0-60 in less than 3 seconds

>0-60 in less than 3 seconds
>Low center of gravity
>Incredibly light
>Great for the environment
>Plenty of range for DD/commuting
>Cheap as fuck, especially entry level models
>Practically steer themselves
>Engaging experience
>Simple automotive enjoyment
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Got me, op. Good one.

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cargo and passengers you retard

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Motorcycles are so cheap you can afford to own them as second vehicles, so you can have a literbike and a nice wagon or truck for when you need to haul stuff or people.

I knew something was up as soon as I read incredibly light

Cause I’m big pus afraid of riding a bicycle fast

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because i really dont care about bikes.
If you cared about these things you should just get a monocycle

the statistics behind riding motorcycles are ridiculous. Driving a car is already dangerous enough. That’s why you see pigfat SUVs dominating the market.

It rains where I live

>Incredibly light
>Cheap as fuck, especially entry level models

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That is decently true. A good, really good, bike can be had for 5k and they don't weigh over 500 pounds.

>0-3 in less then 3 seconds.
Bullshit. No street legal bike goes 0-60 in less then 3.3

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>1984 Honda V65 Sabre
>3.3 seconds
There isn't a single production road car made in the 20th century that'll do 60 in 3 seconds or less, there's at least 5 bikes that'll make the cut though.

I live in a densely populated suburb with terrible drivers, an unholy trinity of Asians, teenagers, and soccer moms that will blindly swing out wide to make a turn without signaling and take my ass out. Plus I work in insurance and it'd be pretty pricey for me.

back pack, storage pods, tank pad. You can fit more than you would think.

Cause by the time your 40 everyone knows someone who died in a bike accident

I'm 21 and I can name four people that have died in motorcycle accidents and another that lost both of his legs and needs to have an oxygen machine to sleep at night.
His lung was punctured by a broken rib and never healed properly. He was wearing a full face helmet that undoubtly saved his life and full padded riding gear. Some crossover didn't see him on a tight portion of the highway and sandwiched him between the concrete center median and the car. Shaved straight through his gear in under a second and tore all the skin off his legs.

I want a bike and plan to get one, but if you daily a bike your odds of being killed or extremely injured are exponentially increased. I'm going to ride on nice weekends and on some nice back roads.

I know one who was killed and another who is paralyzed. Feels bad man

That’s horrific, yeah stick to the backroads man, not worth the risk of dailying

That's a monster bike, but zero to sixty in 3 secs?

Frickin weak, dog. My Kawasaki can top that.

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Oh wait i'm stupid you said less the three seconds. my bad/

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>Practically steer themselves
>Engaging experience
Pick one.