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Best dual sport reporting in
You gotta get those stupid purple and green graphics off there, they look like shit.
I did
I want to find a set of '14+ graphics to put on my set of white plastics but they don't sell them in kits, only already applied to the fenders.
Why don't you have a bike gf?
Because I'm gay.
She dumped me ;_;
Spaceman #5442
add me I'll throw you in
Can I fit a gf on my shelf?
But I do user
You can fit a dragon dildo.
>talking to a QT tinderslut
>she mentions she used to ride
>ask her wat bike
>2006 Buell Blast
How do I resist the urge to make fun of her?
Why don't you have a trap that wants to ride on your bike
I had one, but we went our separate ways a long time ago.
What's funny is that she rode a Ducati 996 that her dad gave her while I rode a Ninja 250. Got a lot of funny looks from a lot of other riders we met on the road...
Why don't you stop sperging and be normal?
OMG WE'RE MOOT'S FAVORITE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>asking dbt to stop sperging
That's a tall order desu
What bikes does Moot like?
Tell him to hook us up with our own board
Grom
I didn't know we had some many manlets around here
I said gay, not """straight."""
>mfw 5'5"
It is what it is.
Could be worse. A lot of bikes aren't terribly comfy when you're 6'4". Rules out a lot of the supersports for me, gf (5'1") practically doing the superman to reach the handles but for me it feels like I'm trying to touch my elbows together behind my back for a tuck.
rather be short and fit than big and fat.
holy santa claus batman, get ready to call the ambulance. heart attack suspect at 12 o'clock
First for Ducati too hot to handle
Eh, nani? Is this old? I haven't heard anything from moot since he left
You may not like it, but this is what the ideal riding body looks like.
can't wait for that to also catch on fire.
Remember folks, the premium pricing on the euro bikes means they are better.
> most expensive and likely to seize dual sport reporting in
That's pretty aesthetic 2bh
Best at breaking apart, catching fire, and spontaneously combusting.
I mean at least look up actual problems with the bike before shitposting about it.
That picture is in chronological order. It's literally the same bike
>going 57mph down hilly country roads
>set speed limit is 50mph
>taking it easy because of "watch for rocks" signs
>car tailgates me for around 6 miles
>eventually passes me when dotted yellow line appears
>obviously going 70+mph now
>quickly disappears out of sight around the bend
>eventually make it into town
>hit first four way intersection
>red light
>car that passed me 15 minutes ago is sitting at it
>pull up next to him
>stare at him and give him a slight shit eating grin
>he definitely sees me out of the corner of his eye
>hands are white-knuckled onto his steering wheel
>give a little wave
>he still refused to look at me
>light hits green
>he burns rubber and is gone
>go on my merry way
I love it when people pass me and we end up at the same red light together in the end.
If nobody was around I would have just run the light on him. Cagers always stop for lights.
Scum
Personally I value my life.
That's what you get for going into corners too hot.
Maybe his aim wasn't to get from A to B as quickly as possible, but to have fun on the aforementioned hilly country roads? I'll often pass cagers before twisty sections, go sanic and then dawdle on the straightaways or sit at traffic lights later where they catch up. This is not a problem, as long as I could get my fix of gofast in the twisties.
I was hoping you were going to say he got pulled over but instead it was some dumb shit about waving to the guy?
nice xj
I kicked a car yesterday after they pulled up beside me in my lane. I guess that's what I get for being slightly left of the center of the lane.
>Have stressful day at work
>Trying to get home at fast as possible so I can relax
>Some guy on his motorcycle isn't curving thru the twisties like all the others I always see but is actually following the speed limit, just my fucking luck.
>go several miles and this dumbass isn't pulling over or speeding up
>fuck it I'm going to just do what every motorcyclist does to me and cut him off
>Oh my fuel is low good thing the town is nearby better get some gas
>alright time to get back onto the road
>oh fuck it's the motorcyclist he's probably going to say some shit about endangering his life
>he's smiling at me
>and now he's waving
>I'm not going to let this faggot get infront of me I already know he's going to purposely be slow to piss me off I'm gonna slam on the gas.
Real dual sport reporting in.
do you have mostly clay river beds? ours are all limestone and you would get shrekt trying to pull something like this
when you say hill country do you mean texas hill country?
Thx bruh
You just gotta git gud
And yes, I am slow.
>If nobody else was around
i just got a gf for the first time in 6 years
maybe i can get her into motorcycles
How big is her(his) penis?
kek
Based Bugs.
she actually was just telling me of a story where a stalker was accusing her of being a trap
Bost bigtures :DDD
>to get cummed on
no thanks
>he doesn't want cummies on his gf (male)
Look at this fuckin faggot.
What if he was just having fun? I like to take off from lights sometimes, even if I know it won't make my trip any faster.
>tfw too sick to ride
My tonsils hurt
Pussy.
>2018
>having tonsils
>2018
>having toenails
My wife keeps telling me I'm being a sook and have man flu.
J-just tell her to back off... W-who n-needs a loving wife anyways? A-am I r-right?
>American Flat Track season opener at Daytona Bike Week
>Literally called the "Harley-Davidson TT"
>Indian 1st place
>Harley-Davidson 11th
It's gonna be a good season.
thanks
>flat track
>isn't flat
hmmm
no front strips
Saved for future use.
So /dbt/.
>parallel twin
>v-twin
>inline four
>single cylinder
Which is king?
>front strips
B O X E R
O
X
E
R
Why even ask when the answer is obvious?
for bikes 750cc, vtwin
What about bikes with exactly 750cc?
Triple
not meant to be exact numbers, just around that area.
Extrapolating this, the best engine configuration for 1500cc+ will be a single
Parallel Twin is the king.
I'll let you all know if my V4 burns down first :^)
oh sweetie
Yeah... America...
stop posting your sister, retard
h-hello?
i'm actually surprised they make suits this large
You mean sister(male)
Jesus I was having an existential crisis not being able to shit post for 2 hours
I want to smell her socked feet.
Pasta shit is half baked from the factory
Crappy tuning, crappy electronics, weird mechanical issues like valve guides made of butter, poor fit and finish everywhere. It's the same experience you would have got buying honda in the 1980s.
Fucking moot was the asshole making fun of me for wanting to buy a BMW R65.
Fuck you moot you dick.
It's called Al dente, you swine
show bobbs
I hated my dad's R65...not enough room for toes because engine is in the way.
Heavy
Slow response
spongy suspension
weak brakes
ridiculous vibration
Maybe if you stripped it to the bone and upgraded everything it would be rideable.
t. jelly nogf virgen
lmao but what male has that kind of body
post vagene
>lmao but what male has that kind of body
i do
>lmao but what male has that kind of body
You have no idea what a little starvation and inactivity can do to a man. Hell, most guys actually have hips that are a little wide instead of the greek statue look, and without good core muscles, or with low muscle (=low T) and rising BF (=even lower testosterone and more estrogen), shit gets girly looking from the waist down pretty fast especially with posing and photography tricks traps use to look for feminine.
dude
bro.
what the hell man that's gay af
what kind of bike would a trap ride?
Transvestites have been a thing for all history
