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first for soy

imagine being OP and forcing his retarded theme onto everybody on Veeky Forums who likes motorcycling and being all, "i'm gonna be shitting myself for the next 300 posts" wow you must be so FUCKING satisfied with ur life rite now, bro

:^)

Who is this woman

/dbt/ - Pubes and 300s

So you like men?

Fuckoff ybr, nobody cares about your trashy fetish

Heh heh good one bro

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Pity that most of the hairy pictures I have are of naked women. That makes it quite hard for me to enlighten you fine, albeit ignorant, gentlemen in this blue board of ours.

what moped has the biggest engine?

>best beginner bike
ninja 300

>best supersport
???

>best literbike
???

>best dual sport
???

>best standard
???

>best beginner bike
ninja 300

>best supersport
Gsxr1000 k5

>best literbike
???

>best dual sport
???

>best standard
CB400SF

>best beginner bike
Pw50
>>best supersport
R6
>>best literbike
>R1
>>best dual sport
>Wr250
>>best standard
>XSR700

Do scooters count in general? I think the Burgman 650 is the largest "scooter" unless you count automatic motorcycles.
>>best beginner bike
CL special
>>best supersport
based on opinion, there's too many of them.
>>best literbike
see above
>>best dual sport
WR250 for reliability, KTM for performance
>>best standard
Anything over 600cc

>best beginner bike
Grom
>best supersport
R1M
>best literbike
R1
>best dual sport
R1 (pic related)
>best standard
R1S

All other options for anything above 998ccs (barring outside the Big 4) are for faggots and queerbait.

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>pitty

>>best beginner bike
ninja 250
>>best supersport
aprilia RSV4
>>best literbike
who knows
>>best dual sport
WR250R GODBIKE
>>best standard
any of them, they're all so good.

>reposting the same thing 3 times because you're a colossal fuckup
>still have the audacity to act smug about it

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I got off work 3 hours early and started drinking in celebration, fite me fgt

GS500
GS500F
Two GS500s
DRZ400
GS500E

>best liter peter
>two Gs500s

I usually hate gs500posting but this is pretty funny.

Aprilia makes an 850 step through scooter, burgman BTFO

>best beginner bike
Wee strom
>best supersport
Daytona 675r
>best literbike
RSV4
>best dual sport
701 Enduro
>best standard
I'm assuming you mean best naked, Tuono 1100

pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitty
Pitty is a huehue singer. Rubbed off to her a lot back in the day.

post good suzukis

...

I like this list

>aprilia
>best at anything
pick one

interesting
ninja 250
WR250X
WR250R * 4
WR250R
SV650

would an '85 K100 with 59k miles be a wise investment at $2500?

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>RSV4 and Tuono aren't best in class
user you should stop being wrong.

>get gf into riding 3 years ago
>she loves it
>buy her ninja 300 for her birthday
>she was a dropout, i helped her study every day and figured things out for her so she could be what she wanted (chemical engineer), significantly took from my phd studies and undergrad grades
>actually taught her how to dress better from my old faggoty days on Veeky Forums
>got her into lifting and squatting
>pretty much helped transform her into an awesome human being over the past 3 years spending every day with her and have shared so many special experiences (she also taught me what it was like to be loved)
>had plans for so many good rides and adventures this summer, wanted to surprise her with a v4 on her birthday this year

>yesterday she told me she got a job in LA at a startup (behind my back) and is moving there and breaking up with me

Idk what to do bros. I've never been so close to just fucking ending it. Why are people like this?

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How do I unsubscribe from your blog

Never build a woman up. They'll just think they're better than you and monkey branch.

I'm about to unsubscribe myself. Goodbye dude.

>DRZ400
>Not putting knobbies on your gs500

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This

You should listen to Cult of Black Philip on YouTube. It's basically old clips of Patrice O'Neal having banter and giving lessons on relationships. Rule #1 is "you're always better than her", even when you're not.

>best beginner bike
1981 Honda CX500 Deluxe

>best supersport
>tfw no MV agusta F4 Carbon

>best literbike
fz1

>best dual sport
husqvarna TE300f

>best standard
fz1

>best cruiser/REAL motorcycle
Harley davidson switchback

The GS can't master everything

Sell me the ninja
Also never, ever, EVER speak to her again under any circumstances

She took it dude, it was a gift. She didn't even offer it back.

Kill her family

and her, but afterwards

take solice in the fact that her career will be meaningless to her and she'll literally have to find a life partner by 30 or she will end up a miserable life long career women with nothing in her life to make her happy once she goes home and takes off that smart business attire

I'm going to kill myself. I was going to marry her

>it's better to have loved and lost they said

Nah, dont do that. Just wait.

In a few months you'll look back and probably realize that the last six months or so of your relationship weren't really all that great.

I want to fucking ride

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riding is dangerous user, don't do it

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You will get over it in a year they said.

I wish I could go back to being NEET again

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they were good, i didnt see this coming

I personally think she's just a slutwhore and is kind of mad that I robbed her of her early 20s slutting and wants to go make it up. She literally let me take her anal virginity like a month into the relationship and has hinted at an open relationship if she got a job somewhere else (until i finish my phd)

I can’t tell if I like the riding or the danger more.

Later! Who will you leave your fedora collection to?

I'll speak for myself, its the dangerous moments that compound and make me want to ride harder/better
checked

that's a lot of miles user.

1. take back the ninja
2. women do this, it's a bit of a Veeky Forums meme but once you build women up to a better position, they then dump you to get with someone better now that they are better.
3. it's LA she'll just become another LA roastie. If you're this good of a guy, you'll bounce back quick.
4. what did you get in return for all this? like a blowjob at least i hope.

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I got somebody to hold me at night for 3 years

you can get that again.

>>best beginner bike
>ninja 300
I'm 6'4" though, you know any low displacement sport bikes built on a larger frame?

she was the first real relationship i had, I'm a very closed off person and have exiled myself from my family in spite. She taught me the beauty of being vulnerable and opening up your heart to receive to love and then she fucking stabbed me in it

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well if you are actually going to kill yourself you may as well make it a murder suicide

she already moved out and she took my fucking corgi, what would have been my only fucking friend

Sorry to hear that bro.
Sounds like you were too much of a provider

>that image
Too much of that shit in florida

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She took your dog?
Not even joking anymore, go to LA and fucking massacre her and everyone she loves, she deserves the most painful death imaginable.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

>even took your dog
God damn, that's a cold bitch.

literally this

Zx12r and just use the throttle carefully

Human beingd arent worth being around unless they can take care of themselves.
Theres some old saying about it.
I say youve learned a lesson and are a better person because of it.
Move forward and continue learning.

it was our dog we bought together a year ago but she said that she's taking him because they are dog friendly at her work at I am at university all day

Sorry for your pain breh.
It must truly suck.
I highly recommend reading The Rational Male
It's a free book.
Some parts are very extreme and too out there but it really gave me a taste of reality in relationships

Who gives a fuck about dogs, people eat dogs in some places. Telling people to this violent over something this trivial. Wtf is wrong with you guys?

im thinking about getting into pickup and just getting a bunch of girls with me on instagram to show her i dont give a fuck

friend, fuck off. I'm not trying to give mom a fourth trimester abortion.

Listen buddy, I'll come to yours and you can buy me nice things and make be a better person, so long as I get that v4 after 3 years. But no homo.

That’s the spirit. Just don’t get stds

This is going to sound strange for this board and it'll be pretty much as strange pounding out these words into the key board but here goes.

Seriously consider going to church. Volunteer to help out at some local community event. I'm an atheist. Have been for a very long time. But I am starting to realize the value of a religious center as part of a community. I don't know if I'll ever believe in the shit people say, I don't know if I can trust people but I know there's people worse off than me and I can help them. And helping them helps me on a level I can not explain. Good luck man.

>has hinted at an open relationship
shoulda dropped her then

>Woman finds a guy who builds her up, has a great and promising relationship with him.

>Woman leaves him for her career.

Kek. We all know where it goes from here, eh? At least you're the man of the story, user.

100x This. All girls who hint at an open relationship have no souls. (But great to fuck)

There you go.
But yes and no.

Getting into PUA I highly recommend.
First read Rational Male. It's a must
Then The Mystery Method. It's a pretty good intro.

A good PUA that I really like now is Todd Valentine.
RSD has some useful stuff also that's good for ppl that are trying to just get into it.

As for the getting with a bunch of girls stuff to make her jealous. Yeah you can do that but don't be super tryhard about like you are trying to make her jealous. Make it seem like indirect. Like have selfies with them but of her holding the camera instead of you. The key is to make it known that girls are chasing you but not that you are chasing them.
Jealousy is a magnificent motivator

>an hero
>for a girl

I’ve seen lot of men end it when they get dumped. I say fuck that. The wound she gave you will hurt no more than a mosquito bite after a few months.

this
dude, you have to get one thing clear in your mind
and this is very important, it might be painful but really important and will make letting go much easier in the coming process

she did not love you
if she loved you, she wouldn't have left
whatever happened in those past 3 years is past now and won't change that she did not love you and left
it might be a loss but you couldn't change that she didn't love you
since she didn't love you there is no use in wasting any further thoughts on her
move on as fast as you can and never look back

AKA she was already cheating on you.
She just wanted to ask you before she admitted anything to see how you would react. She's probably moving in with her new BF in LA desu

seattle, take off your mirrors, put on block offs :^)

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This. Fuck this.

This is why I can’t get into a relationship. I’m so paranoid of cheating that I can’t commit even when I want to.

>Put a bike on cycletrader
Extra money for other bikes. Feels goodman

>he thinks cheating on him
>she said open relationship

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Which V4 did you foolishly consider?

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sup seattlebro, I live in Kent

On a related note, is the VRF750F superior to the VFR800?
I think the 800 has muh VTEC, right? Are there any other major differences between the two regarding quality?

I'm not seattle, call me six :^)

I prefer the VFR1100, heard the 800 was great.

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So... Anyone who raises their right arm in a 45° angle when passing other riders?

>I'm not seattle, call me six :^)

what?

>prefer the VFR1100
That might be a little too much bike for me
Got a $9000 budget for two bikes, one has to be comfy-ish for longer rides

I think im going to buy this as a first bike. Any reason i shouldnt?

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because even 2 year old KTMs dont run