/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

penis balls

>dont play tf2 for months
>pick soldier
>frag hard
solly is easy class everyone who says otherwise is a dumb silly liar

god damn it i was close

feminism is cancer

There are people that say Soldier isn't easy?

Lmao

imma say its easy to pick up hard to master, like bass guitar

i play bass guitar

winrar

pubs are easy in general
especially if you have multiple thousands of hours and still play goldrush pocketing your gay butt buddy

bind m1 "taunt;say hail satan"

hey mee too freind :)

Does it work?

nice ;)

>I hate how valve has nerfed all the good and fun weapons
>it makes me sad because tf2 was my childhood

Still need a description

>tf2 was my childhood
and not runescape? fuck you kid

medic is an easy cuck class
all you do is click on your teammates, turn around every once in a while and click m2 every 40-60 seconds depending on how bad you are
and you let your teammates have all the fun and get kills

*ponks u*

hello jose.gonzales.2006

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>TF2 was my childhood
I want underage to go and stay go.

mods r cucks

It's a little crowded and cramped, but it still, somehow, plays well and flows like water. There's a little something for everyone. Water for the sharks, maze like passages for the spies and scouts, longass sightlines for the snipers, lots of high ground for soldiers.

Do you have the virgin healslut/chad medic one? I have a friend I need to piss off

Too many Mumble mic jokes on Chad, its not really that funny

I too want this

this good enough? i don't have the drawing edit on me though

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tfw it's funny because it's true

where can i play this map to find out

the community browser is turning up zilch

i want mercy to shove her big futa cock into my little slut boy hole

Ever since I started playing heavy I noticed I make more sandviches for snack (mortadella is best meat).

What meat do you guys use?
What's the best chocolate bar to eat? Hershey's are too waxy

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Soldier is also for fags, just like bass guitar.

im a fag

Mercy is not a futa dumb cunt, she's a cumslut

There is not a single reason to keep pyro in the game. Getting killed by one by w+m1 feels braindead, getting comboed cheesy af, m2 ubers and rockets is just boring without any counterplay.
Just remove him with the pyro update

Stick click Dx

>people that started playing TF2 at 10 are 18 now

Mercy isn't even that hot

>Medic now passively retains 50% of his accumulated ubercharge on death.
>Vita Saw now returns 30hp to the medic on hit, rather than retaining uber or going through that organ harvesting shit, while still lowering his max health by 10

What changes

haha funni joke, does this look like a fag to you or destroyer of 10 thousand pussies (including your mum's)?

youtube.com/watch?v=A18tC7DB4D4

yeah thats what i thought cunt

Witch Mercy could get it

hey mee too freind :)

Right?

That looks like a fag and destroyer of 10 thousand boypussies (including my own).

>decide to go medic cuz girl medic too scared to rush
>furry faggot hit on gamer girl medic any chance he gets
>finally force heavy to push, ubercharge
>turns back to give medic sandvich cuz sniper hit her :(

As far as pure milk chocolate goes, I tend to favor Cadbury
For deli meats, I absolutely love pastrami

Which girl has the best legs/feet?

>pale blonde goddess with a nice rack and 10/10 face who is nice and acts like an angel is not hot

lmao how gay are you

milk chocolate is trash and bad for you.
The heavy's bar is obviously dark chocolate.

>10/10 face
Mercy's face looks like a failed sex change operation.

I am a man of many meats.
Beef Pastrami
Peppered Dry Salami
Chicken (Honey, Chipotle, or Teriyaki depending on cheeses and condiments)
Black Forest Ham
Prosciutto Cotto
Thinly Sliced London Broil

What brand does he buy?

Are Russians famous for their chocolate like the swiss or Germans?

but user, that only makes me harder

dark chocolate is actually really good
if you can find some russian convenience store around you by any chance then get this

Lebanon bologna a best, and if you don't agree I'll respect your decions and wish you a F R A G-tastic day

Thiugh outside of heavy syle sandwichs, bu go to sammy is Pastrami, coleslaw, swiss, mustard and a hint of remoulade on a pretzel bun. That shits mind blowingly good

That looks like good dark chocolate. You should also try out 90%.
It's tough to eat at first but that's what I enjoy the most now.

This is the official chocolate of the snow niggers. It is made in a former collectivized shoe factory. It is a mixture of milk chocolate and sand. You buy it by the crate.

So which part of Washington do you live in?

alenka is trash
if you want good russian candy get belochka or brilyaj

The part that is in Oregon.

Zarya

Can you post me some

Russians are subhuman troglodytes you stupid slavaboo. It is only fitting they eat cheap shit.

fek, I was so close too

Have you tried the peppenero ham yet?

Someone should make a chocolate tier list

Het, this is team fortress 2, nit dyke kothload the first

What do you think Medic's go to meats are. I'm thinking liverwurst or headcheese

no they shouldnt
opinions always contradict and raise hostility

I have not.
>a hand coated spice blend of fiery habanero chili peppers, roasted garlic, ginger, lemon grass, and green onion
That's a lot going on man. I'm a little skeptical.

>medic dies at mid with 80%
>medic's team also wipes
>normally winning team would just be able to roll them to last
>however now the medic gets uber in 20 seconds instead of 40 because he kept half of his uber
>able to hold last and stalemate the game much easier
it would slow things down horribly if it were made easier for both medics to get uber faster, nobody would ever push because uber advantages would stop meaning anything.
like for instance
>your team kills the enemy med while he's on 80% and your med is on 0%
>by the time your team builds uber to 40%, the enemy med respawns with 40% and the game returns to a stalemate

can you post in OW thread....I just want cutie legs

I want chocolate and a sandwich now, what's a good energy drink to wash it down with?

how do i get my keys to be tradeable faster
i cant wait an entire week
is there some sort of way to skip time

Your pink haired boyfriend's jizz you prancing la la homo man.

It tastes pretty good, it's one of my favorites. Though it plays best when solo and on something like a cuban.

I'm a fred meyer deli clerk. ask me about the meats, I've had them all

Tell me about the bologna. I have basically no idea what it is beyond the fruitcake of meats. Is any of it good?

>expecting americans to know anything about foreign languages
my fault really, my expectations are always too high
>hard to use
its just a shotgun, wtf
get a new mouse or something, disable m.accel

You are very rude

Scout:
Pastrami
Engi:
Brisket
Pyro:
Charcoal
Heavy:
Iz jus haaaaaaam
Medic:
Black forest
Sniper:
Kangaroo
Spy:
Some cold steamed air dried very other 12th moon type shit
Demo:
HAGGIS
Soldier:
Spam - rib flavor (tm)

Anybody wanna trade me absolver for an unusual El Jefe?

>manhandling the enemy team as heavy
>the only one who can kill me is a spy who stabs me as I'm focusing down the enemy team
>when I whirl around to check it's either too late or he gets away
>only person who realizes whats happening is a gibusvision sniper
>runs behind me and crouches with his SMG out, shoots spy when he appears
>I throw sandviches to him if he gets hit by blast damage or something
>sometimes we both catch the spy at the same time and out-damage his dead ringer
>spy complains in chat about "pocket sniper"

Bolonia are high class hot dogs. Just a formed meat paste made of various things. They taste good, but don't ask what goes into them
Beef bologna is a classic tastes veey good with a load of different things
Mortedella is good, but the mixed textures can be off putting to some people. Lebanon Bologna is okay, haven't had it in ages though so my memory is rusty.

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I love gibusvisions with 0 game sense but flawless inductive reasoning.

How the fuck did I end up in Veeky Forums?

keep crying baby, post more sandvich facts

bologna is shit, and pottis has shit taste

I can't find that chocolate

change diaper in other board stupid, you are probably tiny man with tiny gun, if you are scout i will know do not think you can fool me coward, i will tell doktor about this and we will squash you like bug

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I think gibus looks nice on the spy

No! I ain't no handsome scout. I'm the ugly smelly Aussie bastard.

Ya... Uh, prancin' horsie?

My thing refreshes every 9 seconds. 3 seconds is way too extreme