Just bought a 2003 bmw z4 and im homeless. How fucked am I? Any advice for the road onward

Just bought a 2003 bmw z4 and im homeless. How fucked am I? Any advice for the road onward.

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How the fuck do you get it registered and insured if you have no address?

at least ull get tons of pussy

Easy you just use peoples mailing address

Why wouldn’t you just buy an e39 5 series so you could at least sleep in the backseat?

May I ask why your homeless yet had the income to buy a BMW of all cars?

I live in a box 5 days of the month whilenworking 7 days a week with 2 jobs. The rest of the time i couxh swrf parties in cali as I meander through trans-neetism

living the dream

>homeless
>buy a Z4
why
why not a minivan you fucking sped, at least you can live in one of those

You should have gotten something like a 540i wagon, so you could at least sleep in the car

Why? Should have at least bought a 335i so you can sleep in the back

Legend.

Those are terrible for sleeping in and cost a fortune to maintain, sell the Z4 for a wagon like an outback or a Volvo v70

>I live in a box
I don't know why I kek'd so hard at this

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You either have to

1. Sell the Z4 and buy a cheap wagon so you can live in it

2. put all the rest of the money you have on a hitch and a trailer big enough for you to lay inside it, also needs to be able to be closed from the inside so you could sleep in it
Become the Z4 hobo

>sell Z4
>get a V70R
Improvement on every single level

As long as OP makes money, he can shower and dress at truck stops, and simply sleep inside his car. It seems to me he makes enough money to survive, but simply doesn't spend it on a house. As long As he's in the positive I think he'll make it through.

>Any advice for the road onward.
Find a fat chick w/ money & move in w/ her.

>haldex fwd
>improvement

I do alright... its not enough money to afford rent but i live pretty lavishly because i save 95% of what i make

trade it for a van if you're homeless dude

>be Z4 hobo
>asleep in my trailer
>suddenly hear a tearing noise, go look out the front
>some faggot is stealing my Z4 and pulling my trailer along with it
>try to get out to stop this maniac, fumble open the locked door
>too late, we're driving
>my trailer and me get sold to some scrapyard in Mexico, thief drives on in my Z4
>he's the Z4 hobo now

Better learn how to suck Dick and get banged in the Ass

Just bought one a month ago.
Water pump ate shit a week later and just developed an oil leak yesterday.

You're pretty fucked honestly.

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