You have ten (10) seconds to explain why you don't own a Mercedes Benz

DeathDog
DeathDog

You have ten (10) seconds to explain why you don't own a Mercedes Benz

and no, money is not a reason

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FastChef
FastChef

it looks like shit

whereismyname
whereismyname

They are not the best

So nothing

farquit
farquit

Prefer BMW

viagrandad
viagrandad

no manual

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5mileys
5mileys

im not a nazi

idontknow
idontknow

why haven't you bought thing
I can't afford it
not an argument

You sound like a douche, user

Skullbone
Skullbone

But OP, I have two.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

my name isn't Hassan/Achmed/Masood/Ali/Karan/Muhammad/Pajeet/Assim/Saeed

now fuck off

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Am I the only one who finds that modern insurance-friendly car design just ruins the whole deal?

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Because I don't want an unreliable POS money pit.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I'm not Asian or 50+. A 5000lb coupe or sedan does nothing for me.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Because my car would fuckin smoke a benz in the track

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You have 5 (five) seconds to tell me why you did

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King_Martha
King_Martha

My brother had a 95 300 diesel for a few months. It started and ran rough when cold and sometimes just wouldn't start. We figured out that it was a glow system issue and leaned that the wire insulation they used is fucking biodegradable. No joke, we cut open the main engine wiring harness and a bunch of dust that used to be insualtion fell out and all the wires were touching eachother.

Half of the plugs were seized in the block and one of them just spun free but still wouldn't come out.

That being said, driving and working on it, it felt so damn solid I can see why people like these things. I wouldn't ever want to depend on one though.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

How am i doing

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Hnnng

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

cant find a 190e evo II to steal

cum2soon
cum2soon

they subsist solely on badge whore premiums
no legitimate reason to buy one over their competition

Inmate
Inmate

Bmw makes a superior vehicle.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Fuck mercedes,those cunts are responsible for the 25 year import rule.
muh sales

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

This, I’ll buy a benz after I turn 50

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

rather drive my BMW

idontknow
idontknow

its absolute mechanical garbage

Evilember
Evilember

Mercedes battery dies not fixable replace engine $30000 that's the way of American Mercedes

RavySnake
RavySnake

i'm not arab

TechHater
TechHater

Because I don't want to make a shop rich and myself financially unstable.

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

the car
the baseball field in the back
the shoes thrown over the power lines
Fucking nostalgic

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

never forget, never forgive

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Emberfire
Emberfire

You start looking like a either a young baller fag,or a 50 year old business man.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I have 2013 550i so thats my reason

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

This is literally an hourly conversation here. Actually there's probably 5 others occuring simultaneously as I type this.
BMW is inarguably better in pretty much every possible way. Including the new interiors. BMW is the overall best German brand and it's not even close, really.

Methnerd
Methnerd

My wife has a w204. Great all-around car. This took me 10 seconds to type. Maybe.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Everyone around here has one. (Silicon Valley)

Flameblow
Flameblow

i paid your wife to drink my peepee back in 2013

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Because I have a much more reliable Honda that has already outlasted 90% of Mercs sold from the same year (2009), has needed nothing extra outside of normal maintenance, and is fun.

Good luck getting 90k miles trouble free from a Mercedes. Shits rarer than a good looking bitch that cooks and cleans.
Also, VTEC.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I own a lexus.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Hassan/Achmed/Masood/Ali/Karan/Muhammad/Pajeet/Assim/Saeed

viagrandad
viagrandad

8808014▶
(OP)
why haven't you bought thing
I can't afford it
not an argument
You sound like a douche, user
if you can't at least afford a 90's benz, you can't afford rice and beans.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

You never did this with any woman. Calm down neck beard.

massdebater
massdebater

nope, she came over once or twice. we shared a needle to shoot some h and listened to lourde afterwards

idontknow
idontknow

a real engine that has torque
Only shitbombs come in manuals.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Maintenance is fucked

Worked on a few German cars, and it all works pretty well, but they just have a very different philosophy when it comes to making shit work. Makes shit like changing a radiator out an 10 hour job over 3 days because they have the clamps for the hoses inside of a bracket, which is all rusted up because East Coast

Also parts are fucking expensive

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Evilember
Evilember

buy merc
breaks in first week
cost of fixing double starting price
cough it up anyway
fuckyeah.jpg
i love money pits!!!

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

They're basic as fuck, almost bmw at this point.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Dad works for Volkswagen
Will only buy Volkswagen because discounts, cheap parts, and free labor

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Brown person detected

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

parent's wouldn't swing a new model for you, Chang?

likme
likme

My grandpa didn't claw his way out of omaha beach just to have his grandson buy some krautshit

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

dang, your gramps was on the wrong side

Techpill
Techpill

It’s pretty sad, the only good car they make anymore is the s class

Emberburn
Emberburn

The biodegradable wiring was only for a few years. Anything pre94 is solid.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'm not from eastern europe or the middle east. I've never worn axe body spray or a track suit in public.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I was just kidding. My GGrandpa was a foreign volunteer in the SS, though. Mercs are disgusting and I've yet to see one that catches my eye in a good way.

SniperWish
SniperWish

sweet, which country was he from?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Norway

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

bullshit

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I can't afford one new enough to be good while going to school and my Audi is better than all the ones old enough for me to afford.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'm white

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I have two Benzes already. So I guess I did my duty.

King_Martha
King_Martha

No manuals

So I bought a couple BMWs instead

happy_sad
happy_sad

The interior is fucking disgustingly bad.

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massdebater
massdebater

I only had $10000 for a car and I wanted something that was reliable, fast enough and with modern amenities. Can't have those 3 in a $10k Benz.

Nojokur
Nojokur

You have ten (10) seconds to explain why you don't own a Mercedes Benz
I got a Porsche

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

It's not a lexus

eGremlin
eGremlin

I actually considered the W203 at one point when I was looking for a mid size city saloon.

The 180 version was gutless and thirsty.
The 180 Kompressor version was thirsty and unreliable.
The 200/220 cdi was just a big fat diesel and I needed it for city driving really.
The foot operated parking brake is horrible.
Rust everywhere.
Fucking cheap interiors, some of them reminded me of the spartan Mercedes of old.
Space in the back is a joke.

I ended buying a Passat instead of a W203. Cheaper to buy an run, abit better looking and far more comfortable with more interior options. On the W203 you pay the badge really, not the car.
Same thing was going on with the E46 and E90 3 series. Buck for buck, the Passat had them licked. And no, I am not impressed by an 130 bhp, 2.0 litre engined 3 series.

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You are wrong, user.
I can't afford a 90's benz, yet I can afford rice and beans.
So would you kindly fuck off.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

My grandfather owns the 180 Kompressor, he's had it for years now and it runs fine despite his hundreds of shitty mods he does to it weekly and the fact that he only services it himself. I've always thought they've looked boring but he's actually managed to make it look decent.

WebTool
WebTool

and no, money is not a reason
Well the local sellers seem to disagree, and I don't want to steal.

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idontknow
idontknow

the new ones are overpriced shit, but my W202 C280 has never let me down. only his fuel consumption could be a bit lower

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Anyone can afford to BUY one.
Driving it is for rich people, because every part costs more than the car.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Looks really curvy there, lots of Twisties.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

In Germany, this is not true. Part prices and availability are very good compared to most Japanese brands for example.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Yes, Japanese brands don't sell that much in europe. In France, it is cheaper to maintain old french cars than gookshit as well because spare parts are cheaper and easier to find. German brands are also cheaper. An E36 is cheaper to buy and maintain than a 90s civic.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

But i do

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Supergrass
Supergrass

the only ones i like are actual rich people cars, CLK, c63 black edition, SLR, 190E cosworth evo, 300sel, yknow the cool ones

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

the interior feels cheap, ride quality is shit for a """luxury""" car and there's honda accord tier road noise

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