what universe?

Anything Tesla

The one where a specific death toll happened several decades ago

It’s the wrong board for this but I had the compulsion to do it

has anyone actually ever seen one of these on the road? Shit-spec Jukes are still very common on the road (thankfully less so than 5 years ago) but I'm pretty sure I've never seen upper trim ones, let alone Nismos

You take the bus because you are lending your car to your wife's "friend".

Any car really. If you care what other people think of you by what you drive, you're just a mega insecure cuck.

Anything with a carburettor.

>goes around you
>styles on you

Attached: nissan-juke-nismo-rs-sideways-goodwood.jpg (1200x630, 77K)

>modern nismo
>juke

Cuckwagon if I ever seen one

Sandero

t. drives a Prius because its the only new car his wife allowed

Jeep renegade

If you're a eurofag this is easy: peugeot

Also toyota aygo

any electric car that isn't performance based, the more expensive the more cuck worthy

see tesla

Any car that isn't powered by an LS

A jeep Renegade. Or a Wrangler with really tasteless visual mods

Cvt subaru with the small engine

Two seaters are automatically uncucked because they can’t transport your wife’s sons.

Tesla

Your favorite car.

WRX

Kia Rio

Bmw

But carby v8s sound amazing

/thread

Attached: 6D0CF19E-52D0-4863-B1DA-78EBA56E085C.jpg (1536x856, 231K)

Yeah, I would tag anybody that bought one of these because of the show as a cuck.

The way I see it you have 2 choices:

Toyota Venza, the crossover for people who consider eating at Chili’s on a Friday night as “going out”

Or the Chevy Bolt. Because you wanted to buy the Volt but it’s too extreme looking for you and your don’t want to attract the wrong kind of attention.

>sucking that faggot hide dick that much
Ironically you outed yourself as the little faggot you are.

Attached: 7ufNQqM.gif (250x250, 993K)

nah fuck off

Attached: 504-16.jpg (1024x768, 452K)

>let your wife pick out the car and buy it for her
>it will be under her name
>you can drive it occasionally but eventually when she leaves you for Chad it will go with her in the divorce

import a twingo

Symptoms of a cuck mobile:

>can't fit adults in the rear seats
>biggest selling point is fuel economy
>you brag about the features it has like an ipad in the dash
>is made to be disposed of in 10 year
>cab is substantially bigger than the fenders and trunk
>is stuffed with safety equipment like lane and parking assist
>nothing mechanical, all electronic - is a pain to fix
>is filled with cheap plastic, including plastic engine components
>FWD
>automatic
>V6 or 4 cylinder and smaller
>rusts to death
>chunky body panels and a huge dash
>sales person describes it to you as an "economical and safe choice"

Attached: 1484316064229.jpg (419x480, 81K)

>BASED
>Disblacets BFTO :DDDDD

Step aside ladies (and bulls), this is the ultimate car to demonstrate that you sit in the corner masturbating to the thought of your wife or girlfriend being fucked by a nigger

Attached: cuck.jpg (520x390, 41K)

To find the most cucked car, you must look at the most cucked part of the world.

I present, the official car of Sweden:

youtube.com/watch?v=4lKq1fGtXFM

Attached: revvingintensifies.jpg (315x310, 21K)

2018 mustang GT

holy fuck lmao that's literally my DD

Bullshit there hasn't been a single car made in the last ten years that couldn't comfortably fit people in the back seat

Prove me wrong

fpbp
>acceptably sized rear seats
>shit fuel economy
>no iPad in the dash, what's a "feature"?
>36 years old and still runs and drives great
>fuckhueg front end and decent sized trunk
>lol what safety equipment
>all mechanical, what's a "sensor"
>all iron engine
>RWD
>manual
>no rust
>well proportioned, small body panels and small dash
>absolutely not economical or safe in any way at all
Chad DD plowing through.

Attached: IMG_20180201_081858~01.jpg (4032x2719, 3.8M)

I'm 6'2" and own a 2017 Focus.

It's only comfortable for 5-10 minutes trips

>a wagon which is basically a lowered crossover

You ride in the backseat of your own car?

I drive an old shitty Ford Ranger... and I'm not married. Nice projection tho.

Should we Manlets just all kill our selves so manufactures can start marketing affordable cars for big people like yourselves?

>Can't even spell "Hyde"

Attached: 1514160271902.png (1000x1000, 345K)

A car will not make you a cuck. If you have never killed your own food you are an insane cuck.

I always knew Rob Dahm was a cuck

He's not a cuck he takes dicks for himself

My wife and her boyfriend Jamal had such big smiles on their faces when I brought this baby home, that’s how I know I picked a good car.

Attached: 29EB643A-1E7A-4E8C-9746-B8F0BE3DDF9F.jpg (900x549, 79K)

Toyota 86 and Subaru BRZ

If all manlet killed themselves who would design the Japanese cars

Attached: 139[1].jpg (960x311, 62K)

>2018
>being racist

reported

not anymore after she left you for buying the old shitty Ford Ranger and not the new Prius

but on a serious note
>If you care what other people think of you by what you drive, you're just a mega insecure cuck
>drives Ford Ranger

what a shock you would say things like this. Talk about projecting...

Attached: 1511991206916.jpg (748x1146, 265K)

>fuel economy makes you a cuck
>this level of retard logic

paying more money to the gas jews makes you a gas cuck

Attached: 9182375.png (500x534, 54K)

Displacelet econobox

And/or miata, it's a chick car.

Any Honda
Any Kia
Any Hyundai
Nissan juke
PT cruiser
Pontiac Aztec

Attached: 38716175.jpg (514x459, 41K)

>2018
>not being racist

deported

Attached: soymobile.jpg (1280x960, 661K)

>hide dicksucker is also a weeb

Why is it always honda

Civic

Christ get a load of the titties on that one. How does one become so skinnyfat?

stock s2k

Speaking of cuck, my parents want to buy me an Audi Q3 because they think the VW golf I drive is for Polish farmers. I dont care about cars, so dont even know if its decent. Should I accept? Im 30 btw.

you are 30, why do your parents still buy YOU anything and not the other way ?

>autistic hypermiling vehicle with manual trans and sick electronic dashboard is a cuck vehicle
fuck you user i don't even have one and i like it

>my PT Cruiser is faster than your cuckmobile
>no wife, have GF and a side-piece
>have fugged a dozen sloots in said PoonTang Cruiser

Who’s the cuck now, soyboy?

Attached: 0987D9D5-3D97-430F-85B9-DABBC7619CC8.jpg (3264x2448, 2.2M)

(you) are.

ridiculously low t
>engineering explained
yup but maybe just pure autism rather than soy
pic related

Attached: 9B95D2C3-DCA8-4AAF-AC2C-B783AF7CC02F.jpg (640x480, 61K)

I'm not afraid to tell people what I drive or if I'm married or not. Never was, probably never will be.

My point still stands though. If you care so much about what people think of you by what you drive, you're an insecure cuck.

Attached: distant canfarting sounds.jpg (740x400, 46K)