> News - The Splatfest is going down right now! Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st/2nd) - The Forge Splattershot Pro, the first weapon with the Bubble Blower Special, has been released! - The new Salmon Run map Lost Outpost has been released! - The new stage Manta Maria has been released!
I'm an S1 veteran, oldfag /ink/ Charger main. But I'm drunk as a skunk. Who wants me on their Splatfest Flight Team? I swear I'm decent/great at charger. Any takers? I'm starting my session in the next 20-25 minutes.
SW-7494-2052-0823
I'll solo queue if I have to, but I figure /ink might be a good place to find allies who know what's up. No bully pls. I have no idea why you hate me.
Nolan Barnes
>Be invisitard >Get tired of losing constantly. >Want to go invisible and creep on oneitis. >Take off fursuit and clothing. >Get in your car, getting shitstreaks all over your seat. >Ride to your oneitis' house. >Stare into the window. >Your breath fogs it up >Oh fuck >Try opening the door instead >It's locked and you don't know how to pick it. >Jostling it makes a noise. >Circle the whole house. >Dog notices you moving and starts barking. >Fuck >Find an open window by some miracle. >Slide in, get tiny dick stuck on the window sill. >Walk as slowly as possible without breathing loudly. >Slowly sneak into her bedroom closet >Manage to get in without being noticed. >Here doorbell ring. >LOL it's that stupid flightcuck haha what a shitty power. >She answer's the doorbell and says "Wow you got here so fast!" >She takes the disgusting flightshitter upstairs. >Your heart skips a beat seeing her face. >They both get in bed. >Uh oh >Can't leave the closet with them noticing. >Have to sit in the closet and wait for flightfag to be done fucking your oneitis. >Flightfuckwad heard you breathing and shamefully attempting to fap. >Heads over to closet. >Heart is pounding. >He accidentally touches you when looking around. >Freaks out in disgust and ironically his first instinct is fight. >One punch square to the head, go unconscious and die. >Dumps your oneitis the next day and flies off to next girl. >She can't stop thinking about him the rest of her life.
Average day in the invisible life.
Eli Cooper
hows splatfest going on /ink/'
David Ortiz
Invisibility.
Juan Clark
I reported a flight fag for squidbagging a few moments ago.
Ian Carter
1687.3 here...
Chase Kelly
>masses of flightfags right here on /ink/ trying to join forces to beat team invisible
If you can't do it with randoms you don't deserve to win
Landon White
What the fuck is the point of Discord when the people who say they'll play with you end up not playing with you? fuck you eli
Brandon Watson
Kinda shit, honestly I feel like I've been dragging down my fellow /ink/lings every time I play I even managed a zero splat game earlier somehow. Thinking of just turning off my switch for the night and grinding out the last 90 points by myself tomorrow.
Landon Cruz
Are rollers even viable anymore? I feel like I can't do anything about any weapon that has range.
Nolan Brooks
>Flightfags Filled with >Degenerates >Furries >Horse Fuckers >Tranies >Unsportsmenlike fagets This is a battle between good and evil. Invisible must win, or hope in the world will die.
Isaiah Russell
Is Tails a furry post? It's at least on theme for flight, and with Sonic Mania so recent and good I'm actually willing to give the benefit of the doubt.
Jaxson Edwards
I haven't seen this copypasta before.
Landon Wood
>enemy pushed up all the way to our spawn >fuck it, hard flank >backdoor and solo entire enemy team >take back the map with only 30 seconds left >fuck up and die in their spawn because i'm so deep in their shit >team had to have pushed up after that >no, rest of team actually gets wiped in the last 10 seconds >they own the fucking entire map again >
Landon Stewart
That's been my entire experience with /ink/ since day 1
>Post FC >Get bullied
I don't even get a chance to play poorly and earn the hate.
Luis Hernandez
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Angel Turner
I'll join buddy, once this team I'm with disbands. Add me
Eli Hall
Team matches are counted separately from solo matches.
Connor Ramirez
Eli is one of the nicer people on discord. You were probably taking too long and the spot got filled. People aren't here to wait on you.
Noah Richardson
>Marina dancing
Lincoln Evans
Flightfag here. Flight is gonna lose.
Dominic Campbell
adding
Justin Hughes
>S+ in all modes, consistently stay over 100 Profreshional
still no one wants to play with me Reddit's Discord barely even has S+ players
Thomas Roberts
Find a team to carry you and just stick to turfing
Brandon Rivera
not the case, I'm not simon
Ethan Sanchez
>tfw banned from reddit's discord for posting "hello?" during a raid i'll play with you user
Dominic Lopez
Flightfag here Never give up.
Hunter Ward
Fuck you furry, it's time for your wings to be clipped.
Jonathan Hernandez
too late, /ink/ I already hit King
Gavin Russell
>Invisibility mirror matches Hmm, what did they mean by this Invisibros?
Xavier James
>1 Splat
Austin Lopez
Finally won one after a 4 lose streak, so maybe.
Levi Moore
>stopping at royalty shaking my tentacles
John Mitchell
I feel like this is true, it's the "popular team losing" meme all over again. Lost about 20 matches so far and only won about 5, I usually end up with the most kills and about 90% of the time most turf inked at a rate of 1k+ points per game. It's just the other shitters who joined team flight who barely get 500+ points in inked turf per game that keep letting me/us down
Tyler Walker
Don't patronize me shitter
Jaxson Hernandez
This guy knows what's up.
Dylan Morris
See you guys in a second. Gimme a until 11:50 PST please.
Isaac Jones
wow wait what did i do
i'll happily play with you! instead of posting passively aggressively here, like, DM me or just mention me in chat and we can team up for splatfest or in league anytime
Jacob Bennett
>at PAX >internet too bad to finish a single match of splatfest >I only really play spla2n for woomy dress up >missing out on 30 sea snails is eating me up inside
Levi Torres
I'm just mad and I don't want to play with /ink/ anymore
Hudson Jenkins
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Austin Perez
>Musselforge hates splatlings
>Inkblot Art Academy loves splatlings
Tyler Young
Any flight squids trying to group up?
Brayden Diaz
sure feels nice getting actual team vs team matches rather than team mirror matches. maybe this splatfest won't be so bad
Gavin Hill
>Pop enemy's baller
>Enemy straight up walks at me through firing ink, holding their weapon, not firing
>Baller reforms and explodes on top of me
What the actual fuck
David Diaz
>eli taking someone's fuck you seriously and is starting a witch hunt in the Discord
fuck off man
Jace Diaz
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Nolan Stewart
fun fact in a real life fight an invisible person would easily beat a person able to fly
Christopher Martin
My brother was playing one. He tried to get a squid party going, but it seems like allies don't wanna have fun.
Leo Mitchell
Yeah, me.
Andrew Flores
So lun. is the party over? Someone took your spot.
Jaxon Powell
>>Inkblot Art Academy loves splatlings
Holy fuck yes it does
Not too bad on musselforge though, you can stop anyone trying to cross the bridge easily, and the main perch isn't easily flanked.
Adam Kelly
20 wins 8 Loses No mirrors
Angel Nguyen
This is horrible. Why are so many people invincible? This is supposed to be fun. This is torture. I'm miserable. Why does ink just appear out of the thin air why do people not die when you shoot them over and over and over why do teammates constantly drop? I put over a thousand hours into the first game and it was never this bad is this in purpose? How is this possible to be so bad? I loved Splatoon more than any game I've ever played and this is essentially punishment. I hate this.
Ryder James
Discord sure sounds fun
Lucas Torres
haha boy THAT discord sure sounds like it's doing well
Isaiah Jones
Carry me!
Joseph Harris
Souns like their Baller bounced back.
Elijah Carter
wait so which side is winning again
Alexander Adams
90+% of Veeky Forums discord servers are fucking cancer for this exact reason
Samuel Powell
Same I hate solo queuing
Sebastian Clark
fuck off thatso
John Edwards
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Tyler Stewart
who /FLAWLESS/
Bentley Torres
invis
Jordan Foster
Someone start up the lobby again.
Austin Sanders
>Jet
Good taste
Ayden Hughes
how are you going to beat something you cant see? best thing you can do is fly away like a little bitch
Isaiah Torres
Got a room open. Waiting for you guys
Brandon Myers
How do I find out the maps for Europe splatfest? Fuck Manta Maria, I know they'll use it because it's new but fuck that map for turf war. I get near 600-700 points before I even get to the center of the map and by that time two of the opposite team have sneaked on by and covered up everything I've already done
Jonathan Anderson
Friendly discord where everyone wants to play with you.
Christian Lewis
we all thought ketchup was winning last time, and look what happened
Nathaniel Baker
Fuck this power ranking bullshit. If you don't get off with a stellar start in the beginning, then you're doomed to play with inept retards. I fucking hate turf war.
Samuel Baker
thanks for posting again didnt see the first time
Austin Howard
bull fucking shit
Owen Torres
how are you gonna hit me if Im out of your reach? best thing you can do is hide like a little bitch
Christian Williams
we filled up
Noah Hughes
>squelcher Well done my squigga, keep up the good fight
Owen Peterson
> WHAT THE FUCK I'M ON INVIS AND I'VE LOST LITERALLY EVERY MATCH EXCEPT FOR ONE OR TWO WHAT THE FUCK INVISIBROS IT'S NOT FAIR WHY CAN'T YOU GET FUCXKING GOOD
Leo Evans
How do you take such a long screenshot?
Samuel Reyes
It's okay. I forgive you
Christopher Morales
well if youre out of my reach you cant fight me either if youre gonna hit me youll have to come down on the ground otherwise there are guns i guess
Ryder Collins
they lost
Jack Rodriguez
only because ketchup was so popular. that isnt the case this time around
Owen Allen
Good, now keep winning to counter all my shitty play.
Nicholas Reed
I'm not even memeing when I say this: I've lost most of my games of team invisible. Mayo was at least tolerable because most of my teammates weren't drooling idiots.
I'm not feeling a win.
Brandon Ross
No one thought ketchup was winning last time other than retarded hopefuls. Most popular team more than likely always loses
Kevin Bailey
Reminder to report everyone the squidsbags for unsportsmanlike conduct.
Hunter Long
We need two more.
Let's make it happen.
Colton Collins
I beat off to Marina's dancing during the first Splatfest and I'm doing it again tonight. I think I'm going to make it a Splatfest tradition
Brandon Sullivan
Maybe it's you, user?
Dylan Hernandez
alright add me
2806-8332-9021
Samuel Morgan
WHO /FORGOTTHESPLATFEST/ HERE?
Matthew Sanchez
>no invis teams up Where are you
Jose Robinson
what makes you think squidbagging is unsportsmanlike
