/palg/ - Paladins general and SMITE

No worries, Lazarus will be a qt angel paladin waifu sent by God himself!

>and SMITE
paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/d/d3/Inara_SP_AbilityUltimate_Enemy.ogg

well back when I started it was either her or skye in terms of waifus and skye is a massive slut so the choice was very clear

Remove Smite

I will never forget her, I love her so much.
Nowadays the only reason why I still play Paladins is because of her, or else I would've jumped ship a long time ago.

Yep, you get it. Cassie is pretty standard.

>talus
>churchill
>lazarus

>all MALE names
>we'll get F I V E male champions in a row (including Jenos and Strix)

why the FUCK is this allowed

I'm so glad hirez is btfo you perverts.

M-maybe Lazarus or Churchill will be female?

>hate jewrez with a passion after what I did to my favorite games, tribes and smite
>play paladins anyway but decide not to drop any shekels at their games anymore
>suddenly that fucking maeve skin

Help my wallet!

>normal cards are ridiculously expensive, can fit out every character in less than a week
>legendary prices are retard high
T-Thanks lorez....

twitter.com/loki_diego

Holt randomly posting some skin codes for anyone that wants to try and grab one.

They used to be more expensive, user.

>started playing when they where all free
this sucks
it sucks even more since the only way to make them is with duplicate juice from buying chests
but I want to buy characters with that gold

Are Ying and Kinessa the only ones?

Apparently I was dyslexic or some shit without even knowing it. I thought they were 100k

lazarus will be a loli

Actually, you can get the stuff as login bonuses and quest rewards these days.

piss off,if you want an underage champ we already have one

Yeah, looks like it's just those two so far

Buy the founder pack good goy :^)

At Diamond, who wants to go to masters

Already did,soloed my way there in less than a 100 matches

Not me!
I'm gold and I sure do love it down here!

Good job. Now work hard to keep it, user!

>implying they won't all be cute girls

Idk dude, she creeps me out. She literally pretends to understand what her bird says. Or she is like, connected with him, imagine fucking her, and later Ziggs just stares at you, and you know that he knows.

What kind of theme would you like to see in the upcoming maps or champions?

(male)

He used to post dreamhack maeves, but it seems that the cupboard is bare now.

Is it better to ban makoa or Fernando

>Or she is like, connected with him
This is why her bird dies when she does.

Makoa and Sha lin are top bans at this rank now

Sha-Lin eh? Didn’t know he was top tier. But thanks user

but that just frees up my used gold for chests
maybe if the founders pack got me all the legos I'd be more tempted (it doesn't do that, does it?)

The buff to his drawn movespeed was kinda big.He shits out dmg with desert shadow and if you don't have a counter to his ult it wins teamfights easily

Does it work both ways? Does Cassie die when Ziggs dies? Because life expectancy of birds is not so high...

I wonder if it's going to change a bit in the next patch. Not Makoa, he's probably doomed to be banned forever, but Sha Lin will be a little bit less obnoxious.

Does Fernando die when his mirror breaks?

fat chance
>an edgy girl
>a cute girl
>an angry person with a gun
they'll be one of those

what mirror, am i missing something

Paladins on the windows store with dx12 when babes?

Fernando thinks hes handsome so he cant stop admiring himself

If Grohk had a more fitting ult I think he'd unironically be good.

His lance is so polished he can check himself out during the fight, no need for mirrors.

His lance or his "lance"?

a cute girl is fine too

>If Hi-rez ever releases a female demon, it will be some anime chick with tiny horns
Man, where are my qt monstrous demon girls at? I'm tired of all of those titty monsters, give me some real monsters, with claws, big ass horns and tails, make them as monstrous as possible.

>ywn polish fernando's "lance"

When Paladins exits "beta"

Both.

hopefully we also get 1 good mommy inara outfit by then

I hope she gets nothing

He should get some damage reduction
>three guys fighting me and nando
>all bunched up
>ult
>strix two shots me from across the map
Almost every time I ult I get immediately destroyed
edgy cute girl!
She needs a headmaster skin

what about another knight themed female that would act as some sort of love interest for Fernando but he isn't interested in her because he see her as a sister figure because they knew each other since childhood and were best friend since then, a friendzoned girl basically that is still in love with Fernando. The spawn chatter would be great.

>spend nearly every second on/near the point/payload
>more elims, damage, and less deaths than their dps
>turning around to help any teammates behind me when they get ganked
>still get stuck with lobotomy patients every game
Don't really know what more I can do lol.

>on the windows store

I'd like to see it on gog too but the chances of them going drm free on currently supported games are unlikely I feel.

I will be with her for the rest of my life. My love knows no bounds.
It is only natural, she is perfect after all.

Why can't pubs not get destroyed by Skye? It's as if they can do nothing but tunnel vision and I have to choose between taking her out for my team and losing the point, or letting her kill my braindead team and losing the point.

I don't ever want to see Kinessa on rotation again, snipers and the people who play them exclusively should be gassed.

>not an actual knight sent from some kingdom of the realm
>Fernando respects her because she's a real knight, so he doesn't flirt with her
>The girl develops a puppy crush on Nando, and all the female champions tease her about it, but Nando thinks she hates him because she always avoids him like the plague.

My bro that I recently convinced to play the game tells me tales about people that can't kill Maeve in lower levels. Hell is going to break loose after the buffs.

But Ice Walker and Sunstone are pretty cool.

It's true too.

Perfect?Hardly,as flawed as can be

Name one single other game that would do this.

plenty of games cater to the player's fragile ego though

Lemme guess,payload or onslaught

A shame Ice Walker is festival only and Sunstone makes your hair fucking gray.

>Play Buck in Paladins Strike
>No "HERE'S THE WIND UP" when he ults

Remind yourself you have one job as a healer and is heal the tank, cc flanks and drop the ult. You heal the dps and flex pick only when both tanks are full life.

youtube.com/watch?v=UYSw01eVVp4

>chinks got rid of his autism
Im fucking disgusted

Just don't use the hair?

Tank main lol

I want to tongue fuck Artemis. Would this count as taking her virginity or nah?

hmm.. yeah no, it's not that good desu.. Lucio is better.

She is perfect in my eyes, user. That's all that matters.

More like filler spot.

but that qt flower

Well,maybe you need glasses then. HA!

Does he at least still know what to do with gum?

You have to penetrate her with your penis for it to count as taking her virginity.
So nah.

...

>actual fucking state of waifu fags once again

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>play anything that doesn't require movement skills up the whazoo
>no rock lady
>play anything that uses movement skills as one of the main playstyles
>le rock lady of infinite 5000 mile cripples does nothing but drop her throne of stone on me and shoves all of her pebbles inside of me
what a fun time to be alive

Sounds like you're just mad because you lost

Yes

He does look good though

this

>Pick frontline so your team won't get destroyed by a nando/makoa
>Rest of your team plays like shit anyway
I have given up. I miss Ranked 1.0 now.