>paying over $80,000 for an Italian designed sub-3L V6 automatic crossover
How fucking stupid are FCA customers?
Paying over $80,000 for an Italian designed sub-3L V6 automatic crossover
Colton Stewart
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Josiah Myers
Considering that FCA actually has customers, very fucking stupid
Ryder Cox
They look great, 50/50 weight distribution, 0-60 in under 4 seconds, fastest SUV on the Ring. It's well worth the money.
Christopher Ross
branding aside, why the fuck couldn't this have been a wagon?
Jaxon Adams
>paying over 100 dollars a month just to shitpost on Veeky Forums constantly criticizing people who don't have their lives revolving around an anonymous imageboard
how fucking stupid are you?
Julian Reyes
Alfa romeo is trying to force themselves into the US market via Chrysler dealer networks. the US does not care about wagons so they didn't bother.
William Moore
>blaming just the US for making it an SUV
nytimes.com
Cameron Hernandez
absolute abomination
Oliver Williams
>50/50 weight distribution
Bullshit
Chase Thomas
>Alfa romeo is trying to force themselves into the US market
*blocks your path*
Brody Torres
Nobody likes that ugly hunk of plastic.
James Jackson
>twin turbo goodness
>sounds pretty damn good
>sounds better than any flatplane V8
There is literally nothing wrong with that V6.
Brody Perry
That's why it's the best selling luxury SUV every years?
Brayden Perez
Thats because its the cheapest "luxury" suv.
Adrian Martin
What is the Porsche Macan/Cayanne or the Jag F-pace?
Ryan Adams
Not really. it's about the same price as X3, Q5, GLC, XC60...
Anthony Bell
It is like Maserati Levante
Unreliable as shit and pointless to buy considering the saloon is much better
Hudson Green
yes. Alfa Romeo is in fact not the ugliest abomination. Are you happy now?
Brayden Lee
Sorry but you’re retarded. First of all it doesn’t cost $80k and second of all it’s a bargain at that price anyways. What other SUV in that price range is as quick and exotic?
Christian Butler
ahahaha I'm laffin
Cooper Anderson
so it's better because it set a fast ring time?
i dont even
Joseph Cox
>Lexus
>better at anything than the competition
Evan Kelly
why aren't vehicles over certain physical dimensions taxed to high fuck?
Adam Thompson
better at building reliable cars than Alfa most definitely.
Adrian Long
>so are Lexus cars good at anything?
>Uh, uh... They're reliable...
Literally no character whatsoever, and that shows. Toyota is going retarded with their designs and still Lexus models have zero personality.
Nathaniel Murphy
better quality control
Thomas Young
>shitty car got called out
>fanboy instant drop buzzword like muh soul/muh personality/muh character
Everytime. Especially eurocars
Hunter Carter
They are in certain countries.
Michael Cook
did you know mjet couldnt afford a used fiat punto and had to sell his mom's car to get it?
Isaac Foster
Good reliable cars don't have to be fucking ugly. Admit that Toyota designers suck dick and I will be on my way.
Evan White
>Circling the quattroformaggio
Well fuck you, too.
Adrian Nelson
it's quadrifoglio verde you dumb fucker
Charles Lopez
like that belongs on an suv
Jeremiah Ortiz
It may be a better engine but it doesn’t mean that it’s still not gay
Mason Long
>Not knowing how to spell quadriplegia
I shiggy diggy
Joseph Bennett
>i'm a boring person, therefore I really like my cars mediocre and boring
laffin
Bentley Powell
>drives a punto
Back to your containment thread, mfag
Liam Rodriguez
this one is for the toilet-kin, the absolute DIESEL SCUM small man with even smaller ideas. im finding it difficult to deal and speak with my diesel fiat loving son on a day to day basis hed rather be """going wonderlust levels of HAM""" at the local Blue Man Group show at the expense of my life insurance. he wants to make my death look like an accident so that he can claim the money and go watch Matilda on Ice with impunity. the absolute SHIT LIPS this activity is nothing short of sneaky, i never knew my pinto loving spawn would turn into this monster, this reptilian lizard kin son of a bitch.
as i type this im in the electronic section of Giant Tiger and getting in tune with my inner "rogue pixels" so that i have a sturdy defense against my son named Michael Jet (mjet for short"
have i failed as a father? yes and no. i bought him the 1.3 digger mobile in automatic to teach him temperance and respect for the samurai code, you start low and aim high, but like most corrupt defective boys he'd rather just identify as THE GOLD FACE instead of dealing with me directly. i have to deal with THE GOLD FACE as proxy. these are his crimes who will take him in
fucking absolute scum
Hudson Robinson
Get some ointment on that anus of yours, babby.
Nolan Myers
I cannot be the only one.
Nathaniel Butler
This is like a surprised anime girl face
Robert Allen
so its the cheapest and most reliable.....who could possibly want that?
Benjamin Hughes
wrong helmet
but youre not the only one
Jason Rivera
>the US does not care about wagons so they didn't bother.
Which is bullshit, fucktards over here are the reason we don't get dope wagons
Jaxson Moore
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Camden Sullivan
You're retarded
Noah Sullivan
Wagons are fucking lame.
Mason Wright
So are crossovers fuckboy pussy.
Jace Edwards
Yeah, that's why they're the most popular. Contrarian pleb.
Noah Robinson
Normies have no taste, I thought you knew better than this lol.
Joseph Lee
Fuck you wagons are beautiful.
Zachary Martin
Neither does most of Veeky Forums, this shithole jerks it to 80's cars lmao. Makes it hard to take anything they say seriously.
No.
Carson Gomez
fuck you bro, wagons are sick, mainly fast, angry, german and swedish wagons.
Charles Walker
If they weren't ugly I'd agree. Only thing worse are shooting brakes.
Brandon Jackson
>not realizing brick is peak aesthetic
Jacob Perez
Just pay for the sedan. The SUV is fucking ugly.
Hudson Roberts
>Only thing worse are shooting brakes.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK UNCULTURED SCUM
Benjamin Harris
Peak tasteless no talent design sure.
I can't think of a single good looking shooting brake. At least I can think of a handful of nice wagons.
Isaac Sanchez
Best looking SUV ever?
Cars like that aren't really made to sell though, they're promotional material for the cheaper models.
Lincoln Hill
Contrarian soy opinion.
Julian Lewis
>Best looking SUV ever?
Fuck no, not even close.
Tyler Baker
That touareg can't even compare
Jaxon Wilson
Yes it can.
Straight lines > Jellybean shit
Colton Wood
>Fastest SUV on the ring
Amazing. People buy SUV's expecting them to be sports cars.
Henry Perez
Boring.
FCA makes the two best looking SUVs currently if we're being honest.
Zachary Butler
Looks like a modern minibus lmao
Ryan Perry
The trackhawk is fun, but it's really not good looking at all.
How many SUVs have you seen outside of your FCA bubble?
Ethan Reyes
Amazing, retards think a sports vehicle isn't about being sporty.
Dylan Rivera
Ah, I forgot about the new Range Rovers. They are pretty.
Luis Scott
>FCA makes the two best looking SUVs currently if we're being honest.
Really?
How can thay be the case when Toyota makes THE best looking SUV?
Austin Wilson
That shit is so dated I laughed.
Noah Johnson
I think the new Camry looks great. And the fact that it as anything other then a CVT is great to
Elijah Wright
200 land cruiser = xc90 > power gap > stelvio
im more of a 79 series land cruiser kind of guy
Tyler Torres
Amazing, retards think utility vehicles arent about being utilitarian
Adam Barnes
So whats good looking in your opinion?
Easton Robinson
Too bad it's a sports utility vehicle. lol you are retarded.
Ryder Sanchez
Burgers don't buy wagons. Subaru and Volvo have to market their lifted crosscountry wagons as SUVs.
Chase Ross
There's more. Not a fan of a car stuck 30 years in the past.
Cooper Turner
>sports mean car go fast brum brum
no you fucking retard, SUVs were originally designed for outdoorsmanship, that's where the sport moniker comes from.
stupid fucking brainlet
Oliver Wright
>le ebin soiboi meme
No, they're just better :^)
Ian Butler
Amazing, retards think "go-fast" is the only motorsport.
Jacob Johnson
Because stupid normies who couldn't afford SUVs back when they were luxury vehicles like crossovers now.
Ethan Scott
Ethan Williams
Seems like you're the brainlet lol.
Crawling over rocks isn't motorsport, it's rednecks on their way to fuck cousins.
lol no, posting a wagon proves your shit taste anyway.
Nolan Robinson
>Expensive excuse for single old men to jerk each other in the middle of nowhere
>motorsport
Cameron Morales
>n-nooo u :(
stay butthurt, are you going to retard smash into a wall?
Elijah Bailey
>quadriplegia
>image didn't load the wheels
This is some next level shit
Gavin Brooks
Meh, all you can do is shitpost images and sperg. Grow up kid. Stelvio is the best SUV ever made.
Aiden Harris
>implying this doesn't describe Dakar too
Jacob Gutierrez
FCA shills are actually mentally retarded lmao.
Sergio is cruel.
John Collins
>hating on wagons AND shooting brakes
>defending crossovers
Literally no opinion you have matters
Joseph Hughes
Faster than any faggy "suv" you like.
Yeah, that's my line you no taste pleb.
Charles Peterson
You have to be 18 to post here
Easton Reed
Says the guy who hates on popular things to fit in.
Samuel Morris
>""""""""""""popular""""""""""""
whatever you say little timmy
Jayden Cox
Of course, your little internet echo chamber is the only thing that matters. Get a life.
Jacob Bailey
You are not making any sense anymore you retard.
What the fuck are you even talking about lol.
Lincoln Carter
Brainlet lol
Brandon Reyes
Give me one reason to like crossovers. Appeal to popular opinion is not valid.
Landon Foster
>hating popular things
>to fit in
I don't think you understand how "fitting in" works. High school's probably pretty rough for you, huh?