The best part wasn't that I finally got more kills than deaths, it was the fact that I actually won really hard. I guess the enemy team was just really bad, but I had such a good game that I came in first place with like 23/8. I was playing doom guy and there were like three times I stole the quad damage after they just got it by coming from behind or above the enemy with berserker and just going full RIP AND TEAR. It was so great, I felt like that one picture of doomguy where he's smiling but hes taken a bunch of damage and is bleeding.
Juan Morales
I want Visse to have a threesome with Nyx and BJ
Landon Cook
trap waifus
Carson Sanchez
First for this being the worst /arena/ post of all time
Kevin Evans
>Forgets Prisoner from UT >Forgets Asia Carerra the 90's arena porn waifu who were both UT and Q3A pro
>tl:dr she's the heretical fusion of Major Kusanagi, Marie Kanker and Rei Ayanami into 1 person
Jaxson Bell
X for best girl.
Caleb Cook
When?
Alexander Perez
You mean like the second or third from bottom left face here right? Congrats desu Quake can be hard but rewarding when you do well.
Landon Lewis
Absolutely HUH-ram
Anthony Green
second row up, first one on the left. I managed to have other games where i had more kills than deaths, but none as great as that one.
Joseph Myers
Nth for Slash's fat musky cock turning your favorite Quakefu into a brainless slut, its stench and load warping their mind into a mirror of her own psychosis and leaving them begging for more and more until they can't even speak.
Grayson Roberts
>tl:dr she's the heretical fusion of Major Kusanagi, Marie Kanker and Rei Ayanami into 1 person
We've argued for thread after thread about Nyx nad you somehow got it more or less right in one post.
Jacob Hughes
Quakefuus are pure you degenerate
Christian Howard
It's a shame she takes so little from her 'mother''
Angel Foster
Boring. The best UT girls are the ones that go clank.
Angel Williams
That would actually be a cool turn of events, Mynx gets retconned into being some kind of Melem spook handler, her daughter is their number 1 spook.
Adrian Turner
WHO TF UP REAL QUAKE HOURS IF (YOUS) A HITTIN DAT MEGAHEALTH SMASH DAT MOFUGGIN REPLY BUTTON
Connor Long
>Who is the real Mynx?
Jordan Davis
Not once the Roller Queen's got them choking on her rod and their eyes are going sideways from the pain and pleasure. Ain't no one that stays pure after that, the spiders make sure of it.
Hudson Carter
>pop berserker >jump down and smash the fuck out of the quad carrier >doom 4 jingle starts up >"quad damage" >mfw best feel
Josiah Jones
...
Colton Rivera
>liking womanlets
Elijah Moore
She's literally a druggie user. Shes so far from pure you couldn't refine her and get gasoline. Get over it.
Luis Ramirez
Here's a hot meme for you fresh from the vault of when there were still Quake Live generals on Veeky Forums.
Her mother was 90's lara croft mixed with simon bigley and Jolie at her peak user
you can even say that she looks like Angelina valentine nowadays due to her second life as a pornstar
Dominic Davis
Is Tremulous dead yet I swore to be there on the final day
David Lopez
>tl:dr she's the heretical fusion of Major Kusanagi, Marie Kanker and Rei Ayanami into 1 person Except she's literally a direct nod to just Mokoto, and that's it. Hair, Attitude, Stealth mechanic. Widow skin, Voiceover, even specific voiceline that is a nod to GiTS. She's literally just a quake version of the Major and that's about it.
how long until someone pays a good SFM artist to do the job
Jeremiah Richardson
>"accept rematch?" >click yes >go to a lobby with 5 other players >"waiting for players" indefinitely >no button to leave lobby except for "quit game"
Daniel Campbell
not yet gloom mod is superior though
Samuel Powell
I really just want lewds and cute pics of quakefuus
but then again I jerked it today so my opinion will probably change later in the week
Brody Scott
>just tried out Anarki going sanic fast is pretty fun. I would feel bad going punchjunkie though.
Dominic Clark
>mixed with simon bigley bisley, you fool
>But she has such cute lines... And a cute face, and a nice body, and a lack of morals or self-restraint. Simply the best.
Aaron Bennett
>she will be voiceless genderbend Doom slayer.
David Sullivan
>not knowing that crash will be Doom 3 RoE Doctor Liz mcneil, and she will be voiced by Femshep/Samus aran aka Jeniffer Hale
Angel Hall
She is marine trainer of Doomguy, not pansy scientist.
Asher Scott
Who is left and how can I connect to AA or whatever remains moreover, what is your name?
I am ArmoredPenguin0 - from the before-time I come to tell the world that One. is not dead
Owen Rivera
it's splintered into a bunch of different discords i think tremfusion is the most popular version right now
Lincoln Perez
No, she'll be Samantha, the lady scientist from the Doomkino.
Chase Garcia
I don't understand how it could have splintered. Did the list go down? Do you have a list of the discords? How is "tremfusion" a version of the game? TELL ME YOUR NAME
Carter Mitchell
These are all awful ideas and I hate you all.
I just want my quiet, warm and welcoming Quakefu back with those fuckin LEGS.
Jeremiah Torres
from my understanding there's 1.1, 1.2, and "1.3" which isn't actually its own version and tremfusion is used to play 1.1
Aiden Morris
>tfw slash will never rut you >tfw you'll never listen to the sounds of her grunting and the squeaking latex of her suit as she devastates your ass >tfw she'll never wake you up by pinching your nose and pissing into your open mouth >tfw you'll never fall asleep with your face buried in her slicked-back pubes and her soft cock in your mouth like a pacifier
Matthew Brown
I swear to god if you're just the one Slash-cock poster I hope you have a lifetime of stubbing your toe on shit.
Adam Collins
>current years >arena games ishygddt
Jason Ward
Yeah, 1.1. That's the only version that anyone ever plays. Had ever played. What the hell is 1.3? Cele's spinoff, Unvanquished? WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME, ZIGINOX?
Jack Morales
>Crash >quiet >only bot set up to reply every single time the player says something If anything she's a chatterbox and a half. Probably never shuts up about how long the days were at the UAC and how much Mars sucked and why doesn't Doom ever call? She's got so much to tell him but if he's off doing that world-saving thing again that's okay, she'll wait until next time but man it's hot in here, do you mind if she takes off her shirt?
Aiden Thompson
What should we be playing?
Grayson Price
You know what you're right. I changed my mind. Let's make Crash an unbearable Doomguy fangirl who just desperately wants his attention.
Thomas Wilson
I'm sorry. It's a thinking man's fetish.
Carter Robinson
When?
Anthony Mitchell
She can take everything off. But the helmet can never be removed.
Kayden Fisher
>that fucking Crash Course comic Never before have I gained and immediately lost an erection so fast.
Dominic Davis
Uh, source?
Xavier Howard
I'm somewhat sickeningly intrigued to know what you're talking about though I'm sure I'll regret it.
Anthony Cox
I don't have the imgur link offhand but I'm sure someone does. Short version: Crash and Doomguy are doing physical training. Then she takes her helmet off. Then he takes HIS helmet off. Then he rapes her.
Jordan Allen
So why did you lose your erection?
Luis Hall
Who else leaves if teams are unbalanced?
Hudson Jackson
Because she took the helmet off and underneath is the most generic swept-hair, scarred-face stereotypical-fem-Doomguy that you can think of.
*also unzips dick* You ready for me to rip and tear? ;^)
Hunter Diaz
>rip and tear >implying it won't be like throwing a shambler through a slipgate
Carter Gonzalez
Clothing/face/body/legs damage when? I want to see how Slash bleeds to death once I run a gauntlet across her neck.
Brayden Perez
I had a hunch it was you who continuously spread smegma all over these threads.
Ian Moore
hi qt trap here looking for some big strong guys to queue tdm (or sac) with sometimes, i can play galena and healslut if you want but i mainly play doomguy. my k/dr is 2.3 and i've been playing since early beta so i'm decent but nobody in this game adds anyone so i dont have anyone to play with!
>you will never staple and sew Slash's cunt shut then forcefully open it with a railgun shot Why even play this game
Ryan Cook
not one person stop posting your gay tumblr shit
Jose Watson
>tits censored ?!
Brayden Campbell
Christian image board, christian game. That's how I found it.
Ian Robinson
i'd rather have slash's smegma all over my tongue
Christopher Lewis
of course, why would I not believe you.
Dominic Young
>smegma No.
Brandon Walker
why not
Nathan Jackson
Quake 2 has more viewers on twitch than your dead hero shooter game, lmao.
Jackson Morris
quake 2 is actually fun though unlike QC
William Davis
>unlike QC sounds like you just need to get good
Christian Davis
Post your ingame name and you can teach me how to get good in game :)
David Price
Nyx is pure virgin bait
Luke Lewis
> slash can just w+m1 with added speed by using active
Connor Torres
dont impersonate me
Asher Phillips
>dont impersonate me
Joseph Wilson
I fucked up that wasn't supposed to be greentext.
Josiah Wilson
BALLET
Jackson Ramirez
Better be legit
Bentley Sullivan
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Eli Hughes
the madness is overtaking his brain
Ryder Morris
She's the definition of Lesbo bait.
Colton Ramirez
gotta find a slipgate out of this place
Elijah Gonzalez
Slipgate's closed. Gotta find another way home
William Bell
TWENTY YEARS
Jackson White
>use Nyx's ability >BJ continues to track me perfectly
yeah ok
Liam Johnson
I feel like Doomguy's punches don't register half the time. The berserk movement speed is so fast that I slip down slopes and irregular surfaces like ice with no air control, especially the leap that overshoots past your target constantly. The additional fisheye that makes your 130 FOV way too wide. Nothing about his ability works according to how it was meant to be used, so everyone just uses it to run away. Is anyone on the same boat or what? It's broken in a technical sense.
Jaxon White
>its a "professional player pubstomps and wonders why arena shooters are dead" episode