Jeremy Clarkson is going to review your shitbox.
How fucked are you?
Jeremy Clarkson is going to review your shitbox
Grayson Gutierrez
Ryder Reed
>'99 Civic hatchback
He'd probably like it, but spend the entire review complaining about one tiny detail.
Ayden Hughes
already did
Nicholas Hernandez
He already did, and he liked it.
Jason Lopez
>2017 Toyota Corolla
Probably the same things he said about the ‘98 Corolla he reviewed. It’s a painfully dull car, but it works and it will work for a long time
>1980 280ZX
He’d likely say something about how this was a hot car to have all those years ago, but now it’s a Datsun, its slow, noisy, bad MPG, it has too much body roll, and it isn’t pretty. But he would wax wistful and nostalgic about his bygone youth days and that he loves the car as a time capsule
Also, if Jeremy and the gang started a show dedicated to classic car reviews, I’d love every minute of it
Owen White
all of the three old farts like my car
Grayson King
Hammond already reviewed my shitbox and said pretty much everything I've said about it.
Clarkson would hate it but the review would be funny.
Nathan Sanchez
Already did. He likes it. CTR EP3
Asher Wright
He'd talk about how it's essentially british as the bookends of a review just like he always does with the miata.
Lincoln Ross
>Vauxhall Vectra
R.I.P me
Angel Nelson
If it was a Vauxhall Vectra they would hate it.
t. Opel owner
James Parker
Not at all. Imma get dat nigga drunk on crunk and talk him into buying me a Lambo.
Tyler Reyes
Hammond's review was decent, it's a genuinely sporty car but it's awkward in some points kinda unavoidably.
William King
"Ah yes, the Toyota Yaris. A pleasantly economic car for people pleasantly more boring than even Corolla drivers."
Tyler Russell
It definitely feels more like a racecar than the boxster (especially the stock braking shits on it), whether that's what you want or not is up to you.
Oliver King
First he'd tell the viewers how they drive these in the Middle-East
Then he'd run it into a tree, and a few ditches
Then he'd somehow manage to cook the clutch, and rip a tire. At this point he'll go "Huh, I guess the japanese didn't get this one quite right" and abandon it in a field
Kevin Lewis
Ryder Diaz
He appreciates Toyota trucks though, do you even remember May and him trying to kill one and ended up building it a permanent plynth in the TG studio?
Kayden Myers
noice
Nathan Hall
IIRC he liked the Yaris as a sensible small car.
Justin Jenkins
Quite fucked. I'm still trying to put it together.
Evan James
Basically this, but a 94 corolla.
Ian Hill
Was there any car he reviewed that he absolutely hated?
Luke Nguyen
Sure - but thats an older one with a tougher engine
A fire in mine would kill it due to wiring damage, pluss the drop would surely set off CPS and that stuff
Hudson Lee
He already did, he said:
>,,They saved money on all the right places"
Ryder Rodriguez
>Here today we have the 1986 Porsche 944 *Turbo*, and from the outside, it's like a model with big frizzy hair and hoop earings. Dated but absolutely beautiful, I mean, look at those hips! The curvey box flares around the wheels! They don't make em' like that anymore, probably cause there's a law against it, knowing the EU.
>Does it drive well? Handling is there, this car was lauded for it's steering back in the day, but it *is* an inline four turbo, so putting your foot to the pedal feels like waiting for pornography to load on an old computer. Waiting, waiting, waiting, THERE IT IS!
>And despite being a thirty year old Porsche, it actually is quite practical. The glass hatch means there's plenty of room in the back, more than you'd get out of any modern sportscars, and it does have a pair of rear seats with a whopping *pulls out tape measure* FIVE INCHES of legroom, so unless you're the folks you're taking out are from the VA, you're gonna have to call them a cab.
He's chosen it for like three challenges before, I don't think he'd shit talk it too bad.
Carson Miller
>it's just absolutely dreadful!
>you can't see a bloody thing out of it! it's worse than driving a Sherman tank!
>the fuel economy is terrrrrible! living in Britain it would cost you a month's wages to drive from Avonshropdevoningtonshire to Wilfridsintinganerhamston!
>it's so hard and plasticy inside! like a children's toy!
>and it has this clunky shifter for the four wheeled drive! i mean this is like driving something from the Great War! give me an unreliable shoddily made unionized British shitbox Landrover any day!
Richard Hammond would love it though.
Gabriel Carter
clarkson has loved many a shitbox. he'd love whatever i gave him if it's only worth $2000, he takes value in mind vs what it has to offer
Anthony Russell
hammond likes my car, it's like a fiat panda so may would like it, I think clarkson would hate it though
Gavin Martin
may liked your car. he owned a panda
Aiden Diaz
>Mk5 Golf GTI
He loved it, he may not love my mods.
Jace Sanchez
>Here we have, er, Hammond, what is it
>Well that there is a honder Civic
>Ah, very well then, let's get to it. Er, here we have a 1.8 liter "motor" as the Yanks call them, good for not to sixty in who cares it's a honder Civic.
>The only type of person buying this is someone 2ho still uses coloured spiking hair gel.
>Yeah, but you have any hair left you big oaf
>Shit it Hammond, anyways, this here is a 4 door saloon, which will seat 5 in a pinch, or 1 American.
>Anyways, it's a car, that's it. Now let's give it to the Stig.
Would never let him or any europoor sit in my car. Disgusting creatures
Nathaniel Roberts
92 miat, here come the gay comments.
Logan Butler
there was a miata on one of their trips. the rolls royce that may owned got way more gay comments than that miata if i'm not mistaken
Jacob Price
Fantastic then!
Charles Morris
youtube.com
He loves it!
Julian Long
You are aware that they like most gens of civic, and that the civic has been sold in the UK since the 2nd generation
Josiah Richardson
>Range Rover Sport V8
He’ll love it, even though it’s an unreliable piece of shit with technology from 30 years ago. His bias toward British cars is hilarious, he doesn’t even try to hide it. If Americans made Range Rovers he would shit all over them.
Charles Watson
>Chevy Sonic
He's probably like it, and the price I paid, but he'd say it's wrong for not being the hatchback version, which he'd be correct about.
Landon Smith
>Honda HRV
>’99 model
I would genuinely be interested in what they’d have to say about this.
Christian Kelly
Nope. I don't pay attention to what is and isn't sold in Europe. I know they like Civics outside the 8th Gen type R (the space ship one, not the FD2).
Figured the engine might have too high a displacement and too many cylinders for more europoors to afford
Blake Torres
he did
youtube.com
>tfw disco boy
Luke Morris
>peugeot
"Rubbish"
Benjamin Price
>miata nb
he won't fit inside, and it's hardtop so no driving with head over the windshield
it's also 1.6, so no speed and power
Sebastian Perry
I think I'm good here...didn't he have good things to say about it's European twin???
Thomas Lewis
Probably didn't even know it was an american car because of the opel badge or it might've toned back some of that praise.
Thomas Hughes
youtu.be
He already did m8
Brody Gutierrez
Isaac Peterson
Get ready for prison island bantz and salt about rear leaf springs.