Thread for talking about arguably the best game ever made, "Assassins of Kings: The Witcher", its official prequels "The Witcher: Speakers of Autism" by Andrew Sapkowski, and the unauthorized sequel "Assassins of Kings: Waifus of Self Inserts" by Marcin Iwinski; and upcoming cyberpunk spin-off "Assassins of Kings 2077"
Here is where stuff about dumb P2W card game spin offs would be but we don't care about that stuff.
>Latest patch for the unauthorized fanfiction sequel to Assassins of Kings, free DLCs, The Assassins of Kings prequel books (first six are officials) and short stories f.wtcg.pl/
>Any new infos ? CPDR is recruiting right now, so the game is still in early stages. Still no release date, and we won't have one anytime soon. We still don't know why Letho's men tried to grab Professor Kalkstein.
>LethoxSile Being the faggot that I am, I'd make pics of this pairing, but Sile's TW3 model is too fucked up. I don't know Letho's sexual preferences, but I doubt he's into living corpses.
Michael Stewart
First for Ciri riding on her horse.
Bentley Sullivan
TW2 is meh at best.
Eli Cox
>never bothered to read OP until someone changed it this place has discord? why?
Christian Thomas
>I don't know Letho's sexual preferences, but I doubt he's into living corpses. >When Geralt comes what will you tell him >T-that the witch hunters did this >Good girl
you shouldn't say things like that
Logan Robinson
>Good girl Those bruises Triss had in TW2 were actually Letho inflicted, Nilfgaardians never laid a hand on her. Now it all makes sense.
Caleb Sullivan
Gulet'd
Lucas Cox
just started witcher 3 dont like 1 and 2 is 30 fps for some reason while 3 is 80 what am I in for? im currently doing a side mission of trying to get some ghost lady away from a well and i read that some potion is good vs her i lack some white flower how do I get it? is it possible to find it without having to google the location? I dont want to have to do that want to use the game only and figure it out or will i never find it like that?
Gavin Davis
Good thing my Geralt has a strict, hurt Triss and die motto.
Carson Lee
>just started witcher 3 >dont like 1 and 2 is 30 fps for some reason while 3 is 80 >what am I in for? >im currently doing a side mission of trying to get some ghost lady away from a well and i read that some potion is good vs her >i lack some white flower how do I get it? is it possible to find it without having to google the location? I dont want to have to do that want to use the game only and figure it out or will i never find it like that?
Sebastian Carter
>is it possible to find it without having to google the location? Everything is possible without google, you just have to look better. TW3 in particular mostly spells the locations of anything you need to find.
Connor Brooks
guys I really want to do this game on my own without google can you please tell me how to get all the best outcomes so I don't have to google them thanks god bless
Justin Perez
eh my fault for asking ur help faggots keep on posting about waifus and gay shit instead of helping a nu guy
Carson Bell
newfags to the moon death to all waifushitters
Leo Collins
What? I did try to help you. You said you don't want to use google and I told you it's possible to find whatever you need using the in game info. For monsters read the bestiary and you'll see what kind of vulnerabilities the monster has and what to use against it. Visit alchemists, merchants, buy recipes...I mean if you don't want to do that then just google it I guess.
Evan Lee
Well it's been fun reminiscing the past few days but these threads are still shit and my posts get worse the longer I stay so I'm going now. See you in another six months if the threads are still around, Trissfag
Justin Walker
fuck off
Joseph Sanchez
Oh come on now, you made the threads lively at least. We need a bit controversy here.
Parker Gray
Well ok I mean that's what I said i was gonna do anyway.
Hudson Davis
but that's what he was doing
Eli Anderson
why is there a trailer for some sci-fi shit in the OP?
Gabriel Wood
Cyberpunk will be the best game ever.
Jacob Richardson
Geralt: Just finished some remodeling. Paid through the nose for it, but I think it was worth it… There are already some new saplings and flowers around the grounds, but… I think it’s still missing something. Hmm… maybe a hedge maze? With a statue in the center, one that’s stately and… nude. Triss: Uh, Geralt, don’t bring up that ball… The wine got to my head and I… Geralt: Not bringing it up to tease, but to reminisce. That evening… it was magic. And your dress… you looked lovely in it. Triss: I’ve got it with me… I could put it on one evening. We’ll dine outside, by candlelight, listen to the music of the cicadas… Hm? Geralt: I can't wait...
Asher Hernandez
reeeeeeeeee
Ian Bennett
Where are all the Cirifags gone?
Aiden Garcia
Is it just me or did Triss kinda have the hots for Djikstra? The way she affectionately said hello to him at the masquerade; The way she dismissed Geralts "Djikstra doesn't know everything" with "I wouldn't be so sure". Anyone else thinks she entertained the thought of seeing ol' Ouroboros while they were broken up?
Robert Jackson
Which Witcher woman would be most likely to fuck a dog? Which would be most likely to have sex with two men at once? Which would be the most likely to get BLACKED?
Zachary Richardson
Nah, but he helps her with the mages and he's sympathetic towards her relationship with Geralt. She clearly respects him, maybe even likes him, but not in the way you imply.
Dylan Parker
>dog? Ciri
>two men at once? Triss
>BLACKED? Yen
Austin Campbell
The last part of my post was a bit in jest, but i do think she liked him platonically but was a little endeared by him and his support
Jace Bailey
I thought Ciri for the dog one too actually. I guess she just seems like the wildest among them.
Carson Moore
It's not like she has a lot of allies in Novigrad and Dijkstra is a good ally to have. Still, I don't see anything remotely sexual from her side.
Jayden Adams
In the absense of anything to suggest sexual interest, your position is easily the most reasonable. Dat troo
Connor Scott
Ciri pretends to be vanilla in sex but she's actually a perverted slut that would do any filth.
Ryan Anderson
/dag/
Charles Anderson
Triss would have sex with two male black dogs to be honest.
Hudson Johnson
I'm here
John King
Nah, Triss is pure. She likes a good rough butt fuck but that's it.
Jayden Bailey
>no Iorveth
Witcher 3 sucks d'hoine dick
Gabriel Sullivan
Witcher 3 ain't got no time for no 7 power deal 7 damage card.
Justin King
So the ending of blood and wine:
Two sisters live, Regis is exiled as he's forced to kill Detlaff or slyanna dies, Regis doesn't have to kill detlaff Can't they all have happy endings? How can you make Detlaff happy without him killing whatsherbitch?
John Perez
>they reverted Iorveth's change kek
Justin Wright
>How can you make Detlaff happy Dettlaff is too autistic to ever be happy. Killing him is an act of mercy, he'll never understand humans.
Mason Hernandez
What happens if you let him go though? do him and regis remain friends
Eli Powell
He fucks off somewhere and Geralt ends up in prison until Dandelion saves him.
Jonathan Thompson
...
Jack Foster
Does Touissaint stay gloomy as shit if the sisters die? Or does it revert back to sunny, piss-filter fun time?
Nicholas Morales
>We still don't know why Letho's men tried to grab Professor Kalkstein
Professor Kalkstein refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
Hunter Green
it gets fixed after some time.
Hudson Moore
When was that? Remind me.
Hunter Jackson
>pic What did she mean by this?
Owen Cox
that's how many cocks she needs to make her happy
Jaxson Ross
...
Caleb Powell
Ew
David Bell
Don't judge, my Geralt loves dancing.
Aaron Ramirez
Mmmmmm yeah Regis likes to watch.
Owen Flores
Voyeurism is his secret hobby. Sometimes he turns into mist and watches Geralt and Triss make love.
Logan King
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Colton Reyes
If this is Witcher related I'm just not seeing it.
Nicholas Wood
bro, do you even waifu? it's keira
Austin Walker
Yen
Elijah Reyes
Nen
Nathaniel Williams
...
Adam Anderson
FALKA!!!
Zachary Sullivan
If there's a shitzillion worlds, why didn't Eredin just go to one with less resistance?
Anthony Lee
Kate Beckinsale does not look like Yen, she is also hotter than Yen
Elijah Ramirez
Favorite scene
Ethan Adams
Ciri is going to get dizzy
Brayden Phillips
Fucking whore desperately throwing himself on him lmao, if you go with her you have NO self respect.
Jordan Thomas
I though the scene was very sweet and romantic. First Geralt compliments her during their conversation in the garden, he hugs her, smiles at her, gets jealous over the mage and the build up is amazing. Then she gets encouraged and starts teasing him. Chasing her through the garden is very cute and the kiss scene is just perfection, with the fireworks and all. Even after the kiss, the way the look at each other while Albert is mumbling about his dumb alchemy experiments is very meaningful and heart warming. That quest is my favorite one in the whole game.
Christopher Rivera
i want to punch ciri
Brayden Murphy
I want to tongue punch ciri
Levi Butler
She can handle herself.
Samuel Perry
Yea not reading that
Bentley Lee
>Geralt's cock gleams for a second
Xavier Williams
It reacts to Triss.
Elijah Foster
Is Witcher 3 the pinnacle of single player gaming?
Isaiah Cooper
...
Wyatt Russell
...
Angel Hughes
GWENTYCARDS
Elijah Russell
All witchertads are out to the comic book stores for D&D night thread dies such cases
Lincoln Gray
Unfortunately
Ian Cook
I'm here user. I'm here.
Alexander Davis
>First heard 20 cards >Then figured it was plenty cards >Now learning it's gwenty cards
Xavier Davis
So any gwentfags lose faith is CDPR with how Gwent is handled? It seems everyone is upset and they're fucking up at every possible turn
Jacob Hall
Sure enough Mr Cat.
I'm on the fence. To me the game hasn't been as good as it was at the end of closed beta despite it still having issues then, but this current overhaul-patch might be better than the previous one we had. It still needs some work and they definitely didn't update all the cards to the new patch as well as they should have, but I dunno.
Once again the biggest issue is playing a solitaire deck is better and more reliable than playing an aggressor/reactive deck. Jerking yourself off with the largest point swings possible per-card is basically always better (Since you win in topdeck wars, your cards aren't reliant on what your opponent does or doesn't play, etc) than playing cards that hurt your opponent. The problem is they need to find a good balance between opponent hurting cards and solitaire masturbation, because they tend to have roughly the same point values, it's just that some only interact with your side and some remove points. Reactive cards need some additional edge but most likely not just higher point totals or everyone will shift to reactive cards, but on completely even footing, a 10 point regular card and a 5 point deal 5 damage card, the 10 point regular card is stronger on the whole. If you go first, you get all 10 points while the damager doesn't. Armor reduces the value of the damager. If your opponent only has cards worth 4 or less points, the damager has reduced value, etc. It's always at a slight disadvantage.
Goddamn Gwent. I enjoy it so I keep hoping they'll unfuck it but since I've played through 3 major overhauls of basic mechanics and shit now I'm convinced they have no goddamn idea what they're doing.
