"Why the fuck are you tailgating me asshole?"

>"Why the fuck are you tailgating me asshole?"

What do?

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How am I tailgating if we're next to each other?

He must be responding to my query,
>"what's it like to be a dried up, stinky, dick-licker?"

Sir I just wanted to ask you why you’re so racially ambiguous

Because you won't get out of the passing lane.

This guy looks equal parts agitated and generally confused

>i wanted to tell you you're fucking ugly
>pull my gun out and blow his jaw away
>he has violent compulsions, crying pathetically, and vomits all over his fat fuck self when he sees himself in the rearview mirror.
>his bawling cut short as my gun blows his head open like a watermelon. Chunks all over the dashboard. Slumped over.
>i pull over, get out and go to his door
>open it, tug him and he falls over onto the pavement. Staining it with his filthy body. Fat mess. I stomp his mangled head
>i dig in his pocket, and search for his address.
>i light his car on fire and continue my murder spree to his family
>i am the dark avenger
>i murder his family
>i wear his sons testicles as eye goggles
>his daughters nipples as nipple warmers
>his wifes ass as a pillow
>his penis as my anus stimulator

k

>roll up my window
>avoid eye contact until the light turns green

"Get out of the fast lane you fat fuck"

"you wont step out of the car"

*gun him down in self defense*

*sue his family for mental distress and ptsd*

ahh america

Fuck off snapperhead I'm walkin here

"I'm not tailgating your asshole. If anything, I want you tailgating mine, big boy."

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Ask the bus driver, not me

*insert generic power fantasy of an obese manchild that doesn't have a driver's license*

I rarely tailgate but when I do it's because they're going half the speed limit.
If someone tailgates me, he gets a brakecheck

Holy shit how has no one posted this yet

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A nice way to start the day is seeing the quoted

"go to pussy, satan."

go fuck your hat

Fuck off Phil Collins, fucking mustard tiger.

Just wanted to tell you I think you have a purdy mouth, hoss. Looks like you blow a mean trombone.

I dont tailgate people because I am not a nigger. So this would never happen to me.

Smile, wave and drive on.

la creatura...

The driver of the bus is at the front you fucking retard

call up ma homies and then we gon' beat dat racist wh*te boy

I want to be as close as I can to you because I love you

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Explain to him how my car is lighter, and has much better brakes and tires, and as a young gamer I have better reaction times. Explain that his old ass could never brake faster than me no matter how hard he tried.

tfw cant decide whether /int/ or /pol/ is more cancerous

>his penis as my anus stimulator

After all of that he still bulled you.

Drive faster faggot or gtfo my way
>mfw

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Wet your mama's house, wet your grandma's house
Keep shootin' until somebody die
So many shots the neighbor looked at the calendar
Thought it was Fourth of July

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Except for the gamer part this is actually my excuse. Threshold braking + sub 2500lbs means I stop 60 feet sooner than Stacy in her Escalade

>What do?
Give him his chromosome back

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Your gas cap is open.

BECAUSE YOUR GOING SO FUCKING SLOW YOU OLD CUNT

kek

Little baby hands
I would use them to stimulate my girthy member
My glans are bigger than your fathers testicles at old age
The crown is firm and strong. Perfectly sculpted to scoop my own semen out for newer superior semen. I can effortlessly remove caps off of beers for the women I pick up at bars. To murder.
My shaft is stronger than you could imagine. It could sustain 100x 911s and 2 hiroshimas
Next is the lenth. It's beautiful. Masterfully built and curvature that would lead anyone to believe the earth was indeed not flat. It can give very late term abortions. It can act as an enema. My cock is beautiful and your baby hands need to massage it.
Do it. Shoot me. Your anger titilates me. My anus has puckered for less.

Have you ever been consumed whole by a man's foreskin? Today, you will know.

>Sir I just wanted to ask you why you’re so racially ambiguous
kek

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Based

>sorry sir won't happen again
>haha thanks for the tip

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BECAUSE THIS IS THE PASSING LANE YOU GERIATRIC FUCK

>"Why the fuck are you going so slow, asshole?"