/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

the royal family has possessed the entire trifoce before. The just got all the pieces together again at some point.

Nabooru fucked some Hylian nobody
Urbosa fucked some Hylian nobody
Riju will fuck some Hylain nobody

Riju will kidnap Link away from Zelda in order to produce an heir

why not just take him uot for a drink when he returns the Thunder Helm

>useless
more like top tier on most people's tier lists

because alcohol fucks with your performance

Surely Riju isn't retarded to start a civil war over Link's dick

Zelda's just going to have to learn how to share
He's already the Great Fairies' toy

I want to marry the fish

can't marry a corpse

Gerudo is seceding from the union and declaring itself and independent country. They'll trade with the new Zuna allies and take husbands from foriegn lands unknown to Hyrule. Hylian women wil have to get their clothes, underwear, makeup and accessories from somewhere else

Link was killing Talus fresh out of a 100 year nap I think he can shrug of most of the effects of strong drink

You can trade with whoever you like just keep off my man

it doesn't work like that. Especially when you're five feet tall and weigh about as much as your sword and shield

implying she doesn't do this immediately after Link enters her Town to return the Thunder Helm

>Implying Zelda isn't waiting in town to join her

Hyrules Warriors is fun when it isn't getting frustrating. The missions are a bit long though, and the mutton mashing gets away from me.
Fighting Volga is like pulling teeth

>mutton mashing
the DLC really added something

Hyrule Warriors link is a faggot for not picking Cia

well I enjoyed cooking in BotW I might as well learn how to actually do it

Lana>Cia>Impa>Zelda>Linkle

I guess Link isn't into bird beaks

I just got the joke of this image

Lana=Cia>Zelda>Linkel>Impa

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DELET THIS

Go quack somewhere else, bird brain.

Gerudo genocide when?

Whenever Zelda wishes.

wind waker

>ganon attacks
>gods flood the earth
>gerudo die in their valleys

You realise princess that the Gerudo race can't be wiped so long as a single Gerudo survives because Gerudo only produce Gerudo

This is the Zelda of Gerurdo extinction. Peace in Hyrule will come to you, but only if you reply to this post this "Kill em all, Princess!"

Kill em all, Princess!

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Kill em all, Princess!

I haven't played a lot of zelda games, like minish cap and skyward sword

but does the temple of spirit take longer to complete than any other temple?

>start it as a child
>7 years later
>finish it

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The time travel in the mine dungeon in Skyward Sword is thousands of years apart

¡Mátalos a todos, Princesa!

he prefers shark teeth

Is that from the Mexico-release version of the game?

Of course not. Link is beheaded in the Mexico version.

>sticking your dick in fish
wtf

>not wanting a loving fish wife

Alright /lozg/, is Link a sadboy or a happyboy? I think botw Link feels distinctly sadboy

Link's face in that would be a good profile picture

I'd rather die alone, which I will do anyway.

Botw link starts off sadboy because he has no memories and feels bad that he doesn't know what the hell is happening. He turns happyboy by the end of the game because he gets his girl and some of his memories back.

sadboy

Considering everyone he knows is either dead, fish or Zelda pretty sadboy

>MFF

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Link is usually a happyboy
but this Link doesn't deserve to be a happy boy

dying just means we'll get to be with out waifu in what comes after

His only crimes were allowing mipha to think her love might be requited, and possibly being a dick to the old man.

>want to rewatch a certain scene from a game
>click on a LP
>LPer reads the text out loud and gives the character a funny voice

I'm sorry user but I think your opinion is a dumb one

is this.........gay?

His crime was failing the princess when she needed him, failing Hyrule when it needed him, and forcing everyone to wait in misery for him to return, and taking his sweet-ass time saving the land

No, it's the purest form of love, so it can't be gay.

That is not what is waiting for us though.

I have learned to ignore the naysayers

LPers are the lowest form of content creator. Their only way of drawing in new viewers are to make things """funny""". As such they'll take what might be a deeply emotional part of a video game and go "lol xD hurrhurr who dis hoe telling me to wake up XDDD lol I'm naked"
t. baggod :DDDDDDD

it's not like you know

What would you do?

What makes you think it is as you envision it?

Is that your concern?

I would give her a bowl of eggs

[Smash]

look at the size of Onyx, it'd be like trying to shove her leg in there

I was merely curious as to how you are sure about that.

I've got inside sources

Oh look, it's CNN.

Please elaborate

kek

That's an awfully twisted and backward way of looking at it. He had 0 triforce pieces (Zelda had them all) and despite that accomplished more than any other Link. It was the others who failed him, not the other way around, especially Zelda and through her the King who caused her to fail him.

Or do you mean to say that he should have talked more so that Zelda would fall in love with him faster or some stupid shit like that?

reminder that Din was ready to hop on Link's bone even though he barely came up to her hip

Reminder that the Maku Tree was ready to hop Link's bone even though he didn't even come up to her lower branches.

Link shouldn't have died to a mere 27 guardians, everything is his fault

I really like the design for Link in these mangas. I don't know why, though.

I don't remember that at all

But this I do remember

Link has had a fish wife, tree wife, and I'm sure a human wife. What's next? A chuchu jelly wife?

Is that real?

Play the Oracle of Ages

Yes. She's real and I love her

She must give you morning wood

reminder that the Princess waiting an awful long time for Link to do anything is a staple of the series

Makes you wonder what she does with all that time...

Learn to use her magic?

most of them seem to get incapacitated.
Put to sleep, turned to stone, encased in Amber. Hard to diddle yourself like that