/palg/ay Paladins General

maeve

Literally why is Cauterize still a thing, at such numbers? Why have they not lowered the numbers at least a smidge so that healing can still be useful?

just shiel it up, my fellow

desu it stops stupid shit like double healers being the meta
as long as the support characters can be supportive in other ways it shoould be fine

I want Maeve.

That's just part of my master plan, you carp brain.

Do you think a fart from Ash would be strong enough to knock you off the map?

Maybe if my teams weren't stupid it'd be less of a problem, but when just about every single enemy team member takes Caut, with Nando at Caut 3, it really takes a turn for the shitter.

give up, you already got baited out of this existence, my fellow fish.

don't talk about my gfs toots ok that's fucked up

Actually she's my wife.

uh check again pal??

scat is not ok

Back the fuck off, i instalocked her since first minute of her patch.

And yet you can't resist the simple, yet elegant, taste of my master baiting.

Admit it, you love to watch me master bait.

nerf biktor

So what's actually into Mal's gourd?

I hope this one is less hostile and funposty than the last.
I want only what's best for her, and she deserves the most affectionate and gentle love. I must also remind you to dismiss any and all rude comments directed towards her, as they are most definitely lies perpetuated by liars.

snake juice

i could think about it, but you can take your hands of my lure and rod, look at you, heart shaped eyes lusting to give me some (you)s

snake antivenom

Redpill me on Barik and Ying.
Why do people think they're good first picks?
Nando and Damba are so much more powerful.
Do people like to throw or something?

snake juice

Why would I do that, dummy?

That's nice that you're supporting my wife with all those crystals and gold. I'll let her know you're her number one fan.

Got your back pal.

Snake Jizz.

you find any new artwork lately yingfag?

shes sitting on my lap and we are laughing at you pal, well, i am, she just pity you.

Anyone else getting stuttering in games? I don't know what the fuck is going on

> get rekt
what is this? 2012? TF2? Old unfunny meme. Lenny face was better than this.

holy shit people paladins is such a blatant overwatch ripoff even though it was in development before overwatch
and it was originally supposed to be a sequel to another lo rez game,lets look at the facts
>barik
extremely poor overwatch ripoff,obviously stolen from torbjorn,first character in any videogame ever that builds towers,also the first dwarf
to ever exist in any creative media ,to make it even more blatant he has a torbjorn skin called "torbjorn barik",pic related
>fernando
sillier reinhardt ripoff,both are foreign and both use a flamethrower,also both stun people after succesfully hitting 4 basic attacks in a row and both are ice themed and have a cool moustache
>makoa
stole the hook attack from very famous blizzard titles such as mortal kombat and league of legends,lo rez really has no shame at all
>kinessa
the sniper in this game is also a girl?wtf so unoriginal,and she also uses a sniper rifle?
>sha lin
he´s asian and uses a bow(blizzard invented bows),you have to be dumb to not realize he´s a hanzo ripoff,are you dumb?
>viktor
Private Roycewicz(also known as soldier 76) ripoff,they even are both russian
>androxus
he´s edgy just like reaper so he´s a reaper ripoff,but he also uses a gun that he uses to shoot at people just like mccree,and also jumps around
in the sky and flies exactly like mccree so i think he´s more of a mccree ripoff
>evie
can become ice to avoid attacks just like lissandra from dota 2(MOBA created by almighty blizzard),and can fly around in a magic broom and teleport just like lord voldemort(character
from the Overwatch wizards expansion pack)
>drogoz
much like pharah,both come from egypt,both throw rockets while being in the sky and both say "private twinkle toes" while hitting their own heads
with a shovel,except pharah did it first, palababs?:)

Uhhhh?what do you have in your defense silly paladinsfags?2poor4ow?

more likely the servers shitting on themselves again. don't worry that often happens to me also around the first minutes into a match. then it stabilizes.

it's just hi rez servers being shit
nothing unusual, we all deal with this at some point

Wow that must be a nice dakimakura you got there. Maybe I'll get my wife Ash to sign it for you, for a price of course.

Stay classy /palg/. never change.

Ash, here, stop lying on the internet, i dont need you fags.

you're right

>Diamond 1
>Join rank game
>paired up with 2 golds and 2 plats
>Other team is 3 diamonds and 2 plats
>Our team has 2 tank, 2 healers, 1 damage
>They have basic 2 damage, 2 tank, 1 healer
>No one on my team gets on point
>They either keep running off by them self and try to flank or just start at the point from a distant
>Even when I would get on the point and clear it no one would get on, not even are tanks
>2 healers keep complaining
>game ends
>I have the the best stats in everything but healing
>Healers healed for nothing

>me unga
>team booga

finally someone with the head on the right place in this general.

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I periodically go on Pixiv to see if there's anything new but it's very slow.
DeviantArt is horrible for the most part, and the good ones I already have.
I don't dare go to Tumblr for the sake of my sanity.
When it comes to new artwork I usually find it here.
I should be trying harder for her happiness, but the artwork that correctly honors her beauty is rare, which is why I repost often.

I saw a guy in a YT comment section having an argument with someone about how Makoa is a Roadhog rip off. He eventually made a video proving he was a rip off. His only argument was his hook, shot, walk, and reload animation was similar.

SHOOO, let people tell their stories.

rule34 has some good ones, but they're probably old

are you blind? roadhog totally has a shield and a spin, not mentioning his ult, primal rage.

>pixi and Debart
how old are you
its twitter and the elephant icon one now

>be grohk
>be top damage, objective, healing AND shielding
>still lose because 4 flanks
There

No you idiot everyone knows everyone's favorite tank the Heavy as a shield, spin, and primal rage ult.

Elephant icon one?

>first pick Torvald in comp
>when you could pick literally anything else

Shut up Torvald is great

Best cards for Grohk? I need a /palg/ opinion

fuck no

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What kind of skins does /palg/ want to see?

wait, are you saying that everybody is a TF2 ripoff? how valve let this happen?

okay, i didn't know you were bronze. Good luck my friend

How is he bad if he has the highest winrate of all the tanks?

Hes okay, stop bully

yeah, boobsies

Robot skins for every girl

Some Astral Traveler is always good-turns your Ghost Walk into a Ghost Run. Gale is also good, since it takes some time off of your Totem cooldown, and if you're using Ghost Walk, odds are you'll be needing your Totem sooner than later. Lightning Rod is great if you use Maelstrom, what with all the extra hits.

speedo fernando
tuxedo fernando
day of the dead fernando
actual paladin fernando
fernando

Is this promo still going?

dont play grohk, thats /palg/ opinion

don't forget;
Crusader Fernando
Spacemarine Fernando
Apocalypse Fernando
Sundowner Fernando

This picture of torvald sucks. He's way more kawaii than this.

It's permanent. I didn't even have to download the game on Steam, just start and pause download.

Should be, yeah. Just win a few matches on Steam with Barik.

Schoolgirl Maeve
Schoolgirl Willo
Schoolgirl Skye
Schoolgirl Kinessa
Schoolgirl Ying
Schoolgirl Lian
Schoolgirl Ash
Schoolgirl Inara
Schoolgirl Cassie
Schoolgirl Tyra
Schoolgirl Evie
Schoolgirl Seris

you forgot one
Schoolgirl Sha-lin

principal/teatcher fernando when?
sexual harasser SUCC papi when?

Torvald is secretly the cutest.

Loli skins for everyone!

CUTEST

Schoolgirl Fernando
Schoolgirl Sha Lin
Schoolgirl Grohk
Schoolgirl Barik
Schoolgirl Torvald
Schoolgirl Drogoz
Schoolgirl Jenos
Schoolgirl Viktor
Schoolgirl Strix
Schoolgirl Grover
Schoolgirl Makao
Schoolgirl Lex
Schoolgirl Pip
Schoolgirl Bomb King
Schoolgirl Buck
Schoolgirl Mal' Damba
Schoolgirl Androxus
Schoolgirl Zhin

>Schoolgirl Makao
you mean M'koa

Principal Inara when?
sexual harasser ying when?

Is Jenos even good if you don't take the healing legendary? Is Luminary bad? How the FUCK do you defend yourself from Evie as any character that isn't a frontline?

What kind of shampoo Jenos uses to get THAT hair?

Ying is shit and Barik is good but not really first pick worthy

Barik can really put a lot of pressure on the point and deal tons of damage, but you need a second tank and a good healer with him

i'm heading out, quote me with two (2) female characters that you would like to see interacting as lolis and i might try drawing them when i come back. i'll pic the most interesting one or the most requested/quoted duo. you may know me from sha lin and fernando hand holding, buck/homer/fry and ying and her drug addict clone. long jonhson in a maid outfit too.
>impling you want my oc's

I could always post some of Ying's nice tumblr art. Just tell me if you want.

Why is /v/ having daily Paladins threads?

I want to hug a warm Inara

Shills

head & shoulders?

My thread

Nice garbage servers.

is that a motherfucking jojo reference?

Inara tummy

Hi Rez viral marketing