/ink/ - Splatoon 2 General

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I walked off Moray Tower earlier because it was too dark to see where I was going

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Finger a woomy?
i.imgur.com/1egbuNX.jpg

The only acceptable reason to squidbag is if someone is being a cuckold and is unironically squidbagging you

Alright invisibros, I'm done. Ended at 1907, 28-22, but there were a couple mirrors in there.

I'm happy. Last splatfest I was hard stuck at 1590-1600; this splatfest, my rating never fell below 1700, even on one or two 5+ losing streaks.

Good luck for the rest of the splatfest, everyone.

1 more for Flight squad SW-6912-1634-5603

Anyone made a tier list of the weapons so far? I checked rankedboost but it seems horribly outdated. What are the best weapons in your opinion?

I'm not good enough to play with you people

Open the room, somebody might join

>Dualies
You wat, m8?
They're the worst ambush weapon in the game and even the squelcher duallies are shit.
Their only upside is that the splat duallies and the enperry duallies have pretty solid kits.

Okay, but

>open room
>people get pissed when you have to disconnect to add another friend

>don't open room
>people get pissed because there's no room

>reached royalty

my work here is done

Most have uses, only rollers suck universally

Because 75% of /ink/ is on Team Flight. I was in an invisibility room with two other anons for 45 minutes while we tried to get a fourth person.

>reach royalty
>play a few more games for fun with non tryhard weapons
>lose 3 games in a row
I might have just lost us Splatfest

Reminder that if you're good enough to break 2000 Splatfest power you have a duty to your team to continue winning

>when you get one-shot by a flingza from charger range

Finger a woomy
imgur.com/a/WYGc3

>Accidentally flick switch off while fiddling with joycons at the match
>LOLBAN

Which fucking knockoff chink came up with this design holy fuck

It's more like 60% I think.

>tfw 1901.4
I'll keep fighting anyway.

Got another friend request, pls rejoin

I squidbagged even harder than ever this Splatfest. Am I going to get banned?

>reach royalty, barely .500, at like 44 games
>autism starts to demand my splatnet history is all splatfest games
>play them out

Thankfully, we won and I even increased my highest power ranking.

Finger this woomy.
imgur.com/a/yaSjp

Never check Ranked Boost for anything, they're horribly retarded. That said, the current tryhard meme is Tentatek Splattershot and Inkjets.

Really, though, every weapon that's not a roller is perfectly viable.

Dualies are so fucking annoying. Mobility mechanics are god in a shooter game, and the dualies are the only weapon with a mobility mechanic.

why not be fingered by a woomy?

What kind of disgusting obese hands do you have to hit a recessed button accidently

pfft, i doubt it. Everyone's too busy trying to get to their next match.

I see lots of people complaining about losing here but I'm doing great for flight. Haven't lost in over 10 matches now solo.

For people having trouble connecting, try this. Did it for Splat1 and worked like a charm.

jakebillo.com/better-mario-kart-8-connectivity-using-pfsense/

But after 38 games I'm tired, user.

Want some ketchup or mayo?

Hey Phread, if you see this sorry, but I promised earlier to join another grouop.

The mobility isn't worth shit, as long as you've got turf you can swimdance against a Dualies. The actual buff is the accuracy/fire-rate boost you get from rolling and even then you're leaving yourself open to bombs.

t. SSJ

I was almost on a 50 win streak when it just started losing matches. It's not fun,.

What kind of weird art is being posted this time around?

The kind that are trying to pull the fucking joycons out of the fucking console.

Man, I guess their last single didn't do to hot

>On manta Maria
>in intense gunfight with 2 enemies on one side of mid
>Kill the first one, need to swim away to get out of second ones fire
>wrist is twisted awkwardly, press X to straighten my camera to my wrist neutral position
>camera spins like 270 degrees and I swim off the edge of the map

I'm actually shit at this game

Honey Mustard

normal stuff, it's nice now

>Trying to keep track of winrate
>My notes differ from the splatnet app
>splatnet app doesn't properly track mirror matches, tells you they were opponents when they weren't
SHIT

>Opponent with laser charager
>He's not very good and takes a bit to aim
>You can charge at him frontally while bunnyhopping
>Rest of my team can carry the match
>Decide to focus the whole match in killing that dude over and over quidbagging him every time

I kinda feel bad for who was a literal kid probably, but also not

So we've pretty much lost right, invisibros?

I'd finger that woomy

I actually haven't seen anything bizarre recently. Lots of invisible or flight art.

Invisibros
Any squads up? If not, @1/4
2425-4129-2419

Flight squad 3/4. We just need one more squid, add 2542-2910-2429

What makes the Flingza roller different from any of the others?

I do it to build up my special charge so i can Tenta Missile the whole team and ink parts of *their* spawn before the match really gets heated.

I've won my last 3 matches doing this.

I'll join only if there are enough people

It can vertical fling really far and really slow

Vertical flick range is much longer, and the time it takes to come out is also longer.

>bizarre
I know what meme to start next.

Uber jump-fling, I think.

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I want to give Marina my mayo

Bitch I made royalty in 30
Get on it

How the fuck can you even struggle with that? You hold the button down and lift them up

Then you're not helping kek

It's a regular roller with the jump fling of a dynamo roller.

...

>yfw marina always spits because she hates mayo
>But she gives excellent rim jobs and likes to watch you fuck other woomies when they don't know they're being watched

>shitter keeps spamming the super jump button to me when i'm trying to sneak behind the enemy team
FUCK OFF

I'll join after I'm done with this upcoming game.

>pub team
>we booyah all the time and help each other out
>win easily with 80%

Have a nice day random squids

Duallie users die due to dodging more times than anything else.

>Leave room
>Take dog out
>Come back
>It's full
He didn't even need to go...

You're bringing back cubist art with squids?

>Sniper aims at me
>Snipe him with inkjet instead
outplayed son

I made it in 26, I'm just burnt out at this point. I honestly just don't want to play at all in this rotation.

They can't bunnyhop and you need little prediction to plain kill them while they're rolling

@2/4
Invisible WHERE YOU AT

I never squidbagged because of fear of break the ZL button.

>Marina likes rimjobs
>Marina likes watching you fuck other girls

I thought she couldn't get more perfect

What did you write this in? Does it pull directly from your splatnet history?

no pun intended

>being afraid of breaking a nintendo product
I take it you're not familiar with Nintendium. Probably used to the quality of the Dualshocks.

Any flightfags here? I just need 3 more

I love being watched
My girlfriend watches me fuck other men all the time and it makes it so much better

Remade room
@3/4

>Still not King/Queen

What's your pathetic excuse?

HIT KING
FUCKING DONE
FUCK TURF WARS

I just wrote it all manually on a notepad 'cause I'm autistic and like to keep a record.

>On a losing streak
>Start using Aeroshitter
>Go on winning streak

Really ignites the synapses

Just two more flightfigs!

To be fair, the Wii U gamepad was not the sturdiest of things itself. I'm frightened to go look up Switch torture tests.
The stories of Wiimotes rocketing into TVs and coming out unscathed are still hilarious though