/owg/ - Overwatch General

Tracer is a dyke.

I want to bully Roadhog until he cries!

I really love Amélie's Talon skin.

Best skin and current desktop wallpaper

Just tell him about his nerfs.

Not true governor romney, tracie gets pumped full of hot monkey dick all day everyday

>mfw the three DPS blame me at the end of the game for daring to soloheal as zenyatta even though i had gold elims, silver damage and discorded everyone they shot
>mfw they haven't spoken for the entire game and they yell in text chat, saying my hero requires '0 mechanical skill' and that i was 'useless'

If you could choose one toon that you could bully and get away with, who would it be?

If anything, she should freeze people faster

>talon could restore your family's empire

this slut would be pretty fun to bully

She's pretty much twice my age aswell which makes it really hot

Talon is thirsty for Hanzo cock.

Here comes T.Racer!

Gorilla dick is like 2 inches long dude.
Their dicks were evolved to deliver sperm and nothing else, so they're extremely tiny compared to the rest of their body.

So what you're saying is she's being filled with loads of Gorilla sperm

But at what cost?

QUICK! Post cute Traceys right now! It's urgent I swear!

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>this nigga talking about gorilla dicks any moment he can is back

What are you talking about? This is a commonly known fact in primate biology. What are they teaching you in American schools?

Gorillafag detected.

NO DEMON BIRDS!

All the games are now: Hide and seek with Junkrat's Tire

So, how much time will pass before they increase the ultra's recharge time?

The monkey built a fucking chrono accelerator, making a formula for dick growth is childs play for him

>in a ranked match
>playing as junkrat/soldier
>we have a solo healer mercy
>has to make 1 easy res to win the match for us
>tries to go for 3 man
>too far apart
>someone respawns
>misses 2 man now as well
>1 man resses
>girl comes on the mic apologizing profusely
>literally starts crying
>other girl on our team asks at the end of the game
>"are you ok"
>"yeah I've just had a bad past few games"
>still obviously shaken up

But why would he make a dick growth formula?

Winston FUCKS Tracer like a DOG

Tire buff and ult charge is fine. Get fucked by a flying tire pharafag.

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when will I be able to drive D.va's self-destructing mech around like a rip-tire

Look man you can talk about Gorilla cocks all you want but no need to be so rude

So he can breed Tracer.

Delet, Lena and Winston are for Platonic Friendship only

More important things than measuring an animals cocks sizs

Spamrodent is going to be dialed back soon and you know it

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Only because Blizz caves to leddit balance winges and not because he needs it. If trashmouse is fucking you, then you need to git gud.

Tracer has to drain a liter of cum out of her filthy, smelly cunt afterwards

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He's an intelligent gorilla, he knows the importance and power of a big dick

I miss tittypad-user too.
Maybe he has achieved Nirvana and found a Reinhardt tittypad?

So /owg/, I'm floating around 2600 SR right now. Whats the forcast today? Lower? Higher? The same? Read my future please /owg/.

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The same reason you'd take one

I can still hear the tire coming a mile away.

Post traumatic shitter disorder.

>soloheal as zenyatta

But they are right, being the only healer as zen is never a good idea

>tries to soloheal as zen
>b-but I got gold elims!!

>>tries to go for 3 man

Higher!
Do your best user!

Is there any more fun heroes to play this season?
I had a lot of fun with roadhog before the nerf. He is kinda viable again but not as fun.
Rein is fun but I played way too much Rein.
D.Va.... Is D.va. The only satisfaction is when you eat a grav which won't happen anymore with the new depletion rate.
I played doomfist in qp and I did really well. According to overbuff I was in top 5% I tried him on comp and failed.
Believe it or not I'm considering new mercy. She looks really fun.
I'm also thinking Winston.
Any suggestions?

Please someone complain to Blizzard about messed up effect on "on fire" player portraits. Ever since the last update the fire has had wrong blending effect. It's really bothering me.

can you be a more obvious samefag

Forgot to mention that I've been filling as Mercy or Ana for the past five games in a row, and I politely asked one of the DPS who wasn't doing well to switch off to a healer. They refused, as usual with pathetic little DPS mains.

Why do you play as a female character, /owg/?

Winston and Amelie usually get into arguements, But this time he went too far; He attacked her!

it doesn't matter, stop being acoustic and just play

I hate Mercy. I want her gutted into complete trash tier and I want all her mains to be in gold.

STRONG AS THE MOUNTAIN

People ACTUALLY missed this sperg?
Pathetic.

>Tracer and winston enjoy a milkshake

She's the only tank I can annihilate the enemy team with and they have no choice to acknowledge my skill.

TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG

We know you are, but what are we?

Good morning owg

XD
Got me user!!!

>eat es unly a gay, vhy yu heff tu be med?
wwyd?

>talking about daily dose tittypad spammer and gorilla dicks, which has apparently been a topic people have discussed for a long time

literally /ksg/ tier at this point

Dang, you are perturbed.

GREETINKS

Anything for A Tracerposter!

woah i actually wanna fuck zarya in this picture

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Back to sleep

>Don't know whether to Meipost or Zaryapost
What do I do guys

You Zaryapost.

Fuck off mei, your friends are dead

Post Ana.

Mei, always. Zarya is trash.

>zarya will never be this sexy in game
young zarya skin when?

Probably because tracer is a bitch

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

She's already one of the youngest heroes

Most of them are nsfw but i'll try

>tfw you're older than Zarya

Best cowboy

>widow has to pick up tracer's shit
who's the real bitch here?

>only cowboy
I guess your right user. Technically at least.

cute ana

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