>see cop in oncoming lane
>speed up a little
Who else /devilish/ here?
See cop in oncoming lane
Juan Gomez
Isaac Wood
>see cop speeding in lane next to mine
>speed up to him and cruise at same pace with him
David Bennett
I kinda do this but in a different way.
I end up towing/driving a lot of sketchy/paralegal shit, I'm always nervous about being bopped.
When ever I see someone else towing something or limping something sketchy and I'm in something legal I'll speed up/ start baiting for the cops if there are any to provide em cover.
Also, whenever possible, always alert oncoming traffic to police with flashes of the headlights.
Carry on anons. Your doing God's work.
Landon Hughes
>turns out he's speeding
>now you're speeding
>he pulls you over
>writes you ticket for speeding
>you tell him he was speeding
>doesn't change the fact that you broke the law
>judge laughs in your face, orders bailiff to rape you with a nightstick
>still owe $200 for speeding and now you have a broken asshole
Colton Jones
Seriously this. I hate the police so fucking bad.
Mason Jenkins
it's almost as bad as the ones who drive the exact speed limit in the left hand lane on the freeway, just daring someone to pass them
last year i saw some dick OPP officer do this, and sure enough there was like 50 cars all driving behind him
then one guy comes up in the right lane and slowly creeps past the cop, maybe doing 2-3kmh more
sure enough, disco lights, pulls the guy over...
i am really starting to dislike cops too, i see more and more bad examples from them than i do good examples
Jordan Gonzalez
Not to mention cops, especially aussie ones that tailgate you for miles when you're doing the limit and then when you speed up they turn on the disco lights
Blake Smith
Last time I had a cop driving behind me I just turned off to a rest stop for 30 seconds, then got back on the freeway. I don't need some faggot deliberately driving behind me, fishing for some bullshit.
Dylan Powell
Lol. I did this once and the pig followed me in and told me that I was acting suspiciously by trying to evade him and I needed to give him a reason. After I told him he'd been tailgating me for the last 5kms and I was trying to avoid a dangerous situation, he got all salty and did a full vehicle inspection, drug and alcohol test and made me wait there an hour while another cop came out with a drug sniffer dog. The cunt didn't even apologise or say goodbye when he finished. Such is life in police state of Australia
Samuel Reyes
le mayo, Ausland sounds absolutely fucked m8
they wouldn't even get away with that in Canada
Andrew Roberts
this was a while ago but I had to laugh
>night cruising in my camaro
>hit 120-130 in a 55 on my way to the beach
>walk along the pier for a bit then head home
>get pulled over for doing 75 in a 55
>can tell the cop won't leave me alone with a warning
>tell him "man, you should've been here an hour ago I was flyin"
>"yeah, I clocked you at 133."
>mfw the ticket is for 65 in a 55
Anthony King
>cop going the speed limit in the right lane
>blast past him going 20 over
>in a minivan
>doesn't even look at me
Alexander Wood
>nobody else on the road
>switch lanes without a binker
IM /the devil/
Wyatt Perry
>pass a cop
>see it turn a corner
>take one hand off the steering wheel
A TRUE /HOONIGAN/
David Brown
>late night in residential area, cruisin while people sleep
>turn radio volume up from 5 to 7
MENACE TO S/O/CIETY
Ethan James
>taking groceries home
>groceries on passanger seat
>turn passanger airbag off when passing a cop
ThE DARK /PRINCE/
Adam Russell
LAND OF THE FREEEE
David Mitchell
>drive on military base
>go 15 over
>speed up at those "your speed is XX" signs
Henry Cooper
>implying the MPs won't ticket you for going 1 over
Nathaniel Turner
>live in pretty small town
>huge drug bust around 11pm a few streets away from me
>10+ cop cars outside the house, know they probably doubled up at least and have damn near the whole county police force at that one house
>drive to opposite end of town and absolutely hoon the fuck out of roads that would normally be way too sketchy or are known to be heavily patrolled
>itwasagoodfeel.jpg
Anthony Fisher
>pay registration
>car has no smog issues
>don't smog it
>don't receive new tag
>feel my heart rate go up around all cops
>clench my asshole and feel a little bit more delitized
Feels good, man.
Parker Hill
>get new car
>drive around in it for months
>previous owner sends me a text after some months
>hey uhhh I just got the bill for registration, you put the transfer form in right?
>reply
>choose renegade option
>uhhh what? Yeah I put it in. I’ll go to the department to see what those retards fucked up.
>I completely forgot to hand he transfer form
>mfw I was driving around some random guys car for months
>mfw would of been rapes by cops if I got pulled over
>mfw living on a razor’s edge
Jayden Green
>be riding along through a section of roadworks
>doing 50mph in a 25 zone
>plant it for some reason
>speed up to 70
>notice a cop coming the opposite direction behind another car
>zero fucks given
Jacob Nelson
>doing 60 in a 45, 2 lane backroad on way to work
>see cop instant transmission from over hill in oncoming lane
>hits his disco lights for literally one beat and doesn't even slow down
>do the speed limit the rest of the way to work
I was the one deviled on.