Dota 2 - /d2g/

t. Reddit

>A penis or male genitalia
But penis isn't male genitalia, silly. The cutest girls all have dicks.

>me and my friend fire up some chill unranked dotes today
>Peruvian teammate picks Rubick
>He doesn't speak english
>I communicated with my friend and the rest of the team that I was going LD solo offlane
>Rubick comes to my lane anyways
>Not having that shit today
>I literally scream my lungs out on my microphone with seething rage for the first time on this game in 5 years
>He won't leave my lane
>I feed first blood on purpose for the first time ever in my 5 years playing this game
>He finally leaves my lane
>VS a Jugg/Disruptor offlane
>Disruptor doesn't max Glimpse first and I completely destroy them by 10 mins with like 7 kills.

welcome to unranked

dotabuff.com/matches/3420631779

>me ooga
>team ooga
>win
explain
dotards

how long until forced 50 claims me

as much as I'd love to go driving with dotards isn't jacky in sea rn?

>tfw no cute vampire hero

>tfw no sb gf

I giggled at the thought of that scenario. I'd have chased you around all game if I was that Rubick just to have more giggles

ENDURANCE RUN

why are you using different pictures?

how do you play tb?
i either completely wreck everyone or become completely useless after enemy picks some shitload of magic dmg like timber offlane

if your mmr changes too fast the system matches you with others who had the same happen, chances are they are shitters who got carried
if u get 4 of those
that's forced 50

3411516210 here's a good match ID if you have the patience to watch replays
otherwise just refrain from picking him vs offlaners like timber, batrider and earthshaker
and make sure that you try to avoid fighting until you have your manta (unless it's easy pickings or you're sieging a t1 with your dragon lance)
and always go 0-4-4

true
i was winning a lot of games but then i suddenly got 3 games in row with complete shitters who were tilted and acted like subhumans so i checked their dotabuffs and nearly everyone was on losing streak

>and always go 0-4
what if you have decent kill potential?
i also will check it out thanks

he's a dirty imposter that's why

i dunno but i noticed that after some wins the system matches u with people with bad winrate to see if you can win your way out anyway

Not him, but if my lane is so bad I can't even farm then I just leave for jungle like a peruvian memelord since it's better than nothing and let the support leech some solo xp levels that will hopefully pay massive dividends while the offlaner wins against a basically empty lane. If you're playing TB or AM you go where the gold is until you have items, if you can't accomplish anything in a fight there's no point fighting instead of farming or pressuring an empty lane.

Consistently winning with TB spam I don't know. He's so low impact in earlygame that if your team decides to play full tilt poker from minute 0, there's not a whole lot you can do to help them before it's too late unless the enemies towerdive someone while low hp and you can come and reflection+meta to fuck them up.

>sleep 12 hours
>nap another 2 hours
>still tired literally all the time

DOTARDS?

>have a jugg on my team who is severely underfarmed all game
>winning in spite of him
>gets caught out twice by being out of position and blames the team
>blame team and buys back and feeds his buyback
>refuses to accept he lost us the game by being a bad player

how do I make this work? cover it all in redbull?

...

attention slut you mean senpai?

me in the top left

wow, so edgy bro

theres no such thing as forced 50. congrats on ascending from the shitters here

Have you seen her twitter? Cmonnow.com

no i dont stalk women on the internet you fucking weirdo
you fucking hurt you boy?

>tfw 2k mmr
>tfw at least 6k mmr mechanical skill
>only thing holding me back is my map awareness
am i the only one?

post ur dotabuff

How are you feeling today /d2g/

suicidal

when do i get my anime gf

im held back by my teams

>"White man battle plan!"
what did clokwerk mean by this

quite fine how about you anime neet

*blocks the role you wanted to play*
>IDI NAHUI DOG MONGOLOID TI DAUN
wat do

Not him but you sound like the biggest faggot

that is a rare CIA, mind if I save it?

>implying im not comfortable playing all roles
what do you take me for, some kind of shitter?

>not picking whatever your team is needing

Anyone else notice how different high-4k to low 5k average MMR games are compared to high 5k MMR games are? I can't get away with half the shit I usually do in lower average games.

i would be 9k but i'm white and get -5k for white privilege

BLACK IS SO FUCKING BAD

I gotta go to work but if there's more cu-yogurt pictures in I'll add them when I get home

Is this the season of NA bulls?

your brain thinks cum is hot

how do i check these fpl stats or whatever its called

other people's porn is always weird

>get invited to a discord
>it's filled with anime meme spouting weeaboo faggots

Every time. What is it with anime and discord?

>tfw you flame your team all game and someone tips you at the end when you win

does diffusal blade work on od?

nothing really
anime is normiecore now
and there's tons of normies and a lot of them might want to virtue signal by talking about anime rather than the actual topic

discussion gets fucked up very easily like that

the irony is i feel this way about high 5k games vs ~6.5k

you don't get extra mana burn, no.

>no Spectre
that's how you know she's marriage material

>black and zai losing every fucking game
what went wrong

actually i self insert as the girl

why is spirit breaker so good now?
he has like the highest winrate in the game

just shitters getting exposed

>o go driving with dotards isn't jacky in
he is. but before he left, he posted a youtube video giving a house tour.

youtube.com/watch?v=XvgVCgDsdqI

the first clue is the rooftop tour at the end of the video. you can see a building with a distinct green pointed roof

Why the fuck are my ancients unstacked, cucky ?

Where are the wards?
Don't even think about buying boots anytime soon

Check the server. We're on US East. This is My House
See that scoreboard? Whose that carry? Say it
That's right. It's me. I am this team

Get to prepping Cr1t,
It's all you're good for and you know it

why is there no esports going on what the hell
I'm starved for drama
league and hots have tournaments going on literally every week

>you didn't instantly first pick the roaming pudge
Do you even carry shitstains, outplay perus, tilt nerds, and get free commends?

>3411516210 here's a good match ID if you have the patience to watch replays
Holy shit that pitlord was the hardcarry with those ults
And dusa made skadi w/o damage @ whole team

now do the same pasta with EEbull and SEA

I kept losing 60% of my games on my main acc so I made a smurf... now I'm losing 80% of the games.

we also see that he has a black fence wall, and flat white roof

I took an 8 months break and played LoL for 5 of these months, when I came back to doto I dropped from staright 5.6k all the way down to 4.6k or 4.7k or some shit like that. I can safely say that I experienced all the averages: 7k average, mid 6k average, high 5k average, low 5k average, high 4k average, and, right now, low 4k average (4.3k average mmr games with me being 4.9k and having 3.8k players in both teams). The difference in gameplay is so massive it genuinely feels like you're playing a different dota patch altogether. I deserved to fall all the way down to where I did, even more so because I'm a pudge autist and I was very rusty in my craft; I've been getting back into it, but this piece of info is also useful to point out: I always experienced these games from a pos5 and pos4 point of view, I never picked a single core, because I don't play cores even when being the highest mmr in a match

When people say there's no difference in mmr brackets they're so fucking wrong it's unreal

the green triangle roof building is the Hilton at highway 7 and Warden in Markham Ontario. The angle of the building gives us our next clue...

>black on one team with loda
he won't win a game today at this rate

You have to water down your games to very simple variables and possible outcomes, that's why people often say maining a small amount of heroes, or even being an autismo-single-hero-main isn't exactly detrimental to climbing, depending on the context of the hero/es you're using

wtf i love chocolate now

It's an L shaped building so we can be fairly confident that the featured rooftop falls within the cone. looks like there's some dwellings here. let's zoom in and see what they look like...

It's post TI
All the teams need to sort themselves out before the competitive season can start again, luckily this year/next year will be some of the best Dota since 2013 so the wait will be worth it.

A interesting note is that with all the changes teams want to sure they have it all right as each member will now be counted for having "points" needed to qualify for TI.
Liquid is the only team that is for sure going to have a easy invite so they will most likely all stick together.
However the points means there will be less abuse for the teams and instead people will be able to stay together more easily and people can change much more impactfully.

>Holy shit that pitlord was the hardcarry with those ults
he actually ruined some good fights for his team at times with his ulti
even took them out at one point when they could have pushed the t3

the medusa was however the weakest link in the entire team
she could have easily remained relevant in teamfights if she had gone for aghanim's since that's pretty much a hard counter to terrorblade
thankfully she went for useless shit instead

fn is bullying Black again

>When people say there's no difference in mmr brackets they're so fucking wrong it's unreal
They're probably talking more about how the matches are almost always stacked against one team because the MMR system is dogshit and only accurately models player skill on a macro scale of general ranges measured in 500 or 1000, and all the individual player skill levels within their respective ranges are lottery.

who fuckin cares nigga

Oh look! flat roof tops with some sort of white surface. this looks like a match to what we saw in the video. From the video, we also saw that there was at least one row of similar looking houses between the Hilton and wEEb's vantage point. so we know that it's not one of the buildings in the row closest to the hotel.

you might be onto something. I always pick my heroes by listing heroes that counter their picks and then narrow it down to the role that my team needs, because I can play every hero at least ok-ish.

the next clue is his garage. besides the obvious (him showing his license plate, but i'm not a cop so I can't run plates), we see a catchbasin in front of his garage. this seems to be a rare occurrence for the alleyways in this area

I didn't realize until recently but I've been picking Spirit Breaker about 1/3 of my games. Such a fun hero, so easy to play. Leech lvl 2 and then just charge forever. End game with a 90% kill participation or higher

>he actually ruined some good fights for his team at times with his ulti
Yeah, but I think he saved his whole team from a wipe a lot more times than fucked up.

>thankfully she went for useless shit instead
This is probably one of the reasons why her winrate is unbelievable garbage, for some reason people think they have to buy every goddamn item that requires ultimate orbs on her because lmao free EHP, but they forget they're playing a hero that has no steroid and they actually need dps items to farm ancients in a timely manner, and if they're the only rightclick core in the team she actually needs damage items to do anything.

as a support picker I fucking hope you rot in hell..

twitch tv/miredia

i just tuned into this guy and why am i sad all of a sudden?

oh look... street lamp #28. let's look around on streetview...

Why?

>dazzle necro is now a legitimate safelane
>everyone is okay with this
I don't know what dota has become

>Not him

yeah sure its not bitch boi