Shit passengers do that grind your gears?

>GF navigating
>Can't into maps
>Just plugs the destination into her phone and doesn't even bother to look over the route, just blindly trusts turn-by-turn
>Ask her "Hey which highway is this taking us on, traffic is going to be bad on X I want to go on Y"
>Acts like I'm over thinking it, then when I press she gets all butthurt because I'm frustrated that she doesn't get it then she gets flustered and can't tell me any street names or really anything useful at all

>Finally get that shit sorted out
>"OK when is my next turn"
>I'm expecting/wishing to hear "K street in 10 miles"
>But what I actually hear is "Just go straight"
>"Yeah, I know, for now, but WHEN is the next turn, just so I know what to expect"
>Gets all defensive, then I just give up on her and navigate myself
>Then she gets all mopey like a little kid "Hurr you don't trust me you think I'm dumb I'm just never good enough for you"

Then I bought pic related and couldn't be happier with it.

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>point out all the things wrong with my shitbox that I'm slowly working to fix
>"what's that whirring sound?"
>"why does the door make that sound when I open & close it?"
>"does your horn not work?"
>"wow your brakes sound really bad you should get them checked out"
I'M WORKIN ON IT

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well my dad bought my car so it's an unspoken rule i have to deal with his shit

>driving grandma somewhere, she's riding in the passenger seat
>start braking to setup for a turn
>she puts her left hand on the center console and her right hand grips the handle on the door or ceiling as if she's about to hold on for dear life
>im barely going 5mph

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Motherfuckers always trying to grind my gears, fuck them

No they don’t even give a fuck, when I started yelling all they said was “haha chill out bro i’m just grindin your gears”

Just get a phone holder and use Google maps.

Then pull over and let them out. 5 extra minutes is nothing compared to a new transmission. If they’re actually mad about that, they’re shitty enough that you shouldn’t be around them anyways.

>non smoking car, passenger tries to light up
that's when I give someone the boot

what the literal fuck?
get new friends

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your gf sounds like my gf or maybe all women are just this retarded

Buy your own shit. I have.

Two kids who go into autistic ree rather than communicate its not the girl they dont trust its the gps they dont trust

>no food or coffee aloud in my car. they always manage to sneak at least one of those in
>gets mad when i say don't rest your hand on my shift knob
>hops around on the seat like an autist
>trash talks car while im driving then gets mad when i call theirs out
>"you're going too fast" im going the 5 over
>"you could've made that turn i know he was going 50mph and you only had 10 yards of space from each other but you could've made it"
>tries to mess with my music gets pissy about it when i just mute it from my steering wheel
>slams door like its there shit boxes car door
>always manages to kick side skirts getting in and out
>tells me to floor it at every light

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> closes door with window

When I had my learners permit I would roll all the windows down and turn up the radio to a normal level, and everytime my mom reeeee'd about how the point of driving is to provide a comfortable experience for your passenger. She would turn the radio off and make me roll up all the windows

Nah, I'm driving so my rules

>the point of driving is to provide a comfortable experience for your passenger.

The fuck? Is your mom a chauffeur?

>drive grandpa to the liquor store
>shits in my passenger seat everytime we are out on the road

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Just had one gripe when I had my 04 Mini. I should explain you have to pull the door handle once to unlock the door (when you drive over 14mph it locks the door to prevent carjackers or some shit) and then again to open it

>Passenger goes to get out, pulls door handle
>I say "You have to pull twice"
At this point its either:
>AHH why are you locking me in????
OR
>Instead of pulling on handle again, they just pull harder and harder like they are trying to pull the door off and they stretch the cable in the door

Every fucking time

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Any decent navigation app takes real-time and historical traffic into account when selecting a route

>Putting hard objects like amplifiers and boxes in your trunk and scratching the shit out of the interior

REEEEEEE

>rev past 5k in my i4 shitbox to accelerate at a normal pace
>dad, of all people, complains I'm gonna ruin my car
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>leaving dirt on the floormats or leaving the passenger seat in aposition not symmetrically aligned with the drivers seat

every time

I was joking man, OP talked about grinding gears. Anyway if they really did that I’d kick their asses right out

My Mercedes with soft close doesn't have this problem

I wish people told me to floor it.

I'm that guy who leaves empty cans of redbull/ Monster in the door tray or under my seat; sometimes I spill a bit and won't tell the driver

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we need to send furfags to concentration camps and fast.

>being fat

>osg

None of those are osg.

>taking Nana to the airport in Focus ST shitbox
>"what's a third gear pull like in this thing?"

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>associating with people who smoke

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Stop being poor, right now.

>no food or coffee aloud

What if they eat it quietly, and hide it inside their coat?

Jesus Christ kill him already.

No it just has 99 other problems.

Perhaps, but it's the same caliber of degenerate faggot who frequents /osg/.

Is ur granny spry? Is she dtf?

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>shows Nana 3rd gear pull in Focus ST

*removes you from her will*

nobody cares for your opinion, bro.

>Stop being poor, right now.
You gonna give me a job? Didn't think so, shut the fuck up.

>his knee unplugs the pendrive on every major right corner
>complains about high reving
>doesn't wear seatbelt unless reminded

>has a shitbox car
>doesn't have a job
>complains that he's unemployed instead of getting himself a job like a million high school idiots do every day

Wew lad

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Fucking kek
>driving with Grandpa
>car has smaller wheels then it came with, speedo reads 5mph fast
>gramps always says I need to slow down
>explain the situation to him
>”oh, okay then”
>repeat every single time I go anywhere with him
Love him to death though

I never said I don't have a job. But if you're telling me to stop being poor then give me a better paying job or shut the fuck up.

>1,000,000 people/day find employment
Give me a source to back those numbers up. You can't, because you're pulling that from the same place you pulled your unwanted opinions from (your ass)

>drag feet in and out of car
REEEEEEEEEE my plates literally have huge scratches on them because of this!! Bonus points for salty fucking shoes

This. That is so fucking disrespectful, I'd be willing to end a friendship over it.

This only happened once and you deserved it.

>no food or coffee aloud
>aloud
I'd eat in your car to spite you, faggot

>reaches for the horn
seriously fuck off, i dont understand why people do this shit

it was a joke you fucking faggots, because that would grind his gears. literally.
lurk moar.

>slams door like its there shit boxes car door
I do the opposite in my friend's 300ZX TT. I never shut it hard enough because the force required is right below what I would consider slamming

>letting passengers in your car
>not removing passenger seat and telling people its for lightening but realy its cos you hate people

>bitch I am friends withasks for a longish ride
>for the weekend after her b-day, wants to go somewhere to celebrate
>girls night or some shit. Don't care. But it was her b-day so okay, will drive you
>saturday. 3 bitches, friends with two, already tipsy
>"no drinking in the car." (fresh licence, and cops here love it when they small alcohol in young guys cars)
>stop for gas and shit
>girl 2, the other one I am friends with always slams doors the fucking Russian bitch
>slams again, seatbelt still in the way
>deepest scratch i have ever seen down to the metal in the doorframe, right over the wheel.
>girl 2 gets very pale and very quiet. We had this talk already
>back on the streets, girls start drinking
>"I said no drinking"
>"Whatever"
>check traffic, street behind me is empty
>slamm brakes
>turn to girl and chew her out on the spot
>eyes get wet, lower lip shivers, but iscompletely quiet
>commence lighting up her ass
>thisiswhygirl2wentsoquietandpaleearlier.jpg

First and last car related offense from these ever. Why do you guys take shit from people who should be grateful to you?

>tells me to floor it at every light
I don't want to know what my car would do if I floored it
just giving it a tad too much gas causes the wheels to spin the fuck out, and I never have the gas even close to the floor

>being poor is not a choice
>I'm a victim
>society is to blame
>it's up to YOU to give me more money
>I shouldn't have to earn it

Holy fuck get a load of this faggot

>mum's driving gf and I to a family event
>it's at the top of a long, steep winding road up a mountain
>speed limit is 80km, she keeps creeping up to 120
>so far up the car in front of us' ass they have to pull over at the first patch of dirt on the side of the road
tfw mums better at toeghey
still make jokes about her being a rally driver

guess you're walking then

my car just dies if i floor it

>that guy who replies to every single post in the thread, as if his opinion has any weight

kys

Ive had a fucking ARGUMENT over someone lighting up in my car. Like no isnt just the end of it, they wanna argue with me and then try it anyways when im not looking directly at them. They arent my friend anymore

>having people that want to drive with you or having friends in general

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>*tip*

I'd kick you out of my car to spite you, faggot
[spoiler]then again my car is much too old and decrepit for me to care about eating and drinking in it, I just don't want people being fucking slobs[/spoiler]

holy fuck i had the same thing with all my BMWs, every single time it really makes me wonder if the person has fucking mud for brains, how can someone even think that violently ripping at the door handle is going to help?

>Driving old man home from hospital
>car probably 4 seconds ahead brake lights come on
>yells at me to stop
I made the cunt walk the last 5km home after that.

>the absolute state of the eurosoy
If you can't navigate without "mum" next to you, I've got some bad news for you.

>things that never happened for 500, Alex

>friend smokes
>doesnt smoke in my car because im a clean freak and "its too nice"
feels good

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Is he always fuckin shittin his pants?
Does he eat 7 fuckin hotdogs on Christmas Eve?

mostly likely the stuff my grandpa devours, he shits out uncontrollably due to his bad bladder.
i'm sure user has old man diapers for him

>explain all my rules to friends ahead of time
>"No eating in my car while I'm driving. Drinking is okay, because it's a shit box."
>Friends respect my rules
>Nobody eats in my car, rarely drinks anything other than water
>One friend slams doors, ask him not to
>He apologizes and hasn't done it since
I don't get how this is a big deal. Get better friends or just tell them what they are doing wrong.

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I haven't heard that song in forever kek

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>grandmother is visiting for a week. Take her out to dairy queen to meet with my brother.
>driving down highway
>"user slow down please, youre going to give me a heart attack"
>"grandma, im going 55. That is the speed limit"
>"you should never do more than 40 on a highway, youll never know when deer will jump out"
>"grandma, theres open fields on both sides of the road. I can see about 3 miles on either side. Ill know when theres deer coming"
>"no you wont, slow down"
So thats why old people drive slow as hell

You're quite the autist, aren't you?

It's easy to do that when you have no friends autismo

You're a fucking retard if you think people straight up choose to be poor.
>hurrduurr just get a better job
Tell me how nigga

Back when I had my learner's permit, my parents let me drive about 10 times. All of these consisted of the same thing:

>mom in car
>brake too fast or make a turn at over 5 mph
>grabs handle and center console and curses and says "jesus" under her breath
>really encouraging
>puts the AC down to the coldest because she's more pigfat than her sentra
>my hands are frozen
>open window
>"close the window, it's hot out!!!"
>refuse to close window
>"if you're not gonna close the window, you can pull over and let me drive!"
>because the passenger's comfort is more important
>she is reluctant to let me drive for the rest of the year with the permit

OR

>ask dad to drive somewhere with him as the passenger
>"y-y-y-you can't... the roads are wet and it's getting dark!"
>I've driven in the rain and in the dark before, so I ask him what the big deal is
>"no means no. I'm scared. I'm the adult and you're the child. Listen to me."
>eventually I get to drive with him as the passenger
>make a turn at 10 mph and begin accelerating to 35 mph
>he pulls the parking brake
>a car behind me brakes hard and swerves around me
>"YOU WERE TURNING TOO FAST AND YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED BY THAT GUY BEHIND US"
>apologize to avoid further argument and continue driving
>the entire time he's got a knee up on the dash, grabbing the handles and console for dear life
>he freaks out whenever we approach a turn and always says "slow down"
>yells at me for not using a turn signal, when I haven't seen him use one for 2 years
>a couple months pass and his car gets totaled

Serves him right.

I hated having them as passengers for the few times they'd let me drive. They only discouraged me from driving. Eventually, I just decided to drive my gf's MR2 illegally until I could get my license. Was a good boy, never got pulled over, never got in trouble.

u cheeky cunt

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I know these feels
Just started reading maps in advance before any bigger road trips so she doesnt have to deal with me asking what direction my next turn will be. Now we can squabble over normal girl issues on road trips like not being able to decide where to eat and that I'm driving too fast and stuff

The only time you've ever had passengers was when you learned too drive? That's sad

What shitbox did you drive? I didn't have these problems when driving my first car with my permit and my parents.

Yeah nah bro research the "friendzone" because you clearly don't know what it is if you're allowing this thot to walk all over you.

Wow, you sure are a beta male

>Chauffeurs a bunch of drunk roasties around who you are NOT sleeping with
>Literally aren't even invited to party with them
>Have to wait in parking lot while your crush tongue kisses Chad
>Let them all disrespect you repeatedly before even losing it
>Throw a temper tantrums before continuing to chauffeur them

What a beta white knight. Do you let these hoes use you as a footrest?

Can't you tell be the post? Clearly he's a bootlicker

It’s pussys like you that let Germany turn into an Islamic state

as a recovering alcoholic who used to drink and drive I'm amazed I never got a DUI or even an open container, I have been pulled over drunk and with empty cans and bottles under my seat and they never bothered giving me a roadside or searching me. Makes me shudder just thinking about it. I just cleaned my gfs car and found like 8 empty beer cans, so next time she gets pulled over she's probably gonna have more in there and have to face the consequences next time. She never drives after more than 2 beers I'm pretty sure they were just in there from camping and skiing but she made like no effort to hide them at all, they were just sitting in the back.
anyways, yeah:
>passengers drinking liq in my car
>passengers smoking cigs (I quit smoking 2 months ago and make it very clear that it's a rule now)
>passengers who leave garbage mountains or crumbs and shit everywhere, like eating is fucking fine but don't be a ruthless bitch about it
>people who touch my goddamn stereo without asking
>passengers who fuck with my A/C
>passengers telling me what to do with my windows
>passengers telling me anything about my driving

My Miata doesn't have the full frame around the window that I'm used to, every once in a while I grab the window by mistake

This drives me up the fucking wall. DON'T LEAVE YOUR GREASY FUCKING FINGERPRINTS ON MY WINDOWS

2013 Nissan Sentra.
"Compact Car" my ass

British """"mountains""""

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this
this
this

whenever I'm with the car with my dad in a residential area he yells at me for having the right mirror too close to the other cars if it's

Australian, m8