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Hey

anime

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Are you talking to me? There's no post other than the OP, so you must be talking to me.

What's up?

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Him and his bike both seem to have the same facial bulge

J-just riding my bus, h-hehe.

i wish my dads loved me

You should ride a motorcycle instead

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First for Citroen a best

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>11th post
>"First"
Wow

Moon man moon man can't you see?

Anything with less than 100hp and a 0-60 of more than 3.5 seconds is a useless pile of dogshit. Prove me wrong.

>Boxer engine.
>That weird gas suspension thingy.

They sure made a case for themselves bac...

Wait, wait, this is a bike thread. You can't post cages here.

Stuff like this, quadbikes and ATVs are as far as it goes.

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He looks like he's enjoying his day. I am happy for him

>anime

Two can play this game.

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Comfort > speed

>How far out of town should I be expecting to travel/look if I want to beat the price-inflation of the used/new bike market in the southwest USA? Have access to a gud trailer & truck so im willing to go on a pilgrimage for my first bike

am in Texas


pls reply

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shut the fuck up

It's a 4-wheeled bike

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>Filename: car wallpaper
>"Bike"
Rin is too quiet to ride a 2stroke

Supersports are insanely comfortable, if you can't commute 6 hours on one your posture is shit, build up your core dyel.

If you account for the time and gas used to travel far for better deals, the stress, and including the opportunity cost (you could've been working/doing something productive instead of travelling and searching), you better have a goddamn great deal (e.g. $1000 cheaper than local deal) or else it's not worth it.

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>tfw you will never own a custom gyro canopy

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Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy :)

Nice bike, but can she ride it? I will show her.

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>post yfw /ourguy/ zarco wins tomorrow

One of these, or maybe a CJ Jeep could be accepted here. That gay surrender-mobile cannot.

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You're retarded

>Testarossa
>"Redhead"
>Not a redhead

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>He doesn't belong to the feared colorful Gyro gang.

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>using gay as an insult
Um excuse me, is there something wrong with liking a MAN in 2018????

the nerves of this guy..

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I disagree

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elpaso.craigslist.org/search/mcy

The used bike economy is so fucked in my area in terms of offerings + prices that I consider anything ~500mi away to be a "local drive". I'm willing to drive out a ways at this point.

not me

Theta never been anything wrong with two guys liking each other.

But nobody likes a faggot. might as well ride a harley

I honestly can't tell if this is a sloppy raid on our general or one of our own coming out of the closet as a Citroën enthusiast.

I would search the whole country, fly'n'rides are super fun

what time is motogp in the US?

Go away alex

I've never flown on a plane before & I don't want to bother with all the airport security shenanigans

It's super easy, and one way tickets are cheeeeap

After seen all kind of motorcycles videos I notice that most of you pay for gas inside the store even if you pay with credit/ debit card.
Don't you have the option to pay with credit card right at the gas pump?

Lol security is painless for white people, just walk through a scanner with your shoes off and you're good to go

nou

t. Muslim.

I am OP

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Whats a good area in the USA to look for used bikes? This might be an interesting/fun way to pop my flight cherry

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When Japanese do things they don't think of the actual context, just whether it sounds cool or not.

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You're literally telling that to the OP. :^)

I don't think thats legal in every state

Some stations cant or don’t upgrade to an automatic dispensing system.

Shithole countries still even have gas boys/girls refueling for you.

It was just an elaborate way of saying OP is a fag

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Depends on the bike really, Dual sports/dirtbikes are common in deserts or places with a lot of open land, tourers are common wherever there are rich old white people, cruisers are big in the plains, sportbikes wherever there's dank touge, classics and hipstermobiles in hipster cities (Austin, Milwaukee, Cincinnati)

Everywhere, check cycle trader nationwide and look through as many Craigslist areas as you can. Rural east coast tends to have some of the best deals on sport bikes, out west tends to be better for stuff like dual sports because so many people ride them in said respective area

Stop posting these faggot cars nobike

Funny guy.

Also, not pictured is the submerged rope pulling this car through the mud.

like I said they are 4-wheeled bikes

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4wheels literally makes them not bikes by definition

No.

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Fine faggots I'm leaving. /lgbt/ is more up my speed anyways

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Where would I start if I like naked/standard bikes? Not interested in cafe racer fgtry, just like the style when they're unmolestered. Am also open to sportbikes but not my first choice
>e.g.: SV650, nighthawk, SR500

>user posts 2cv on /lgbt/ thread.
>Gets told to fuck off to /n/.

Watch it happen!

dayton fag here
agree 100%

Cycletrader, filter results to nationwide

I disagree 100%. Did you try the Skyline Chili??? ITS the Bomb.!

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How do I put decals on stuff? Eg helmets, flat surfaces on bike etc. saw an art show today I want to rip off

jewtube it, or follow the instructions

Wew lads we LED running light now

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led drop-in replacement bulbs are shit

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Any TX anons ever done this road before? Waaaay above my skill level. Drops down to 15 mph at some points north of Medina. Pretty fun though. The hill country out here is pretty amazing.

are we watching motogp tomorrow dbt?

While I'm waiting for my tire to get replaced I'm taking Ryan Reynolds S1000RR from Deadpool 2

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>Waaaay above my skill level
What do you mean

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Almost crashed here for example

That's a nice opinion you have there lets see how they look when the sun goes down

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like shit, guaranteed

>friend has been telling me he wants a baiku to commute to work with and ride on the weekends
>recommend some like the SV650/FZ07 and explain some stuff like engine sizes, etc.
>says that's way too much power and he doesn't want to "race"
>recommend tiny shitbikes like Ninja 250/300 and R3
>reminds me he doesn't want to race and that those things go way too fast
>show him a pic of a streetfighter Ninja 250
>"omg that's perfect!"
>it's literally just a 250 with the fairings off and a round headlight and it's going to suck even worse at riding on the highway than a regular 250, which he plans on doing every day
I explained that to him but he still wants to go out and buy a 250 and pay a shop to change the headlight and take the fairings off.

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horse, water etc etc

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Do you people use turn signals regularly on your bike? Some bikers just do whatever they want without a signal. I use it even to change lanes. Am I wasting electricity?

It sounds like he wants a certain look. I bet if you showed him an older Rebel 500, or a CB 750 (t. hondafag) he would be stoked on it. I'm not a fan of ricers for the most part, but he needs to learn to appreciate a bike for what it is before you throw flashy stuff at him.

>Am I wasting electricity?
lmao stopped reading there

I use the turn signal everywhere to indicate turning, switching lanes, when I enter a road, when I start my bike at the side of a road
the way it's intended to use and said to be used by the law

I never use them but always hand signal.

>people shouldn't be allowed to like things I don't like

are you mentally challenged by any chance?

>lmao stopped reading there
stopped reading at the end? lol It was a joke line, glad you got a laugh out of it.

Scary shit; was riding along in my lane, minding my business, car in the lane next to me but I figure because I'm along her front fender she must be aware of my existence. She just merges over into me, I have to swerve into the third lane, speed up to avoid getting crushed.

Truck behind her pulled up next to me at a stop sign and commented I was lucky she didn't kill me. fuck me bros, I can't stand being on the verge of death going to get a burrito sometimes.

Except no
>imblying

Not him but i have them in ALL my vehicles and they work great.
Its not 2005 anymore bud

Just let him do it, he'll either figure out his mistake which means you can laugh in his face, or he'll just remain ignorant so you can laugh behind his back.

how do I bleed a hydraulic brake with minimal tools

I use them all of the time. There is no downside to blinking a light to clueless cagers behind you.

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>Scissors.bitmap

so i want to buy an unregistered fuckaround piece of shit for hooliganing and offroading and driving on sidewalks and shit

howabouts do i get one

craigslist

>At work
>hear guy say "New Harley motors are too damn big, nobody needs that kind of power"
>tell him how fucking stupid he is
>he is confuse.jpeg
>try to explain about different mooterbike engines, pros and cons.
>looks more confused
>I do a 360 and moonwalk the fuck out

How are people so wilfully ignorant. The internet's has so much free knowledge. Yet folks still prefer to be dumb

>want to get first bike
>hear about all these retards on the road
>watch all those vids about crashes
>friend tells me I'm going to get angry at everything
I feel like I'm going to have to take up meditation so I don't knock out the first dumb texting slut that almost mad max's my bike into a million pieces.

you wouldnt do it anyway, sport ;)

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If your first instinct is physical assault perhaps you need help in general.