im already a wizard theres no need im fuckin woke af
Hudson Jackson
Step 1: have friends
Hunter Thomas
based
Landon Cook
Try whoring yourself out to some people here
Juan Price
make friends or be so good and nice ingame that the friends come to you
Aiden Adams
k
Kevin Parker
I have friends and we play but they are shit.
I don't wanna say ''hur dur I'm the only good player in the team'' but they don't learn anything from losses, they keep making the same mistakes over and over again, so I gave up.
Brody Bailey
>reso unvouced fn HOW CHAD CAN YOU BE
Cameron Brown
HOW do we make mid lane a 1v1 test of laning skill with exciting sidelane ganks again instead of safelane 2.0?
Zachary Ortiz
remove the extra creep, change the exp somehow
William Jackson
remove the extra creep mid lane to make it of equal creep value to the other lanes
Jeremiah Torres
unzips benis brebare :-DDDdd
Adam Rodriguez
step 1 : go outside step 2 : public your mmr step 3 : automatically have friends if you're 4k5+ and playing in a cafe step S : have a proper mannerism so you don't sound like forced or a stuttering cuck when talking to people.
Bonus : wear a silver ring
Josiah Murphy
dude i wanna take like one of those 3 days of being constipated and then it all comes out shits all over her face i wanna be like physically exhausted from excreting said loaf all on her face so i can stand above her all sweaty tired and panting and admire my shit comparable to that shit pile in the original jurassic park movie that i adorned her face with
Camden Morris
like this?
Carson Cruz
what's this stretching exercise called?
Isaac Harris
What was the real reason ana was kicked instead of dogshit burden n0tail? ana played great all through the year.
I wish. Apparently the processing required is too much to open it up to the public.
Carson Perez
No he didn't, hes a really unstable mid.
Austin Morris
she probably wants him to finish school
Lucas Harris
>>/aco/1693829
Ayden King
thanks, dota is really a stressful game unless you win one.
Blake Davis
Good suggestion but he's still not open yet so I might save it for when he is
Pugna giving out some pleasurable punishment to some other heroes I guess
Elijah Powell
dumb wrposter
Brayden Mitchell
whoops forgot a meme arrow
Aaron Diaz
why do they makes these faces?
Adrian Gutierrez
>graduate college >working 45-50 hours a week >cannot play dota anymore without mentally checking out in under 15 minutes no matter how well the game is going >none of my friends play anymore, either dropped off the face of the earth or got a girlfriend they just play overwatch with
Growing up sucks
Aaron Barnes
>got girlfriend >plays cuckwatch
hmm
Josiah Martinez
Rate me /d2g/
Camden Foster
dump your gf and become self employed
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Wage slavery is the honeypot of life. When will you embrace the NEET path of freedom?
Blake Nguyen
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Ryan Young
>stopped going to college after associates realizing it was a waste of time >work 20 hours a week if that >own car and house >play dota all the fucking time whenever i want because im self employed and set my own work schedule >no girlfriend because my time is precious and should be spent on things i really want to do in life as opposed to being a slave to primal urges
growing up owns
Jackson Turner
I think honestly the worst meme of this decade is this idea that NEETdom is a spiritual lifestyle or whatever the fuck. You're severely mentally ill if you give in to it, that or lazier than the most stereotypical nigger. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if half the reason is there's just a lot of NEETs who are too scared to go to a job interview.
Pic related, it's you if you haven't had at least a part-time job by the time you're 18.
Kayden Ward
give me your power d2g
I need to win a game as anti-mage
Carson Young
>if you dont work like a slave for a rich boss or corporation you are mentally ill!!! i wonder who could be behind this post
Eli Reyes
What's the chance of meeting a 7/10 grill playing Dota?
Charles Williams
>having your own spending money, building credit and references is a bad thing!! >just spend hours upon hours trying to game the hat economy for a few cents!! wonder who could be behind this post
Sebastian Adams
probably fake but ill ask what do you do for living
Robert Morgan
>graduate college >things are looking up >start university >can hardly play dota anymore due to the crippling academic workload nobody prepared me for this
Jason Cox
Sydney major when?
Cooper Walker
jobs are for losers and chumps legit though think of it like this the 3ks of real life are working stupid jobs wasting their lives going home too tired to enjoy what little free time they have while the 8ks and up are getting easy money and having sex with hot girls all the time and having fun most days laughing and doing whatever
Colton Brooks
You winning your games /d2g/?
Easton Evans
Zero.
I was at TI4 and TI6. Both times I saw maybe 150 girls, total, out of like 12,000 people. Most of them were staff members/paid cosplayers/friends and family of pro players.
Meanwhile LoL events are probably about 1/4 female and Blizzfag shit is damn near half.
Dota is the ultimate sausagefest of esports.
Parker Ramirez
Just to attach it to the OP
Luis Collins
>If I can't be instagram-rich from doing nothing I'll just collect dat gibs from mom/gubmint and do nothing
Literally ghetto behavior, kill yourself.
Ethan Rivera
no
Benjamin Gomez
which part of what you said applies to NEETdom
Joseph Phillips
lmfao it's impossible to win this fucking game, fuck mmr, it doesn't matter because I'm not gonna go pro anyway, I'll just play what I want and keep losing because of my retard teammates
Luke Butler
shame on a jealous nigga instead of hatin go get you some even if all you know is government meme money
Jordan Walker
>women prefer LoL >a game that actively panders to virgins and people who feel funny when women talk to them
What could it be? Lower skill ceiling? Cosplaying? Profit from showing tiddies on stream?
Asher Wood
>paying taxes so De'Quandra's six niglets and Ahmed Al-Mujahideen can live off gibs
Being on welfare is every white man's duty. You cannot collapse the system by participating in it.
Leo Jones
>attach it to the OP why tf would I do that
Michael Ramirez
LoL has a metric fuckton of characters who are conventionally-attractive humans. Meanwhile in Dota, most heroes are misshapen monstrosities generally assumed to be male. There's a small handful of hot bitches but it doesn't hold a candle to LoL's pandering.
Dota looks like a "that guy" type of game to normies. Its aesthetic is artistically very good and coherent but appeals mainly to male nerds. LoL is more colorful and cartoonish, hence more casual appeal.
Also way more people play LoL, period. So naturally that means broader demographics and more females.
Benjamin Allen
>Being on welfare is every white man's duty. Is THAT what you fucking stormbabbies have come up with? Fuck. You're worse than niggers. Thank God you'll never breed.
Jack Flores
>Open to suggestions Pugna gokkun
Landon Gonzalez
U get to keep voicelines after battle pass ends right?
Isaiah Ross
>slaving away to send 35% of your income to Leshaniqua so can raise future criminals
You are literally paying money to raise a black man's children. You're the 2k mmr of life.
Ryder Perez
why you have such nigger anger
Nathan Lopez
I remember you from last time, I'll put it in for the next one for sure man
Or maybe actually I just do it with the "4 guys 1 girl lineup" meme as the next piece
Brody Jones
Is this what you do all day? Sit in the gulag trying to justify being dead weight?
Owen Price
fuck the poll I'll put in on it
Luis Nguyen
What do you mean user?
Michael Bell
>dota watafak used to put rage comic faces in his videos a year ago >then he started putting family guy and the simpsons clips >now he's putting in anime shit is this guy going through every step of adolescence in the span of a year?
Kayden Nelson
commission it, i'll help pay for it
Daniel Harris
...
Jace Anderson
Did you commission Red before? If I get another slot by all means I can get that one for you as well
I mean you don't have to help I don't mind
Cooper Davis
>Meanwhile in Dota, most heroes are misshapen monstrosities generally assumed to be male.
take that back
Cooper Jackson
>Sven literally gets all the ladies and men how does he do it?
Aiden Flores
>pick memelord because tired of losing all the time >some poor bastard on the enemy team picks PL Good game, well played