Why do so many motorcyclists own guns?

Because when some dumb bitch is too busy looking at her phone instead of driving and almost kills me, i can easily turn her children into orphans.

I can't ride a bicycle. Would a motorbike be different?

most people that own bikes also own a lot of popular craigslist items that are essentially a currency on the site
>bikes
>gayman consoles
>vapes
>guns
>knives
>car audio bullshit
>modified ATVs and accessories
>RC toys
you'll see someone selling some shitty example of one of the above with disclaimer that they will also accept one of these items as part of a trade. I don't why these items attract the same type of autism

Because some people have such a horrible midlife crisis a bike alone doesn't cut it and they need a gun too. That or a small peepee

Because their owners are basically man children

>unsafe direction
>barrel sweeping
bikies will forever be eternally retarded brainlets

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Most people cant ride bicycles either. It is very different, take a lesson. When I started getting interested in it I was kind of repulsed by the idea of having to go ride those learner bikes around a course. But as soon as I got on the bike I realised that it is fucking fun to do. I had no regrets ever since. Seriously just go and find the nearest driving school and take a few introduction lessons. You will love it.

centrifugal force you fucking dipshit.

Based

How would you even ride properly with all shoe guns?

Poser alert

I know I'm stupid. I get told enough already.

because they can't understand statistics

>what is absolute risk

Much like motorcycles, guns help them feel better about their tiny penises

Just like having fun.

Big hunks of metal making loud sounds and going fast? I mean if you don't like that then why are you on Veeky Forums in the first place?

because riding around on a noisy motorcycle doesn't scream "I'M A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG" loudly enough for some of them, they have to turn it up to 11 with a gun

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Putting down uppity cagers

In my city all intersections are infested with hobos so it makes sense to carry some protection when you don't have a car to keep you separated from the scum outside.

Who is going to fuck with him?
some people in cars think they own the fucking road and because you are on a bike you just have to deal with it.

drive by shootings

Looks like one of those sovereign citizens.

ITT

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>gently roll the throttle
>effortlessly out-accelerate your 600bhp land barge

>enter a corner at low-moderate speed
>ejaculate violently from the sensation

>leisurely ride through the city
>attention is so focused all my worries fritter away

>casually ride to work
>achieve my destination in a tenth of the time

>every movement, every motion...I feel more of it than you can possibly imagine

Swallow more cum cagers

Thought there was going to be something about having a gun strapped to your back.

lol w/e i can drift in my supra you cant without asking for death

>literally die in most crashes

>when the apocalypse happens
>Russia

You have arrived.

Of this I own:
>bikes
>guns
>knives
>RC toys

top kek user you got me

If you can't ride a bicycle it isnt a good idea to ride one with a fucking engine strapped to it.

At least start with a dirtbike so you are off road

If everything remotely fun including fucking around on motorcycles and shooting guns seems douchey to you it may be time for you to consider that you are just a boring and lackluster person. Used sport bikes can be had for $2000 pretty easily, maybe you should give it a try...

no euphoria memes, you queer?

I can do a stoppie on my motorcycle

I don't understand this shit. You never see car drivers trying to drive backwards or drive while sitting on the dash, so why do motorcyclists do shit like this?

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Better to reverse her maternal status so Stacy can live with the regret of her choices.

Sport bikes are ridiculously uncomfortable. Their riders will say otherwise, but I can drive 12 hours in a car, you'll wreck your bones doing that on a sport bike.

Guns are dangerous

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Just don’t crash

This

A for hour ride easily turns into 5 or 6 with the breaks for stretching

Four

>I'd ride a bike if my balance wasn't so bad I fall over while standing still.
Bikes won't stay upright on their own unless they're moving.

Yeah you can end the thread now.

>what am i to do? he tells me to swallow cum but I'm too autistic to go outside!
wtf is a euphoria meme you daft cunt

It literally says before you sign for classes "MUST BE ABLE TO RIDE A BICYCLE"

I think he means standing still, period

I'm missing a lot of bone in my skull, and my balance is all fucked up.

Car drivers fuck around with their phones/stereos/whatever else because they get bored. Also any time you get into any "hobby/enthusiast" car groups they are at least as bad as motorcyclists, doing skids and donuts and revving and shit for attention. Bikers do this instead.

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beyblades beyblades LET IT RIP!

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A rifle seems kind of dumb to ride with though. A concealed handgun I imagine would be easier to maneuver into place when something stupid happens.

Because fast vehicles increase your testosterone, you soylent piece of shit.

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Post more guns and bikes.

that's why you buy a helmet.
safety over everything. there's no point in owning a bike without safety gear. it's not cool or edgy to be taking risks.

Why do they own guns? Because freedom.
Why do they open carry while riding? Partly because cager faggots will try to force motorcyclists off the road, partly because this is America and freedoms don't exist unless exercised.

Yeah the seating position on your typical sport bike isn't great, and most stock seats are way too thin, way too stiff. The amount of aftermarket seat makers is huge, and for some bikes they're pretty much required.

Sport touring bikes exist specifically because sport bikes are so uncomfortable to sit on for longer trips.

Fact.

ADV guys are their own breed, though. Generally level-headed compared to the crothrocket and Harley crowd.

alpha af

you're protected by your metal box, seatbelts, air bags, crumple zones etc etc.
we're protected by our guns.

do guns scare you, soyboy?

>not having super-human reactions and literally dodging everything
have fun getting t-boned while stacy the soccer mom ran a red bc she was looking at her phone, I saw that shit coming from a mile away

You have one group that loves freedom and has a desire to really just do what they want
And then you have another group that loves freedom, has a desire to do what they want, and they fucking love guns.

These groups overlap a lot.

this, when my mom was teaching how to drive id kept freaking out was always crooked or overshot turns, when I turned 18 i took an interest in bikes and as soon as I sat on one at a used lot, it was like a switch flipped and everything in life suddenly made sense

No but they eat, drink, put on makeup, read, shave, play with their phone, reach back to smack their kids, zone out or fall asleep.