/palg/ - Paladins General

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>/palg/ Discord
discord.gg/SNwXWHe

>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz (embed)

>Patch notes (OB57)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?53313-Open-Beta-57-Patch-Notes-August-23rd-2017

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>/palg/ ID List
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380

>Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

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KNEEL

and smite

Best thread for best girl

My thread

Ash a best, BEST!

Inara is very cute

bad mspaint edition

That skin is bad af

makoa has the pick potential to make it a 4v5. Good players won't get tricked and land their hooks so your argument is retarded. If you think makoa is not more impactful than nando you should stay in diamond forever

what is this from lad?

is this how /palg/ dies?

>no SMITE
Good.
Also, is Nandoposter dead?

no fuck off already

I want to like it but when they showed that skin from the side she almost looked kinda bloated or stretched. Bit of a shame since the art looked really nice.

HUNKER DOWN

nobody but namefags use that discord link, remove it in the next thread. the decks site also throws a bitch fit if you have adblock so remove it too, it's not like you can't import loadouts from decent players anyway.

Dead, amigo.

yeah, "hunk" ;)

maybe they sleep i believe there are several fernando anons

discord on Veeky Forums is the first step of killing your thread
first all the people move to discord and talk about the game there
then the thread is nothing but a husk of itself x10
and then it dies

We haven't even posted all the girls yet, so no we'll live.
Not removing the discord link just so people can ask for it in the thread, no point in doing so. I'll get rid of the decks site though. I promise I won't fuck up that one (embed) too.

What went wrong?

Guess I have to pour one for the fallen. He probably got some personal stuff or something.
>several fernando anons
I didn't know about that.

Nothing. He just got younger.

And it turns out that was because of a bug. Good deal.

im not a slut lowrez please stop ignoring me

Reminder that smitefriends are our brothers.

Well Baroness is a good skin.

I'm not a hunker, but I would be down for him, if you catch my drift.

i agree, remove the damn discord, discordfag are pathetic wannabe-tripfag.

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Also meant to ask, but does anyone even bother using the /palg/ ID List? I figure if I'm trimming down what shouldn't be in the OP for next time I'd get rid of everything that's not worth having.

>wont get tricked
>what is positioning
>what is shielding
>what is bodyblock
>what is keeping yourslef away from his range
Thats were youre wrong, kiddo. Yes, he can do that, but, if the suport sticks his healing up the targets ass you might not get the "potential" pick. Nando has more shielding, more health, more caut spread potential and a good team ult, while m'koa has what i already listed on previous bread. Now, you look a bit salty when facing thruth, see you on my way to masters while you get demoted to plat.

No buff for you sorry

excuse me?

get rid of the part that says no smite friends

OBSORB

>zhin skin
>delay after counter fixed

ARE YOU READY?

>play Tyra in ranked
>people act passive aggressive when picked and blame me for loss even if I didn't do bad
>if we win, hardly get any credit

You wish bucko. Go make your own general and stop shitting up ours. Oh wait, it'll just die like it always does won't it?

IT ISNT FAIR IT JUST ISN'T FAIR
WHY DOES KITTY GIRL GET ALL THE ATTENTION

i did it one time because i was the only one who could pick dps at that point and i wanted to melt tanks, big mistake. But our flank was dumber

reminder

Ahahaha

This is your only home.

Pedos, i swear

get fucked blue trash

Grokh art rework.

HOLY SHIT MOM
AND I ALREADY GAVE UP HOPE

FUCK YOU

>the decal on her leg is fucking 2d painted on
what the flying fuck

Shows how dumb it is to give up on things, doesn't it, user? Congratulations!

You mean how giving up makes magic happen?

I love her, I love my perfect wife with all my heart. No one loves her more than I. Do not believe their lies, they just want to cause harm.

>covers up her cute face
What's the fucking point then?

>teammate picks tyra
>not a single molotov on the objective
every god damn time

>Win on Frog Island as Ash
>Get top play for ulting and bouncing three people to their death

Wew

>still no paladin champ

the face changes depending on what you're doing

Wait for Lazarus, user.

I don't know if he can take in so much Fernando

can i be your wife user

Once upon a time, there was a slut who fucked a lot of black men. She also saw a 5'6 manlet on the side, but only when she felt like emasculating him. This particular slut was of Asian descent, and had very large, voluminous, eye catching ears. The black men she fucked often liked to stick their stinky penises inside them. The sensation was odd at first but, as with most things, you got used to it. The slut preferred to be treated like a bitch, a sow. She liked to be penetrated above all and lived for nothing else.

Is Ash the only actual Paladin in the game?

>Shows how dumb it is to give up on things, doesn't it, user?
Truly made me think.

Would you a pip(human)?

repost for daytime pals pastebin.com/uqK3WmvL

we dont car about your mother, sorry.

That's a Pip(elf), user.

>care

jared leto pip is better than sly thief pip

Don't worry guys, 'couple of months' means 'next patch' in the language of time travelling spies like Holt.

I'm already taken, user, taken by the most beautiful and kind girl any man could ask for.
I hope you can forgive me, but I can't take your proposal.

When do you think hirez will drop paladins and make a pubg close?

pls i cn only play ying trade

Homo content (not in this part) wooooo

>he goes to the future and steals his own content creating a time catastrophe

It's okay, he'll just steal the catastrophe from time itself.

Tyra sometimes has to save it for the flank that everybody's choosing to ignore that can run circles around her. Her only escape is using the fire to block off the path to her.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLT

don't plagiarize me

Two months and we get another major gameplay change like the one after closed beta.
Can't wait to drive my horse into someone to kill them instantaneously.

as expected from the master

As if counter Zhin needed more advantages to oblitarate me harder

hi! i missed the patch preview and i'm too lazy to shift through the VOD
is the new nando skin direct purchase? if not, how can one get it?

Batlefield 6: champions of the realm

Become VIP by paying 99 dollars per year.

How long does it take for price of a recent champion to be lowered?

It's available through the new VIP shop-you need to earn VIP points by playing the game.

E T E R N I T Y

maeve isnt cute
she has an ugly jew face

sorry, i meant Paladins: champions of vietnam

its free, you will earn the vip points by playing the shitty game

thay aint being reduced anymore

>thay aint being reduced anymore
If they aren't, then they'll probably end up all being one price.

PTS WHEN

...

ty
the new vip stuff looks stupid and the last thing we need is another currency to obfuscate actual costs but whatever

So i can buy expensive champs without fear of their price getting lowered next day? I don't have much gold.

Because there is barely any way to tell ig Zhin has counter up or not

you are honestly retarded
>positioning
nando suffers from this way more than makoa
>shielding
so? why shield when you can pressure by dpsing
>what is bodyblocking
then makoa changes his angle. if someone is forced to bodyblock that means he is a free target for your team
>keeping yourself away from his range
does nando have infinite range? if makoa is forcing people to stay out of his range that means he is doing a fine job by zoning

diamond is where trash belongs but i guess that is too much for you. enjoy demoting to gold while i am on my way to be GM

She's look GOOD as fuck my dudes

Its just a skin currency earned by free

yeah, you can.