Dota 2 - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Lore:dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
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Cosmetic simulator:dotaloadout.com/
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>STATISTICS
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datdota.com/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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>no internal testing server updates for 24 hours

first for cute vampire heroes

first for you'll lose your virginity if you stop watching anime

I like this picture because you can see the love in their faces. Non of this shitty lust garbage that most pictures in here are about. Post more love.

feed me dotards

Why is a character THIS sexually suggestive allowed in this game?

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I'm gonna need more Sabriel pictures eh?

How do you find a team? How does it work?

I don't mean pro or highly competitive. Just some rational players.

twitter.com/Faceit_Mikey/status/904836357423550466
meanwhile na dotards can only spew mean words at each other

im already a wizard theres no need im fuckin woke af

Step 1: have friends

based

Try whoring yourself out to some people here

make friends or be so good and nice ingame that the friends come to you

k

I have friends and we play but they are shit.

I don't wanna say ''hur dur I'm the only good player in the team'' but they don't learn anything from losses, they keep making the same mistakes over and over again, so I gave up.

>reso unvouced fn
HOW CHAD CAN YOU BE

HOW do we make mid lane a 1v1 test of laning skill with exciting sidelane ganks again instead of safelane 2.0?

remove the extra creep, change the exp somehow

remove the extra creep mid lane to make it of equal creep value to the other lanes

unzips benis
brebare :-DDDdd

step 1 : go outside
step 2 : public your mmr
step 3 : automatically have friends if you're 4k5+ and playing in a cafe
step S : have a proper mannerism so you don't sound like forced or a stuttering cuck when talking to people.

Bonus : wear a silver ring

dude i wanna take like one of those 3 days of being constipated and then it all comes out shits all over her face
i wanna be like physically exhausted from excreting said loaf all on her face so i can stand above her all sweaty tired and panting and admire my shit comparable to that shit pile in the original jurassic park movie that i adorned her face with

like this?

what's this stretching exercise called?

What was the real reason ana was kicked instead of dogshit burden n0tail? ana played great all through the year.

calm down Luna

his chink mom

What does unvouch actually mean in the fpl?

strawpoll.me/13862700

Strawpoll for the new commission
Open to suggestions

Team Dotards
>Black^
>SingSing
>SexyBamboe
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>ComeWithMe

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS GET DOTA PORN
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A LINK? I'M WILLING TO PAY

removed and can't play in the league

it means youre outtie my nicca
ask ryuuboruz what it means

But he easily made more money in that year than his parents.

Boner7 3, Bamboe 4

how do you deal with breakouts dotards?

Can I play against the OpenAI Shadow Fiend? Where do I find it?

fizz or djcomps ass pic

reddit.com/r/dota2smut

Until the next season, or what?

What does "Pugna Dungeon" entail?

You are done for the season (I think) and then you can play in the next one

>black
>not loda
no ogre bullying allowed

youtube.com/watch?v=UXHOH_TnM8Q me personally

I wish. Apparently the processing required is too much to open it up to the public.

No he didn't, hes a really unstable mid.

she probably wants him to finish school

>>/aco/1693829

thanks, dota is really a stressful game unless you win one.

Good suggestion but he's still not open yet so I might save it for when he is

Pugna giving out some pleasurable punishment to some other heroes I guess

dumb wrposter

whoops forgot a meme arrow

why do they makes these faces?

>graduate college
>working 45-50 hours a week
>cannot play dota anymore without mentally checking out in under 15 minutes no matter how well the game is going
>none of my friends play anymore, either dropped off the face of the earth or got a girlfriend they just play overwatch with

Growing up sucks

>got girlfriend
>plays cuckwatch

hmm

Rate me /d2g/

dump your gf and become self employed

Wage slavery is the honeypot of life. When will you embrace the NEET path of freedom?

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>stopped going to college after associates realizing it was a waste of time
>work 20 hours a week if that
>own car and house
>play dota all the fucking time whenever i want because im self employed and set my own work schedule
>no girlfriend because my time is precious and should be spent on things i really want to do in life as opposed to being a slave to primal urges

growing up owns

I think honestly the worst meme of this decade is this idea that NEETdom is a spiritual lifestyle or whatever the fuck. You're severely mentally ill if you give in to it, that or lazier than the most stereotypical nigger. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if half the reason is there's just a lot of NEETs who are too scared to go to a job interview.

Pic related, it's you if you haven't had at least a part-time job by the time you're 18.

give me your power d2g

I need to win a game as anti-mage

>if you dont work like a slave for a rich boss or corporation you are mentally ill!!!
i wonder who could be behind this post

What's the chance of meeting a 7/10 grill playing Dota?

>having your own spending money, building credit and references is a bad thing!!
>just spend hours upon hours trying to game the hat economy for a few cents!!
wonder who could be behind this post

probably fake but ill ask
what do you do for living

>graduate college
>things are looking up
>start university
>can hardly play dota anymore due to the crippling academic workload
nobody prepared me for this

Sydney major when?

jobs are for losers and chumps legit though
think of it like this the 3ks of real life are working stupid jobs wasting their lives going home too tired to enjoy what little free time they have while the 8ks and up are getting easy money and having sex with hot girls all the time and having fun most days laughing and doing whatever

You winning your games /d2g/?

Zero.

I was at TI4 and TI6. Both times I saw maybe 150 girls, total, out of like 12,000 people. Most of them were staff members/paid cosplayers/friends and family of pro players.

Meanwhile LoL events are probably about 1/4 female and Blizzfag shit is damn near half.

Dota is the ultimate sausagefest of esports.

Just to attach it to the OP

>If I can't be instagram-rich from doing nothing I'll just collect dat gibs from mom/gubmint and do nothing

Literally ghetto behavior, kill yourself.

no

which part of what you said applies to NEETdom

lmfao it's impossible to win this fucking game, fuck mmr, it doesn't matter because I'm not gonna go pro anyway, I'll just play what I want and keep losing because of my retard teammates

shame on a jealous nigga
instead of hatin go get you some even if all you know is government meme money

>women prefer LoL
>a game that actively panders to virgins and people who feel funny when women talk to them

What could it be? Lower skill ceiling? Cosplaying? Profit from showing tiddies on stream?

>paying taxes so De'Quandra's six niglets and Ahmed Al-Mujahideen can live off gibs

Being on welfare is every white man's duty. You cannot collapse the system by participating in it.

>attach it to the OP
why tf would I do that

LoL has a metric fuckton of characters who are conventionally-attractive humans. Meanwhile in Dota, most heroes are misshapen monstrosities generally assumed to be male. There's a small handful of hot bitches but it doesn't hold a candle to LoL's pandering.

Dota looks like a "that guy" type of game to normies. Its aesthetic is artistically very good and coherent but appeals mainly to male nerds. LoL is more colorful and cartoonish, hence more casual appeal.

Also way more people play LoL, period. So naturally that means broader demographics and more females.

>Being on welfare is every white man's duty.
Is THAT what you fucking stormbabbies have come up with? Fuck. You're worse than niggers. Thank God you'll never breed.

>Open to suggestions
Pugna gokkun

U get to keep voicelines after battle pass ends right?

>slaving away to send 35% of your income to Leshaniqua so can raise future criminals

You are literally paying money to raise a black man's children. You're the 2k mmr of life.

why you have such nigger anger

I remember you from last time, I'll put it in for the next one for sure man

Or maybe actually I just do it with the "4 guys 1 girl lineup" meme as the next piece

Is this what you do all day? Sit in the gulag trying to justify being dead weight?

fuck the poll I'll put in on it

What do you mean user?

>dota watafak used to put rage comic faces in his videos a year ago
>then he started putting family guy and the simpsons clips
>now he's putting in anime shit
is this guy going through every step of adolescence in the span of a year?

commission it, i'll help pay for it

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Did you commission Red before?
If I get another slot by all means I can get that one for you as well

I mean you don't have to help I don't mind

>Meanwhile in Dota, most heroes are misshapen monstrosities generally assumed to be male.

take that back

>Sven literally gets all the ladies and men
how does he do it?

>pick memelord because tired of losing all the time
>some poor bastard on the enemy team picks PL
Good game, well played