/palg/ - Paladins General

>shell never sell Fiji water to you

when will people stop bullying her?

A note to the newer players around, the B.E.T.A Ruckus skin is no longer going to be 1 gold.

Is that seriously going to be their comp?
Did they just pick at random or something?
Why would you ever need 3 flankers and a Pip.

I am happy to see ze german edgelord can be bought this way.
Btw, does anyone know what happens to the clockwork chest?
D-Does it get reduced to 50 crystals by any chance?

When she gets tits.

his VP seems pretty good, and i dont even play flank. No, they didnt reduced the clockwork chest price

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I'm actually more curious on who the players are user.

4/10
belly not in focus

Post some cute inara

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Sorry, inara machine broke. Also, who will win the inara bowlder? someone that is already on the cast or a future champ?

gross lumps of fat

*deep roots you*
nothing... personal...

Who will rock her world?

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yes, who?

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I want ying to fart on me.

The problem with inara is that her gun sounds so awful. If it had a chunkier sound it would feel like I'm actually doing damage.

Is that a pet rock?

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Ay, dats sum femdom shit right there!

Who is that supposed to be on the right?

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Tyra clearly.

somebody that even hi rez forgot.

Who?

reposting in case somebody needs it and dont want to print while not caring that much about resolution.

Isn't there one withe the chomper with open mouth.

Also when does she do what faces?

fuck, i had that but trashed it. the chomp is while prowling. I just picked what showed on the character customization screen, chomp is for prowl and some faces trigger on voice lines. Dizzy is for cc's like stun and skull is death.

haha nice you saw the reddit meme too haha lol nice. haha nice.

>1,200 Wins or 2,400 Losses to get raeve maeve
I think i'll just get the $15 pack

When will Hi-rez release a Hel rip-off, but instead of just changing the color scheme, it changes her age?
The base form is a demon loli, but when you use the ult she becomes an adult demon for a while?
A champion for both lolifags and waifufags.

pansy

why don't you just go back to smite?

Oh no, you can't get a legendary skin for free by playing for 3 weeks! You want us to feel sorry for you? And if you can't dispense 15 burgers on a game you like, then you need to get a better job.

It's gonna take you longer than 3 weeks unless you're a neet.

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It's dead, Jim.

>12 matches a day
>for at least hundred days
you can do more or less matches, its just a skin, but, dayum, they want you to play the game or spend some cash. Also, there is the bet sistem for e-sports, that i supose anyone can bet, and the rare times when you get a vip boost from a teammate

Read my post again.

Pretty sure there will be VIP chest giveways for watching Paladins on twitch, just like Smite season chests.

I would rather have a gay champion than a shitty loli.

holy fuck, you can stay

There already is a gay champion in the game according to an old dev tweet. We don't know who it is yet because this isn't a Bioware game

>alt tab
>paladins shits itself
goty

I wish the gay champion was Androxus just so I can laugh for aeons.
The edgy faggot being an actual faggot would be golden.

Does Calibrate card on Kinessa not work? It doesn't seem to do anything at all, the cooldown doesn't reduce when I shot people with her carbine.

If they want to play it safe, they'll make one of the girls gay, e.g.Cassie might be gay for Ziggs

when you hit the lAlt key

>we at hi rez are proud to announce that Androxus is gay
>his pick rate drops with no survivors

Why do people care about this shit?

>lesbian
>Cassie
>Not Kinessa
Unless they want to play it extra safe and make some popular waifu or Fernando bisexual.
Or just make some background character gay, like giving Kinessa two moms.

Dude it's obviously Grohk the closet gay orc. He literally has a "ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA" line

What is the best skin, and why is it Chancellor damba?

I don't think anybody except this one user cares

the collor scheme for defiller body part is awesome while chancellor boots looks goffy.

>Ying constantly seeks Grohk's cock for impregnation but is continually rejected because he's homo for Pip

It's just /palg/ay and fujoshits that care.

wait, are those gloves?

Chancellor Mal'Damba wears gloves, yes.

NA is fucking wild, man.

can they beat china?

Only in terms of "who has more national debt"

Can /palg/ay leave already? This is a christian general, no faggots or dykes allowed here.

>not just making Makoa have two dads
>no one can even tell because turtles have no secondary sex characteristics

They already did.

NA pulled a win against China at Valencia-Cryptik actually took QG Craze's composition seriously and counterpicked against it, instead of just following the meta like the EU teams.

>updates the OP with new OB link and new skin
>doesn't add the VIP link
retard

It's pretty good, but Raeve Maeve might be the best skin they've made yet.

Anybody know the best place to gived Hi-Rez feedback on the PTS at? I want to complain about something.

Please be patient with me, I have autism, but are the WESA organisations NA-only? Are they not going to pick EU or OCE teams?

Forums. Pixie checks them.

>tfw missed free gems on the very last day 3 weeks in a row
ITS NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The forums?

>PTS shooting range still fucked
I just want to check out some skins man

WHEN WILL BUCK FINALLY BE GOOD
HOLY SHIT HIREZ

Yeah but which section? I don't really see a dedicated section for the PTS.

You are back! Glad to see you again.

they didnt released any patch since yesterday. they might be still working on that.

Not only it's maeve skin it's also a skin with poor color scheme. The whole washed out dirty color scheme of maeve is ugly as fuck and for a LMAO DUBSTEP EBIN X-----D skin it's not suitable at all.

I'm updating the pastebin, any suggestions on what to add to it/remove? And yes, I did add a link to the VIP program, a link to Eviefag's OP text and added Onslaught to the game modes.
I'm thinking of replacing Eviefag's OP text pastebin with mine.

How did this math work? Sorry I haven't seen how much you get from winning or losing or how much it actually costs. Besides kitty cat will always be my favorite, and Maeve is shit even with the buffs.

If it's a bug that you want to complain about then forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?55154-OB-58-PTS-Bug-Reporting
If not, then either under patch notes or just make a thread in one of the feedback sections.

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My mechanics (mainly aiming) could use some work, but holy shit I realized that most of my loses come from bad positioning and game awareness. How do I improve on that?

Go ahead, you were the only one that wasn't lazy so you can do it.

Holy fuck first essence then this. Has science gone too far?

Anchieve and maintain high ground, Anakin.