>blocks your path
Blocks your path
Jacob Davis
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Carter Murphy
I'd just ram into it. Swerving is actually more dangerous.
Andrew Thomas
>swerving
>what is braking.
Jacob Perez
>accelerates
Nathan Williams
>american cars
Levi Murphy
this confuses americans
Christian Diaz
oy mate can i see ya "insult americans license"
Jeremiah Williams
>implying a train can even be damaged by wildlife.
Benjamin Morgan
Maybe if I had a truck but I drive a tin bucket
If I hit a buck at speed I'm decommissioned
Michael Morris
>runs it down
what was that
Asher Nelson
>sleeps in your path
Chase Kelly
>does a scandinavian flick around you into a 360 and drives away.
Pfft, nothing personel, buck
Jack Roberts
based briccccboy
Luke Myers
>makes a path
Your move, cunt
Bentley Reyes
>filename
Jason Ramirez
insurance doesn't cover you for intentionally drivng your car into the ditch
idiot
Carter Ramirez
fpbp
at highway speeds, fast hard braking and swerving is not a good options
John Myers
Have you ever seen a deer? things are like phantoms
Xavier Sanchez
Just mash that gas...
Angel James
N-NANI?!!
Jaxon Walker
Rip
Owen Gomez
Saw one of these bug-brained idiots on a recent touge drive. It just wandered out into the road as I was approaching at about 40, but I had plenty of time to drop anchors because I saw the motion. I've found that revving like you're 16 and just discovered that a hacksaw can cut off mufflers is the best way to make them go away.
Christopher Jackson
tell skeeter to circle around and make another pass
Brandon Brown
these niggers are the reason my area of Sweden has such low speed limits and anal police enforcement. too many people getting killed and paralyzed by hitting them
Luis Lewis
>Driving home Tuesday night in comfy shitbox 96 Explorer
>See something running toward me from the right..large dog?...nope... FML its a dumb deer
>Slam on brake can not swerve deep ditches on side of road
>Deer runs out in front, make impact on front drivers side right at headlight, deer spins around lands in ditch...all over in seconds
>Continue on to well lit gas station preparing for the worst
>No damage just blood and fur over steel bumper
>God damn I love my shit box
Luke Lewis
>slows down
>leans out window with Remington 700
>etc.
Aaron Nguyen
the only thing that can damage a train is itself, usually if it explodes
Lincoln Ortiz
>only one
bullshit
Juan Morales
holy fuck, what year is that cougar and why do you have a radio?
Andrew Lewis
870 great shotgun
Christian Bennett
this is the most ghetto bubba shit i've ever seen on this board
holy christ
Jace James
I bet it has more to do with refugees jumping out onto the roads.
Hunter Anderson
I made this thread a year ago...
I'm glad you liked it!
Kevin Cruz
I bumped into a deer that was trotting across a neighborhood street. Probably gave it a bigass bruise on its hindquarters
Thomas Lewis
what an odd post to make
Michael Collins
He just trying to warm up his lil hoovies on the road and you gotta go driving too fast to avoid a crash :'(
Liam Howard
>details your shit
Asher King
>The bodies of five presumed victims were never found. It is possible that some of the missing people were vaporized by the explosions.
Hudson Nelson
I work with a guy who was on site when the fire was still raging, he said you could wear a t-shirt 500 feet from the inferno and just feel the heat waves blowing over you. It was absolutely insane.
Caleb Miller
What is the best way to minimize body damage if you are inevitably going to hit a deer?
Michael Sanders
This is so much better than a pipeline.
Dominic Green
Hit it as slowly as possible.
Parker Peterson
My dad works for CN and was so glad it wasn't them fucking things up for a change lol
Parker Howard
Floor it, if your car is low enough the deer will skip your roof and fly right over the rear of the car.
If you drive something higher, you're still best to floor it so it gets hit and goes down/under the truck. Otherwise it will go over the hood and through the windshield and into the cab and then you'll be driving at 100mph with a half-dead deer wiggling around bleeding all over and the kids are screaming and the wife is getting gored by the horns and you're wishing you'd never moved out of your parents' basement.
Andrew Collins
I actually hit a deer in my dad's Silverado at 100km/h and was surprised at how little damage there was. Seeing as how the Indians behind me immediately starting scavenging the carcass, I think it went under the frame.
Eli Allen
Yeah nah, I'd rather it go over the car than under. But you shouldn't be hitting stationary deer anyway.
They usually have momentum already and you put loads of energy into the in the same direction the car's going. They go absolutely flying skidding down the road like a motorcycle cuck.
Robert Peterson
>What is the best way to minimize body damage if you are inevitably going to hit a deer?
Let it total your engine instead of hitting it on the car corners which would damage your front fender too. If you let it total your engine, the side bodywork of your car should still be fine. All you need to do is replace everything under the hood ala carte as well as get new front fascia. In all cases, you'll need a new hood if it is made of aluminum.
Gavin Evans
>like a motorcycle cuck.
or cyclists, they have absolutely zero defence
>tfw you live in such a cucked country that deep down inside you know it's inherently wrong to just murder another person but if you ever hit a cyclist you'd literally be better off making sure they die instead of survive a cripple so they can't testify and put you in permanent financial ruin
Thank god I'm getting an ARB steel bumper with a pre-runner guard, that should take their heads clean off.
Grayson Butler
Came here to post a commo with a roo bar, nice
Cooper Smith
holy fucking shit ausfags are tacky
this is some bosozoku shit
Sebastian Ortiz
>rams dear
>deer goes through windshield
>op is kill
Caleb Moore
Jordan Clark
Pictured, woman comforting her doggo as the face the reality of freezing to deather after running out of gas.
Eli Fisher
God damn...
When I was in training for my current job, we went to a salvage yard to view some total losses. One of them was a moose impact on a Trax, the entire vehicle was just trashed. The interior was absolutely SOAKED (I mean soaked like someone threw buckets) with blood. Apparently the moose sliced its neck on the windshield and started freaking the fuck out while it was jammed inside the cabin, the passengers got covered in moose blood but were able to get out since it went between the two front seats.
There are so many reasons to drive a big truck, moose are a good one.
Robert Garcia
the fucking XXXX sign in the reflection oh my christ
Carson Gomez
A big moose will take put a semi tractor. A pickup won't stand a chance unless you get extremely lucky. It's better than a car I suppose tho unless you manage to pass through under its legs.
David Young
is this one of those abos I hear about?
Mason Morales
>Swift
Hahahaha the fucking /tfg/ memes are real. Also, if you're driving in moose country you owe it to your truck (and livelihood) to install a proper moose bar. These things work, I've seen truckers hosing the guts and blood off of them after they slam a deer/moose.
Yes. They literally sniff gas and lie down in the middle of roads to sleep. They're dumber than dogs with brain damage.
Ian Flores
If you don't have huge kangaroo bumpers in front of your lead car, then the roo can take you car out. BUT why do lead cars (front whips) need kangaroo bumpers? Are lead cars used to clear the road so that the cargo trucks following behind do not hit any roos and thus become disabled making the shipment late?
Either that or these are Apex bumpers meant to shove Apex gang members out of the way.
Michael Phillips
>go 60-0 in 30ft
nothin perssonell kid
Jeremiah Ward
>70 old shitty train cars full of oil
>on a sloped track uphill from a residential zone
>without signaling
>without derailer
>without hand brakes properly applied
>with a very obviously faulty engine powering air brakes
>unattended and with locomotive cab unlocked
>AND NOTHING ABOUT THAT WAS AGAINST EXISTING REGULATIONS
I work in railway industry in a country that is memetic for not giving a fuck, but that's a degree of negligence I can't even fathom happening.
Gabriel Edwards
everything about this photo is perfect.
Angel Fisher
everyone loves pipelines
Aaron Gray
>implying a train can even be damaged by wildlife.
That ungulate's hoof can get trapped in a track switch. That would force the track to remain unswitched and the train would be forced to panic brake or end up on the wrong track.
Jaxon Wood
>Swift
isn't that a Schneider truck?
Brayden Walker
this is why I hate cyclists think that everyone should drive based off of their dumb ass riding on the road. This dumb fuck doesn't even shoulder check before changing lanes.
Alexander Collins
is a 1980
I have the radio because some of my friends have leftover cbs and alot of the jeepsters use them when they ride in groups, the car is an offroad buggy
Josiah Stewart
Any important cargo in Australia needs to travel with an escort
William Wright
This
Deer are bitches, moose are fucking scary
Aiden Fisher
*Darts in front of you while you're going 90someodd mph on your motorcycle*
Connor Torres
That beamer was hungry for flesh!
Ayden Allen
My Mazda breaks automatically because I'm not driving a 20 year old shitbox
Jack Parker
>That beamer was hungry for flesh!
And then died from colic due to overeating!
Henry Morgan
>My Mazda breaks automatically
most Mazdas do that.
not all of them can BRAKE though
Hunter Stewart
>so much salt on the road, the moose think your car is snacks
John Wood
haha lmao
Sebastian Howard
HAHAHAHAH I came here looking for this. Specifically the one with the moose flying off into the air from a 2000ish v70
Ryder Parker
>Mercury Cougar XR7
>Rustington 870
Dylan Taylor
>anal police enforcement!
>SIR YOU CANNOT PROLAPSE HERE!
Hunter Campbell
>years ago, in high school, driving first car at around 10pm(pic related)
>went to the gym without my glasses even though my vision is worse at night
>see a cardboard box in front of my car
>decide to just drive over it
>box puts its head up
>box was a deer, not a box
>deer was lying down, probably already hit
>head makes contact with my license plate
>wheels leave the ground as I roll this deer under my MDX at 45 mph
>absolute carnage, the blood stain was on the road months later
Just needed an alignment. However the underside of the car was covered in hair for months after.
>pull over and call cops so I can get a report for insurance
>someone in a Tucson immediately does the same thing I did and pulls over
>middle aged Mexican lady
>tell her I called the 5-0 and she can make a report if she wants for her insurance too
>"YOU CALL POLICE? NO THATS OK GOODBYE"
>floors it away
I live in the Midwest. I know virtually no Mexicans, let alone illegals.
I wear my glasses when I drive now. Anyway, fuck deer.
Asher Perry
*Blocks your path*
:^)
Chase Ortiz
*unblocks path*
:^)
Ryder Moore
Why are Swedish men so rapey? We don't have these where I live, we do have the odd stray dog though.
John Ross
it's the towel head immigrants.
Colton Allen
Maybe they went too far with the naked volleyball