/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

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I can't tell if Gerudos are supposed to be kikes or Arabs sometimes. Their usual appearance leans me towards the latter, but Ganondorf is the megajew.

"Arab" encompasses both mudslimes and jews. Racially they are very similar.

they're simply meant to be exotic

They're scheming desert big-noses who, more often than not, are at odds with the fair-skinned and light-haired Hylians- Who are the master race chosen by the goddesses.

I didn't know "exotic" was synonymous with "arrogant and big-nosed"

They're both Semitic peoples and they are similar, at least the middle-eastern Jews are, to Arabs. There are a few different varieties of Jew that are more separated though.
Everything about them except the hair color is Middle-east/North African though. It's not as if it isn't a specific type of "exotic" that has no reference to the world.

Can't argue they're not arrogant but I can't say they're any worse than the older Zora and not all of them are super arrogant. The nose is cute and I want to rub it

I think they're more in line with fantasy/Hollywood Arab than real Arab

their body shape is constructed from how humans evolve to live in such environments, pushed towards the extreme ends because they live in the extreme end of the spectrum
Tall, lanky, dark skin, the red hair and nose is a deliberate addition

how do you explain BotW's variance in skin tone from Sheikah pale to even darker than someone from Lurellin village

people vary in skin tone

not to that level within the same race without being exposed to vastly different environments or being mixed. Neither of which apply to the Gerudo since they can't be mixed and all of them stay in the same environment

If there were other Gerudo settlements besides Gerudo Town I could see some becoming paler or darker because of the different environment

>they can't be mixed
We don't actually know that. The fact that they show genetic variety in the first place shows that they can mix, in fact, assuming the devs thought about it at all. It's just that certain gerudo genes clearly completely override other genes instead of just being dominant.

Definitely. It's more of an impression the Japanese get from Muslim and maybe Jewish and gypsy cultures that aren't necessarily confined to one area. Normal Arabs don't lend themselves to the romanticism necessary to the game. Ganondorf himself seems more like a Jew to me though.
I'm not arguing against human differences being a product of evolution.

I am going to marry Riju!

seeing as the only difference between Gerudo in terms of physical appearance in BotW are eyebrow shape and skin tone I'd call that dominance

Gerudo are technicallt the least multicultural since they don't even let their daughters be raised in their fathers culture and always take them back to the desert to be raised as proper Gerudo. On top of that despite being very intimate with other races the end result isn't a melting pot but rather more Gerudo

So they're Jews?

Leave it to a gerudofag to be literate.

So what you're saying is that children are Gerudo if they're born to a Gerudo mother?

Gerudo yell "allahu akbar" before running into hylian establishments and firing bomb arrows at their own feet too.

Never even thought of that

Quite a bit of intelligence is needed to convince yourself that Gerudo women are attractive.
Maybe they just encompass the entirety of the threat of desert people to the Hylian race.

>Quite a bit of intelligence is needed to convince yourself that Gerudo women are attractive.
There's such a thing as taking sarcasm too far.

it's hard to tell if the Gerudo ever were a threat to Hyrule before Ganondorf because no sane society would allow the very people who just raided you to come to town and look for sexual partners. Either they kept their raiding to the outskirts of Hyrule or they didn't raid Hylians at all

In the present day they don't raid at all but rather trade making them valued allies and trading partners

The beauty of the white Hylian woman must not perish from this realm.

have some white Gerudo women

pic relatedo: if you travel into the desert for a rupee-digging Gerudo woman, it's probably because you couldn't get one that looks like this.
No thanks.

"Hello /lozg/, us Gerudo are white too! Look at this white Gerudo... Let us into Hylian society please :)"

with the way Gerudo look in BotW, Malon being Gerudo doesn't seem as stupid a theory anymore

>tfw no malon to woo
why even live

I unironically love fantasy /pol/ discussions, reminds me of the elder scrolls lore threads on Veeky Forums

Hylian society is already balls deep inside Gerudo. Strange as it may be it seems the Gerudo don't want to leave the desert and occupy Hyrule's verdant fields because with the huge population drop following the Calamity that was their greatest opportunity o occupy empty land or move in with their new husbands having Gerudo communities in every surviving human settlement

Fantasy /pol/ memes are even better. /lozg/ flagbearers when?

7 years later - Hyrule is in ruins and the only people left are degenerate brown zombies.
You can tell a Gerudo by the nose. Malon is pure.
Do you even possess the triforce of courage?
There are similar archetypes at work in LoZ and the real world. I'm planning on doing an analysis of all the religious parallels after I familiarize myself with the material more. There's a lot of European pagan as well as Christian elements throughout the series.
A few people were trying to turn the triforce into a hate symbol to make SJWs who have triforce tattoos want to rip their skin off, but it already is a klan symbol so we gave up and went back to masturbating to anime.

Forgot link
>inb
adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/triangular-klan-symbol

dyk gerudo are literally din's faeces?

>Do you even possess the triforce of courage?
N-no, maybe the puzzle piece of autism.

You need courage if you want to have a qtgf. No complaining until then. Quest to find it.

Excuse me user, but you should know that Links are meant for Zeldas

Link is courageous enough to cheat.

Link is dutiful enough to know that cheating is wrong and refrain from doing it.

>Link gets summoned from overseeing the training of the Guard
>a Rito has come bearing a message from the Gerudo
>Chief Riju wishes for him to present himself alongside the Helm at his earliest convenience
>Link warps over there
>He enters the throne room and Riju is not there but the guard informs him she is in her quarters
>she isn't waiting by the entrance like before
>he enters her room
>she turns away from her mothers memorial and Link is lost for words
>Riju waits but as the silence becomes unbearable she says "Am I so beautiful that you've no words left?"
>They fuck like animals

Link is NOT a pedo

Gerudo lovers aren't welcome here

implying Riju would ask for the Helm back before it fits her

>Am I so beautiful that you've no words left?
I still like the idea that the Twili are banished Gerudo which is why they don't appear in Twilight Princess.

Most of the evidence points to them being Sheikah.

I'm to useless for that

Midna's hips

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Adult Riju when?
What if she's even taller than the average gerudo? Like Sidon-tall?

I believe the Gerudo were still in hiding at that time because of association with Ganondorf. They were in the deepest most inhospitable parts of the desert. Compare how close they were to Hyrule in Ocarina to how much deeper they are into the desert in BotW. Form a Valley to the Wastelands. They re-established contact once they were sure the Hylians had chilled out and they probably swore fealty or at least a strong alliance to the crown. Look how quick they were to turn on Ganondorf the 2nd when he went rogue.

She will probably never be in another game again.

My question is what type of leader Riju will be? Urbosa was gentle, sensible but also a fierce warrior. Riju has shown the first 2 but nothing so far suggests she's the fighting type. When can we expect Buliara to go from adviser and guard to being her trainer. Also what weapon will she favour? Probably the bow since it's the easiest to use from a sand seal

As to her size she'll be big enough to fill the throne but look at Buliara's size she doesn't have to be any bigger than her to do that without issue

With Nintendo's propensity for recycling ideas it wouldn't surprise if the next Gerudo Chief we see is also a child leader. A nice twist is if it were a Gerudo boy and he has the pressure of being Chief but also the pressure of being the rare Gerudo voe

I want to be eye-level with Riju's bellybutton!

She won't stop growing there. Riju will grow forever.

I want Riju to trascend the boundaries of time and space and become the universe itself!

I want to be caught in Riju's gravitational pull

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>tfw can't see this without thinking of le ben drowned

Like the Japanese it looks like Gerudo keep growing taller then they grow thicker and then they shrink

Not this fat fetish bullshit again.

At the very least accept that elderly Gerudo are shorter than Gerudo in the prime of their life

I want Midna to come back

I was thinking about how badass the Gerudo Voe armour is but how lacklustre it is outside the desert and how it doesn't do a particularly good job in the desert either. I have a few suggestions on how it can be improved:
>Give it Sand Movement Speed Up as its bonus and this should apply on sandy beaches as well as desert sand
>Electric resistance should have been a lot higher maybe even on par with the rubber suit
>It should protect you from the hot days and the cold nights equally well no need to change any part of it so basically its desert resist rather than simply heat
>More regions should require lvl 2 or even 3 heat protection. I think Faron should have been a lot hotter
>Have the fully upgraded Gerudo Voe set synchronise with fully upgraded Gerudo accessories to give lvl 2 protection or effects. So swim speed, guardian resist, cold protection and electric resistance. Not sure how amber and sapphire would be dealt with but I suppose you could have defence amplified for the other 2 pieces with amber and sapphire could give you level 1 flame resistance.

>fat fetish
but he literally just made an objective observation based on character models in the game. It's not even fat, the middle-aged gerudo are bulky as fuck but it's clearly all muscle.

>just give it the bonuses of a bunch of other sets or pieces, invalidating the existence of those sets or pieces
let's give it defence on-par with ancient/soldier armour while we're at it, and hell, throw in ancient proficiency too

>we will never get able to go to the dragons for advice
why

There are other options. I'm not suggesting it be given all of those. Pick the one you like or suggest another.

Either way this ability wouldn't be telegraphed and would only really be discovered by people who took the time to upgrade the entire outfit plus all the accessories. Such people really like the outfit and are committed to using it sacrificing a lot of materials that could have gotten them loads of Rupees all in order to be the ultimate Gerudo warrior which I doubt a massive amount of fans would go for. On top of that it won't have the set bonuses of the other outfits and it's elemental and ability buffs would only be levle 2 so the other gear would still be stronger it'd just mean that the game would actually have regions requiring level 3 protection

He has posted that repeatedly in other threads, along with his elaborative fat fetish posts.

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How come in LTTP the enemies in half of the game are human, and then they never use this idea for the rest of the games? Is LTTP the more hardcore Zelda out there?

Hyrule Warriors is giving me a fucking aneurysm, every ten seconds the screen gets interrupted by some bullshit happening that stops your actions.
Just finished it too. That was okay I guess.

What a story, Mark

oh wait I've got all the DLC to burn through now.

Like the guards? Or dark world enemies?

I want Midna to scratch behind my ears and call me a good boy

why the hell are there so many trans girl link fics out there

Because faggots like projecting onto video game characters, regardless of how masculine they are. Doesn't help that Gerudo Link fucking exists.
Also
>Fanfiction
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't these universally bad?

same reason there's so much Link/Sidon porn

because of it I can't find any Gerudo Link art anymore

Some are good. A very small percentage.

Vile

It's not always bad. It just usually is. So often that saying it's universally bad is just about right

Yeah, but then why not just make him gay? Or maybe they think "I don't write slashfic" and this is a cheap way around it.

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Cease.

That's a funny lookin scimitar