/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Every King of the Hill match so far has been everyone playing seriously instead of fucking around for 2 rounds then "trying" on the third one.

Already seems better to me when one game mode isn't a joke "Deathmatch" mode until you already have 15 minutes of your time wasted.

D.va's getting more of her matrix back while keeping rockets. Hog's pretty much roadkill, though.

Here comes T-Racer!

rate my OC /owg/

Reminder that Sombra is CUTE!

Race traitor/10

who should i main for S6 lads

i was thinking junk but everyone instalocks gongo+tracker ever game

Zarya has been ""dead"" since like season two or whenever they dumpster'd her charge mechanics, bubble timer, and other shit. She's entirely usable, yeah, but nowhere NEAR as good as she used to be.
I don't get that. Roadhog didn't deserve it, but at least he was someone autonomous; if you died to him it's because he went out and did work to kill you.
If you died to Zarya, you literally have NOBODY to blame other than yourself and your team. Don't shoot the neon pink bubbles.
But dumb niggers just don't get it.

>maining

if you don't main someone you get cucked into support roles

Lucio

old boy 76 long as i dont catch you playing him in my games

fucking THIS.

I've done 4 of my placements matches so far and 3 of them had a toxic cunt, 4 had hopelessly bad teams, and 4 were losses.
After trying to escape ELO hell for the entirety of Season 5, It's just not worth it anymore. Competitive is dead to me and I hope it becomes dead for real.

I quit.

SPEEEEEEEEEEEED BOOOOOOOOOOOST

Lost 7 in placements, though overall I have 5 wins and 9 losses, so I'm slowly climbing back up. At least I hope so because my winrate is fucking 35%

but user nips are honorary aryans

>elo hell
aka bronze

New report system hasn't kicked in yet, it's possible it'll get a lot better

Real question is why the fuck are you doing your placements in the first week of competitive then complaining you get bad teams? Most good players give it a week for the shitters to die down, you are currently playing at around 500SR less than your actual rating

Some help me pick what hero to buy a gold gun to
no hanzo or torbjorn

Hanzo or Torbjörn

Orisa for 2 shades of gold on cooldown, Rein Greifhardt for the only matte gold skin in the game (looks really fucking nice)

Monkey
A good monkey player can tilt people super bad
A gold monkey is a cherry on top

God fucking damnit

>New report system hasn't kicked in yet
It has.
It's gone full nazi

>tfw bad aim
Still playing Bloo anyway.

No, Reinhardt is back.
youtu.be/gmoXPmEUulU?t=15m18s
Look at that fucking snap block. Wouldn't have hit him, but holy shit.

Good. Y'all better be on your best behavior.

I hate these two fucking cunts so fucking much

stop

i dont like orisa and i dont have that reinhardt skin

monkey it is

But Doomfist isn't meta right now, Winston is better at tilting people

I can't say you should be surprised, it's pretty obvious kiddies are going to do theirs ASAP

Idk, Blizz have said they are aiming at more bans and less silences on top of that, expect more to come. Only gets better for level headed players like me.

>higher ping than me
if you place better than me i am going to be mad cause i keep making excuse saying that if i have the best eq and ping i can win any game but if someone with a shittier eq and ping gets placed higher than me then im fucker

Pound her bongos.

I unironically thought he was referring to Sombra or Lucio when he said monkey.

>Hell
>bronze
bronze is silly as fuck to play in

wait are you making memes about your racist views?
or are you making ironic memes about racism?
or have you spent so much time trolling and shitposting that you've become troll shit? do you even know at this point?
millenialscum were a mistake

>player leaves in placements
>waits till the doors open to cancel\

That ass must be so soft and tight, with strong pneumatic muscles eager to massage your cock...

Why don't they just cut out the middle man and give tracer infinite ammo?

>soft metal
But yeah, she's pretty perfect.

>Idk, Blizz have said they are aiming at more bans
That's for later. Right now the Report system is insta silencing everyone

>a customizable ass
>slot in any fleshlight you want
orisa is the wife of the future

Wheres that one user who drank their own "milk"?

Reminder that Widowmaker is a better and sexier mommy than Mercy.

she's probably putting it in her cereal

I want to use my tongue to run lotion all over her body

Taimou even posted the full VOD and quickly deleted it after people got more suspicious.

The deleted vod can be found on youtube

source?

Sure..be sure to give it a good squeeze
*unzips dick*

>go bastion and bouncy castle to a swift victory on deathmatch
>entire server switches to genji
why do bronzes do this?

that looks kinda real, i want it, i want to fuck it

Oh good

okay homo

this picture fits better with genji

that's literally the only good change

I don't see why previous seasons are affecting your current one still. If i have to do placements again, i'd like to get a clean slate

>finish placements
>get 2480
>the most boring rank
welp guess i'm not touching comp ever again

>Bouncy castle
What did he mean by this?

>I need milking!

>Goldbab complains it's shit and throws toys out of the pram
Colour me surprised

w-why do you ask?

what's happening?

idiot

bouncing on the jump pad and going into turret form, its fun asf and pretty effective, until the entire server counters you as I said

>DC in every placement match so far
XDDDD

my kind of girl

Which tittypad is the better of the two, bp_Terrace or bp_Window?

I wanna marry Tracer

>play as Lucio (not mercy because i find her boring, waiting for the revamp)
>dps are horseshit and we lose
>play as tank
>dps are fucking horseshit, doing gold damage as fucking Winston for god sake
>decide to play as dps
>no one is healer/tank
>lose 200SR and again not in fucking diamond

That's it. i'm giving up.
Tell me how to fucking rank up without the "play with friends" meme. i got silenced for 9 days when i tried to ask nicely others to switch so we could have an actual team comp

I don't care anymore. i will play my favorite heroes in quick, just tell me how to rank up without friends
hell, i can even heal slut if you want as mercy if that's what needed

Stop giving a shit about rank.

Rank is ass and a coinflip. Play flex characters like zen and zarya.

>when your countrymen bully you

Haha nörd

you cant do anything
dps shitters are the main problem but since 90% of the playerbase plays them, complaining is useless also Blizz fault for not balancing roles correctly

I'll beat them up for you, user

>>soft meta
Inside!
I should have said "rectum", I get it...

i fucking hate this picture stop fucking posting it

...

t.Genji

tfw tryed my hardist in promos
tfw team had good hopes despite losing and not being salty
tfw 4/5/1
tfw 1417

dont let angela touch this pure boy

I'd rather play against bronzeshitters than be stuck in gold all season

>pic related
Best girl for that

Best Hanzo legendary?

>Torb health is now 100 health/175 armor
>Turret range reduced ten meters but DPS is increased significantly OR Turret health increased OR can upgrade to level three at expense of scrap (Literally something his turret is ass)
>Also can heal and upgrade at the same time

>Give bastion more health and tighter spread

>Remove scatter arrow and replace it with super knockback arrow or AoE poison arrow
>Let hanzo double jump

>Increase mei m1 DPS, increase damage required to freeze to compensate
>M2 now freezes targets after 150 damage is dealt to them (headshot or two consecutive bodyshots) within 10 meters

tfw canon mei has sausage fingers

>2-3 min queue time for a 1 min stomp

this
gold sucks because everyone is bad but not entertainingly bad like in bronze, shit just gets boring

>get matched with angry people who yell and throw
>match ends
>wait 3 minutes before queueing again
>angry throwers are already in another game and you're out of sync with their queueing cycle
It's easy

Hanzo's the one going on about fratricide.

Lone wolf, don't listen to the haters you know it looks cool

>play 2 placement matches
>go as waifu
>dps is shit
>gold elems and damage both games
I blame the doomfist and the gengi for not switching when they can't get kills.