/pubg/ - PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUND GENERAL

>go to high density areas, chad drop is not a meme
>get shot and dance around trying to locate the guy, breath while doing it
>edge circle, clear places and aways maintain a safe angle
>aim for center of mass
>AK is for burst, SCAR for spray

>How do I kill lots a people and raise my k/d?
go racewar tier

>How do I not have a panic attack when someone starts shooting me and I don't know where from?
Accept defeat or luck out and get cover, then go racewar on him.

>How do I prevent myself from being in a bad position in the top 20s and top 10s so I don't get picked off by being in plain sight?
Accept defeat. Such is the life of a 6 sided die. Also consider racewar

>Should I be aiming for the head most of the time, unless a headshot will be very unlikely to hit for some reason and bodyshots would be better?
Always go for the head at fist, if you know yourself then aim lover. If you have cuck tier 5.56 you might aswell go for a torso spray since damage is shit anyway. Consider racewar.

>How do I spray and pray with the AKM?
Kiss ground and get in there. After a 1000 or so bullets sprayed you will get the hang of it.

never. ever. drop prone when getting shot.
keep the blue wall to your back, unless you have no car and need to run. in which case stop what your doing and get a car.
think before you shoot. you might kill the guy your aiming at, but who will kill you when they hear gun fire?
if you ever take fire while in cover, run around the rock or dildo your hiding behind until either fire stops, or bullets hit the wall beside you, both will tell you where fire is coming from.
if your in an open field dont fight, just run. 7/10 times you wont survive, but you might make it to cover, or the sniper will get sniped for being loud. to raise k/d just drop school focus on kills not survival.

>never. ever. drop prone when getting shot.

bad advice

>play solo
>get to top 10 or 20
>die
>get annoyed and put the game down
>get on a few hours later and play again
EVERY
SINGLE
DAY

proning is useful when you have the high ground

>racewar
lol wut? no need for racism buddy

pcgamer.com/soon-you-will-be-able-to-design-your-character-to-a-tee-says-pubg-executive-producer/

I'm sorry, it's just that I hate muslims and other subhumans. It's a trait of mine. But good thing it is 2017 and tolerance is the thing so I guess joke's on you.

>keep getting paired w/ people who don't have mics in duo/squad who just do there own thing
why the fuck aren't these cunts just playing solo ffs

>playing
>with
>randoms

wow way to just generalize entire groups of marginalized people. as a black, muslim, tanswoman it breaks my heart knowing this is the sort of person i am playing against

how do i become tanswoman
do i need to tan much?

i only have one friend who can run this game and he isn't a fan of it :(

Don't you just love the word 'tolerance'? I doesn't imply acceptance.

>Tolerance : The capacity to endure continued subjection to something

I have a mic, it's just I'm Belgian and learned English on my own, my accent is so terrible nobody ever understand anything beside the most simple words.

C H A D

D R O P

>playing
>with a teammate

going solo into duos is where it is

kek. Enough pol shit for now. Honestly afk for 5 years now, have a good one. All of you.

>How do I kill lots a people and raise my k/d?
i read that as raise my kid

i'm truly a virgin

>be brazilian
>have the most broken english known to man
>go solo squads
>actually have conversations and people talk about how they like my accent

just learn how to laugh at your own disgraces my dude

You guys know you are the least respected general on Veeky Forums right

Fucking lol.

>user you see this is me killing people and left hand I raise my kid

but now 100% seriously I'm off. My sides though on the mental image. Why did I ever quit lurking this place.

i highly doubt that considering the amount of trash that is on this board

i meant in the context of being in an open field. in certain scenarios its useful. for instance if you are taking fire and the only cover is a small mound or drainage ditch. yet if you're in the open or in a lightly wooded area and start taking fire, and go prone to hide it won't work. also if you don't know where the fire is coming from yet, going prone hampers you mobility and makes you a sitting duck. locate the fire, then locate cover.

>There are 5N@F's, Persona and Life is Strange generals

Yeah, nah, you're a trollin' cunt.

why would i care about it? meet me at the battlefields see what happen u fucking weeb messenger fuck

>what is /wowg/

do we not have a steam group?

You'd think they would see this coming considering they already blew up my car

What the fuck do I care what internet nobodies think about me, I'm anonymous

>just won chicken dinner with a 3p squad
>took a dump mid game
>did nothing but throw grenades blindly
>shot one guy who tried to invade my house and killed him with full auto vector spray
>hit points: 3
>none of my teammates ever got downed but i did and they helped me up right as I was going to die

feels irrelevant man

Ok yeah there is def mmr in fpp

undertale general is better than this shit

Could we please? I would love to playing someone

def not you mean?

>heart racing a million miles an hour
>able to get a clear easy close kill
>panic and hold the mouse button instead of tapping it
>miss all shots
>get btfo
JUST

Pretty sure Undertale generals are still a thing.

once I get a win in this game I'll uninstall it and never play again

>>heart racing a million miles an hour

I was wondering how many people this game has killed so far

some basic statistical analysis says that likely more than 2 and less than 5

so should i make a new /pubg/ group? there already is a group called /pubg/ but it only has 5 members.

is there a better lean bind than q and e? it's awkward to move and lean in the same direction

toggle bind

Mouse buttons.

Comment was too long to post here so I pastebinned it.

pastebin.com/CT5vBLMQ

that's mine
i doubt yours will get any more desu
you can get mod if you want

group where? there's already a discord with hundreds of people

post links nerds. i want to shoot people with random autist from the internet.

discord invites are linked to your account but maybe someone else will invite you

dont you get automatically matched with someone else?

Ring finger presses Q and A at the same time to strafe walk left, lift finger up so it is only pressing Q, you have stopped. Same with your index finger on E and D. If you are lean peeking you should never be pressing W or S anyway, always move in a single direction when peeking.

steamcommunity.com/groups/vgpubg

>chad drop
>virgin runaway

;_;

You used to be able to turn off auto matching for duos, you can for squads though, go hard.

>chad drop military base
>virgin runaway with a rifle
>chad ambush bridge

literally me

can you not create an invite link to post here or is it a secret club kinda thing?

>188173361

Seconded

Expected it to just say git gud. Not sure if I'm disappointed or not.

>normalfag squaddies never play solo
>stuck with subpar teammates for the rest of my life

>dropping squads but playing solo in hot zones
literally changing the overton window of what it means to be chad

:)

Also watch shroud play, pay attention to what he does and when he does it.

twitchtv/shroud

>tfw you got good during last season so now you can actually have the k/d of a decent person wihout being dragged down with how bad you were before
6.40 k/d boys

>tfw no fpp leaderboards

living is suffering

>tfw you can't play TPP since FPP came out and don't have any stats

Life is suffering.

>win match
>its not shown in statistics
thanks gam

>tfw randoms turn their nose up at you because you had no stats from last season

>tfw no "activity" for 2 months
>tfw at the fucking PEAK of performance

FPP leaderboards gonna be so fucking stressfull holy shit i cant wait

bar window removal fucking when?

>Be among the last 8 people, higher than I've ever gotten before
>Have very decent equip
>Pumped for the last adrenaline-fuled moments of the round
>Can't wait to see how long I'll be able to survive
>Dare to flirt with the thought of maybe winning this thing
>Circle gets smaller, I'm camping in some house to wait if maybe someone comes running toward the center that I can pick off
>Circle gets even smaller, I'm in the damage zone
>Decide to slowly move toward the save zone as my health is at 80% now and I don't want it to drop further for the end fight(s)
>Slowly move to door of the house
>Insta-Death
>"You died outside the zone" message (or something)
>No one killed me
>No shot was to hear
>No message in the bottom left corner
>Just insta death from a bug

Oh well. Such is life in the world of early access.
Honestly I'm surprised I didn't rage harder.

I've had the same thing happen to me user. The last few circles will kill you super quick. Each circle does increasing damage (not sure what the rate is but it's below recursive doubling).

Speak loud and pause between words, they will laugh, but they will understand.

Depends on your secondary gun.

>when you spectate that one teammate that never seems to do anything

>learned English on my own
they don't teach english in belgium?

the fuck nigga

Dude half the time I can't even understand Brits or Aussies.

Anyone have the weapon damage charts?

DED thread

>OP

>TFW you can taste your first chicken dinner
>TFW the game decides the molotov needs to explode on you instead of throw
>TFW you fucked up again by losing your nerve in the final 5
>TFW you'll never get that fucking win

>censoring your name
ultra virgin

>tell teammate im going to flank
>when I get there they are gone
>"Where are they?"
>"I lost them"

>cover me im healing
>is looking the wrong direction to cover me
>mfw

It's true... This general used to be so much better before FPP was implemented and all the brainlets came flocking in...

They do, it's just that my school in particular was pisspoor.

Sometimes it takes a bit to update for whatever reason

I take Rule 4 seriously.

im not sure what i expected

>drop school entire day
>decide to drop pochinki because plane is shit
>??????????

its like fucking steroids