/owg/ - Overwatch General

Is it Bloo hours yet?

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D.Va!

That may be true since they're only 60 bucks tops, but the buy in for a really nice computer that can run things on High atleast (assuming we have even higher quality settings like Ultra) is pretty damn big.

I deliver pizzas part time and have studies, so 1000$ is my life.

LOL DED GAEM

Always

what the fuck are you gonna snipe from that spot? the waves? the hull of a boat?

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whata fuck

Reminder that Doomfist should only use the Doomfist instead of messing around with his peashooters-- I mean knuckle guns.

Well if you can apply for some kind of grant for school you can misuse it on a computer, which is how I first bought mine.

>tournament at 10k viewers

Who hype for the OWL to be bigger than the NFL?

>Mr. Steal-yo-ult-and-Make-it-Better

With a winrate like that? You'll make it far kid

Overwatch NEEDS fall damage.

So's your face.

and longer respawn times

You get an asspad like everyone else and you're going to like it.

Why does Overwatch NEED fall damage

>Playing doomfist
>Find teleporter
>Can't kill it

I like reading the stories in which Tracer is raped by Widowmaker, but the better ones are those where she doesn't grow to enjoy it and reciprocate Widow's dyke obsessions, but instead remains disgusted, confused, afraid, and crying the whole time.

No. What OW needs is actually a fuckin delay between two jumps and two crouches.
Something like 0.5sec would already make a difference

No, what you need is more babysitting.

why are you so disgusting

Why does Overwatch NEED a fuckin delay between two jumps and two crouches

>pool of viable heroes are so small, casters get excited like little children when they see a rare hero
Isn't this somewhat alarming for Blizzard?
How can you expect this shit to be watchable when every single match is the same?

Not to mention the burn out.
I'm burnt out from Overwatch by merely watching these pro matches alone, how can they expect to keep pro players from playing this game for long times with such horrendous balance?

>Tracer
>disgusted, confused, afraid and sad at some lesbian sex

They already nerfed it. Get good.
youtube.com/watch?v=NUfy-B8tlVQ

What are the best 2 heroes to duo queue carry with? Talking Plat-Diamond games.

Not even homos and trannies enjoy being raped

hnnnng i want mercy to step on me gghhh

Why does Doomfist punch with his left hand instead of his right?

I placed in bronze last season. i want to prove my friends wrong and make it to diamond

>Not even homos and trannies enjoy being raped
Why do you lie?

>cute dykes
>in the same ballpark as mentally deranged homosexuals and trannies

Witch Mercy will come back, and nobody will care about Footfag Mercy anymore

I miss that crouching animation. It was so hilarious to teabag someone at mach 1

Depending on map and how bad your team is tracer/zen, pharmercy, s76/tank

After messing around with Roadhog on the PTR, I can at least appreciate what Blizzard is trying to do with him. But if they want him to be an actual tank, at the moment he's still screwed by the fact the damage reduction only lasts the 2 seconds he's huffing paint, during which time all he can do is run around plus the fact he's tanking with his health and not a barrier or other means to stop damage. Trying to kill anyone is also still a crapshoot thanks to the enormous spread on his gun. If all they did was

-make the damage reduction last for 2 seconds after he finshing Take A Breather
-tighten his M1's spread by 15%

he'd be able to tank a lot better and still do some good damage.

>say whites are the most intelligent race
>guy reports me and throws
>get muted for 5 days
>blizzdrones and commie retards will defend this

BLOO

I definitely see you making it to diamond, I went from mid-plat to Masters relatively easy with a winrate of around 65%

>Be racist sack of shit
>Get punished
>Cry
At least take it like the member of an intelligent race that you claim to be

Tracer is trans, or at least considers herself to be a male.

You should have left your autism in the last thread. There's no way around it just do the time. This is why you should mute everything anyway

will there be an overwatch golden age once the casual shitters leave when destiny/call of duty/battlefont come out?

I'm worried that my MMR is going to skyrocket and my team will be nothing but potatoes. I usually play winston or mei

>play quick play
>my team consists of a level 6, level 9 and level 22
>enemy team has a level 15 queued with 2 silver boarders with the rest of the team being close to silver
really makes you think
we got raped

overwatch is way more casual than those games

because restricting mobility is definitely how you make a enjoyable game that is fun to play

If that's real then how is no futa tracer/pharah lewds real

But she never left me, since i did buy her skin since day one

Really nice meme

You'll always get placed with people of your same skill rating

I really need to save up those 1000 credits to get her this year. Or get lucky and get it in a box, but better safe than sorry and get those credits anyway.

No, dumbass. This game is all locked up, and proprietary. Once the game dies the servers shut down, and no one can play ever again.

Personally I don't care for either (or any Mercy skin, since I don't play her). Even so, every single fucking free lootbox gave me the event Mercy skin of the day.

blizzard are actual cucks and want to keep their black bulls happy at the expense of being race traitors

>be retard
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>The "most intelligent race" doesn't have chat muted and argues with 16 year olds on the internet

Good to see the system working as intended

Is there a certain algorithm to the skins you get? Because besides having every bastion skin I have like 5 other epic/lego skins for the rest of the cast,

Just because Tracer is delusional and thinks she is a man, doesn't mean you have to indulge that thinking.

>implying I was arguing and not just saying it because half the fun in this game is enjoying the novelty of how retarded everyone is

>act retarded
>get banned for it
>Hurr durr no u
Let me guess.....your team ooga you booga?

And he says whites are the most intelligent.

>tracer walks up to a graviton and presses Q
>"OH MY GOD, MAN"
>"WHAT IS THAT"
>"WHAT ARE YOU"
>"OOH"

I want Tracer to teach me advanced cunnlingus techniques!

Your support has arrived!

Thank you mommy

At least you admit you were retarded.

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You're welcome!

I've said some of the most vile shit in my life in this game and have never gotten chat banned. I can't even imagine how retarded you had to have been to get this.

>sfm

can this support arrive on my actual dick

What else from that clusterfuck are they supposed to get excited about? They couldn't cum over a shitty EU Genji ult. At least Hog ganks and Bastiok cripwalking on teams was fun to watch(not to play against)

You like this better?

Nononono, stop sticking to my ass all match and help the rest of the team.

Where the doomfist edit of this at?

okay that's good. I climbed up a lot in season 2 as zarya, but got tilted hard and thought the reason i kept losing was partly because of mmr

although I do just play for fun to keep myself from being tilted now

What will be the next character to be added? What class?
We had Support / Offensive / Tank / Offensive

So, what are the chances for a Defensive or a Support next? What style would you want?

Spider Tank could be cool.

Does on fire give any buffs? Or is it just an indicator for your team that you're not the shitter in the squad if you guys lose

an AOE support but with an aoe damage boost or a damage reduction

>filename
L O N D O N

Probably going to be another junkertown shit in the meme class that no one will use or dps. We desperately need a fun to play healer

>this is what animeposters actually believe when they see a mercy healing them for a couple seconds

>playing Anubis in comp
>get rolled round 1
>enemy team has over 6 minutes left
>on our attack, first push fails
>take point A second push
>take point B first push, but they stalled so we have just over 4 minutes
>take both points with 1:01 left
>hold point B on our second defense
>take the 1/3 on round 5 and win

I want a Canadian guy who control a Mech Bear pet. His ult make him go in the mech and act as a Werebear for while.

>What will be the next character to be added?
Hammond, Athena, or some random thing like Orisa was

>What class? We had Support / Offensive / Tank / Offensive
Support or Orrense

>So, what are the chances for a Defensive or a Support next? What style would you want?
Support very high, Defense nil. I'd like a healer who creates and drops medpacks, or a healer who drains the life from enemies and gives it to allies and uses their own health if they have no enemies nearby.

>Spider Tank could be cool.
The Quad Tank Omnic, the proto-Symmetra turret repurposed as a wall-crawling Omnic, and the red railgun guy would be nice.

Spider lady could be like crawling spiders on the wall that sneak on people and attach themselves, giving vision to the enemy team and Spider can activate it stun them for minor damage.

The enemy team could kill the spiderlings by shooting them, kinda like a Spy check.