I bought a truck the other day. It's a 1991, but it's 80's as fuck. It has a CD player in it and a bench seat.
Help me make a Truck Music track list I can blast while my motorcycle is in the back of the truck, my arm is hanging out the window, my GF is sitting right up next to me in the cab and I'm relishing in the lost experiences of our forefathers as I drive through downtown San Franciso pissing off nimbys.
I'll kick us off. >Rebel Yell - Billy Idol >One - Metallica >Cemetary Gates - Pantera >Holy Diver - Dio >Ace of Spades - Motorhead
I have a poorfag neighbor with that exact truck (spray painted blue)
man what a miserable fucking piece of shit, I'm sorry
Camden Flores
It's going to get used 2-3 times a year to move motorcycles, and since I'm in California it doesn't matter that it's 1 wheel drive. Also this spent most of it's life owned by a school, so it's in great shape and only has 160k on it.
Also, I'm gunna make at least one CD with newer music with a similar sound because I want Bad Company by Five Finger Death Punch and a couple Volbeat tracks, so feel free to suggest newer stuff that sounds like that.
Matthew Richardson
I love it. Enjoy driving a truck from a time where not every driver was distracted, retarded, and trying to wreck you at every intersection.
Fatboy Slim doesn't exactly scream "I'm taking my dirt bike and my mullet over to Eddy's farm and we're gunna pound some Budweiser and shoot deer in his corn field before the bonfire".
Brody Bennett
OP's thread is money cringey but hey fuck you buddy, rangers are awesome.
Jayden Fisher
>money cringey What did he mean by this?
Chase Torres
Autocorrect hates "pretty" apparently, and I'm a bad proofreader.
Fuck OP, i'm so mad. Every single box ranger in my state rusted away years ago.
Jeremiah Hill
>tfw the best looking generation of Ranger is only 1989-1992 >tfw they only put the 4.0 in it 1990-1992 >tfw they only put a 5 speed on it 1991-1992 >tfw you will never own a 1991-1992 Ford Ranger STX 4x4 4.0 5MT Short Cab Short Bed with a lighted cab visor, roll bar with square flood lights and bright red interior with cocaine all over the dash
I mean, no, there's really nothing awesome about them whatsoever
my poorfag neighbor parks his shitty truck under my bedroom window (apartment complex) he got a flat today and I saw he had the truck lifted with nothing but a scissor jack on dirt
>went outside and gave him a jackstand and real jack to use bc I'm a nice guy >he's seen me working on my car so he asked me about a problem he was having >reported death wobble at over 40mph >look underneath >obscene amount of PS fluid dripping onto the steering linkage arm bushing things (?) >they're completely fucking destroyed, arms wobbling >well there's your problem my guy >80k original miles on the truck
>starts confidently talking to me about how he's working on converting it to run off gas vapors from a 1gal jug under the hood or some shit >I ask if the truck is throttle body fuel injected >he says uhh i don't know and lifts the hood >at some point he asks if the truck has a fuel pump
Levi Edwards
>there's really nothing awesome about them whatsoever
They're small, and they're cheap as all fuck. If you don't need to tow shit or haul 900lbs of gravel they're basically perfect for what most people use trucks for. In my case moving motorcycles around.
Daniel Ross
i guess
I'd just get a 2WD Tacoma from the early 2000's, hell even an S10 still small and cheap, just you know, not literal fucking garbage
anyways guy enjoy the shitbox didn't mean to rain on your shitty bright yellow parade
Lincoln Jones
Nice trugg op. All three generations are a lot more capable than most people think. This is coming from an S10 owner.
It's not that hard to find one like that in mint condition. but iktfb
>2WD Tacoma from the early 2000 Sounds like $7000. I looked at a 1988 Toyota Pickup with 200k on it before this truck listed at $3200 and the guy sold it the night I decided it wasn't worth it. This Ranger was $1750 in slightly better condition than the Toyota and 40k less miles.
>It's not that hard to find one like that in mint condition Find me a single one on Craigslist anywhere in the country.
Hunter Adams
So, rubber ages and that makes them pieces of shit?
Cameron Campbell
Also if he buys into that gas vapor fuel economy stuff he's a fucking retard and vehicle condition will obviously be affected by that. My 2000 still chugs along just fine with minimal maintenance, just wear items every now and again, and it pretty much drives like a car. I couldn't ask much else of it, it's comfy but also not lazy.
David Jones
the Vulcan is a POS the V4 is an anemic POS that can barely keep up on the highway, the V6 is an anemic POS with the MPGs of a V8 and none of the power
You can get lucky and get one that has few problems, or a POS lemon with little things breaking ALL THE TIME. Ferd has terrible quality control
fuck you nigger its still better than whatever shit you drive just because hes retarded doesnt mean the truck is bad >get an s10 sorry dude but you're a fucking moron. you're probably as poor and retarded as your neighbor
Thomas Wilson
wow triggered the ranger cucks
why can't you just admit your gay little tin can trucks have no redeeming qualities whatsoever
>Vulcan, 2nd best at just running forever is a POS >V4 >VEE-4 >Lima, absolute long of running forever, being a POS >Cologne not making somewhat decent power >my retarded neighbor's always breaks therefore all of them do
