>military grade X
Marketing wank thread
Thomas Morris
Jayden Diaz
>bumper to bumper warantee
Anthony Bennett
military grade OP
Ryan Parker
>rotary engine
Wyatt Lee
GROUNDED TO THE GROUND
Xavier Gray
>best in class
Camden Smith
>trail rated
>class leading
Parker Clark
>carbon fiber
Jacob Campbell
>industry leading
Christian Wright
>sticky tires
>tossable
Gavin Butler
>JD Power
Jason Lopez
>skyactiv
>x-drive
>4matic
Ethan Wood
>car
Noah Sanchez
>be innamilitary
>see adds boasting of “military grade material”
>kek and remember the six gorrilion things that broke underway simply due to shitty manufacturing
Anthony Hernandez
STAGE 3 _________
Gavin Flores
>Handles like a go kart
>soft touch materials
>comparing everything to a miata
>comparing every GTi to the MK1 GTi
Julian Ramirez
>alcantara
Luke Ross
>hybrid
>crossover
>city off-road car
Blake Richardson
Eco
Noah Baker
>heart
>soul
>passion
>experience
Jordan Diaz
>It DEFINES _______
>The TRUE MEANING of ______
>The ULTIMATE in ______
Hudson Lee
>initial quality award
Ayden Martin
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: [INSERT MANUFACTURER NAME HERE] ANNOUNCES ELECTRIFICATION STRATEGY WITH 20 HYBRID AND ELECTRIC MODELS BY 2025
Jaxon Morris
>7:__
Easton Evans
>American Tough
Isaiah Wilson
>something something Car and Driver
>catchy name for your engine slapped with a tarbo to make bench racer HP faggots happy
Carter Flores
>patent pending
>made in america
>best in class
>ultimate
Easton Sanders
>Revolutionary
John Young
>Brotherhood of Muscle
Jason Sullivan
DELET THIS
Leo Bennett
REDESIGNED FROM THE GROUND UP
THE ALL NEW 2092983298329523759725 HONDA CAMRY RRSRXRS-GT FUCK BOX.
REDEFINING THE MEANING OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE IN THE FOREFRONT OF TECHNOLOGY.
Landon Parker
/k/ here. Can confirm.
Milspec doesn't ever mean that it's good. It just means that it's just barely not shitty enough for the military to not accept it. Huge difference.
Alexander Reed
>leather
Joseph Foster
>Recaro bucket seats
Ryder Gutierrez
nurginburger ring
Cooper Morales
>military grade.
>the marines use it
Ian Allen
Military grade = made by the lowest bidder
Oliver Wright
>brembo brakes
Grayson Lopez
>anything remotely sporty
>modern weight
Austin Bennett
>Real People
>Not Actors
Nathaniel Howard
>performance x
Ryder Parker
>award winning
Nolan Cox
>environmentally freindly
Jordan Parker
> sport suspension
> just cheap, stiff suspension
Jaxson Phillips
>Made in America
Ryder Rogers
>fully capable offroader
>has ifs and irs
Josiah Robinson
those goddamn chebby commercials and their "real people" bs
Michael Hill
Made in America you mean "Assembled in America with global materials."
Jose Carter
>sports styling
Charles Ramirez
>4 door coupe
Ian Robinson
Anyone but a white male in the commercial
Justin Wright
>asymmetrical all wheel drive
Hunter Peterson
>powertrain capability
Isaiah Anderson
>active aero
Cameron Hall
> dynamic X
> Dynamic suspension
> Dynamic steering
> Dynamic seats
> Dynamic climate control
Mason Garcia
>X of the year
Jason Wright
>J.D. Power
Owen Collins
>commercial for a shitty crossover
>they refer to it as an SUV
>4door mid sized sedan with FWD turbo I4
>the refer to it as a GT
>truck with crewcab shortbed made of poor quality materials
>advertise it as a work truck
>truck with """best in class towing"""
>40 year old trucks have better towing and cargo capacity
>5 minute long commercial
>uses philosophical and psychological buzzwords to convince you that this vehicle is the best in the world
>in that 5 minutes they dont say a single word about the vehicle, only make you question your worth as a man for not owning it
>"discout offers for well qualified leasees"
>"lease the all new (insert over styled unexciting POS vehicle here) for only $600 a month and $1,000 down due at signing for 42069 months"
Hudson Moore
I miss old ads
Isaiah Lewis
>military grade aluminium
maximum kek
Colton Roberts
>IHS Top Safety Pick
>Rated Number One in its class
>Chevy
Jeremiah Gray
>Ferrari "inspired" engine
>Definitely not a rebadged Chrysler
Cameron Adams
>child in back seat
>chad dad with stuble and strong jawbone looks back in rear view
>smiles
Austin Anderson
>Love. It's what makes a subaru a subaru
I really wish Subaru would drop the hippy bullshit and pseudo-activism
Chase Gutierrez
>this car has won 40 jd power and associates awards for initial quality
Juan Myers
>PRACTICALLY ZERO EMISSIONS BRAH
Carson Gutierrez
John Deere?
Adrian Gomez
>opening of Eminence Front begins playing
Nathan Lee
Is this the new way of saying OP is a fag?
Sebastian Gray
>Douchebag magazine car of the year award
Tyler Thomas
You do realize by them appealing to eco-dykes in the 90's help keep the brand in the US?
Christian Gonzalez
Chrysler still make a 90 degree V6?