The Challenger SRT Hellcat is the worst thing EVER! Its slow ,big ,lame ,fat ,ugly...

The Challenger SRT Hellcat is the worst thing EVER! Its slow ,big ,lame ,fat ,ugly, smells like baby taco bell diarrhea ,lame , and BBBOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!1!1!1!1 Why do people waste their money on this junk when they can buy a big boy's car a Prius.

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Very fresh pasta, my compliments to the chef.

What pasta is this based off of?

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Its not pasta it sme ratning on the lamest car evee the challenger acr hellcar

Bupm

The people who own Hellcats are probably stoners who get their Challenger jacked by infants.

nice bait faggot

ur fat

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this is the lowest effort bait ive seen in awhile

Love it.

The Dodge Challenger Street and Racing Technology Hellcat is the most undesirable vehicle to grace our noble pavements. It is indubitably torpid, voluminous, banal, rotund, grotesque, and possesses an odor akin to the liquid faeces of a suckling that hath partaken in the crude fare of Taco Bell, mundane, and quite simply UNINTERESTIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGG! one! one! one! one! Why doth our good fellows squander their finances upon such frivolity when they veritably might obtain the locomotive of a mature lad, a Toyota Prius.

The Dodge Challenger Street and Racing Technology Hellcat is the most undesirable vehicle to grace our noble pavements. It is indubitably torpid, voluminous, banal, rotund, grotesque, and possesses an odor akin to the liquid faeces of a suckling that hath partaken in the crude fare of Taco Bell, mundane, and quite simply UNINTERESTIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGG! one! one! one! one! Why doth our good fellows squander their finances upon such frivolity when they veritably might obtain the locomotive of a mature lad, a Toyota Prius.

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i'm 180 pounds and 6ft i'm actually a fucking twig

YOu weigh hevaier then the challenger itself

Fuck it i'll take the low octane bait because I always do.

>when they can buy a big boy's car a Prius

Because they don't want to buy something that has a top speed of 65MPH, and can go 0 - 60 in 11 secs.

This site is 18+ FYI

As someone who owns a Challenger Hellcat, I agree.

Finally someone understands.

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this

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I don't know what to say about this.

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I'm glad we're Hellcat shitposting now. Nice change up from the usual. Now if only Prezo or /s/oviet could make us some dank memes for the Hellcat.

Does your Hellcat smell like Baby's taco bell dihereha?

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bump.

I need something with the interior dimensions as well as torque required to haul around my absolutely humongous penis

Good thing the challenger interior is tiny

I'm 210lbs at 6'1" and I'm ottermode

It doesn't even make sense. Where is the weight?!?

Bupm