Paying over $80,000 for an Italian designed sub-3L V6 automatic crossover

>paying over $80,000 for an Italian designed sub-3L V6 automatic crossover

How fucking stupid are FCA customers?

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Considering that FCA actually has customers, very fucking stupid

They look great, 50/50 weight distribution, 0-60 in under 4 seconds, fastest SUV on the Ring. It's well worth the money.

branding aside, why the fuck couldn't this have been a wagon?

>paying over 100 dollars a month just to shitpost on Veeky Forums constantly criticizing people who don't have their lives revolving around an anonymous imageboard
how fucking stupid are you?

Alfa romeo is trying to force themselves into the US market via Chrysler dealer networks. the US does not care about wagons so they didn't bother.

>blaming just the US for making it an SUV
nytimes.com/2018/03/03/climate/suv-sales-global-climate.html

absolute abomination

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>50/50 weight distribution

Bullshit

>Alfa romeo is trying to force themselves into the US market
*blocks your path*

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Nobody likes that ugly hunk of plastic.

>twin turbo goodness
>sounds pretty damn good
>sounds better than any flatplane V8
There is literally nothing wrong with that V6.

That's why it's the best selling luxury SUV every years?

Thats because its the cheapest "luxury" suv.

What is the Porsche Macan/Cayanne or the Jag F-pace?

Not really. it's about the same price as X3, Q5, GLC, XC60...

It is like Maserati Levante
Unreliable as shit and pointless to buy considering the saloon is much better

yes. Alfa Romeo is in fact not the ugliest abomination. Are you happy now?

Sorry but you’re retarded. First of all it doesn’t cost $80k and second of all it’s a bargain at that price anyways. What other SUV in that price range is as quick and exotic?

ahahaha I'm laffin

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so it's better because it set a fast ring time?
i dont even

>Lexus
>better at anything than the competition

why aren't vehicles over certain physical dimensions taxed to high fuck?

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better at building reliable cars than Alfa most definitely.

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>so are Lexus cars good at anything?
>Uh, uh... They're reliable...

Literally no character whatsoever, and that shows. Toyota is going retarded with their designs and still Lexus models have zero personality.

better quality control

>shitty car got called out
>fanboy instant drop buzzword like muh soul/muh personality/muh character
Everytime. Especially eurocars

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They are in certain countries.

did you know mjet couldnt afford a used fiat punto and had to sell his mom's car to get it?

Good reliable cars don't have to be fucking ugly. Admit that Toyota designers suck dick and I will be on my way.

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>Circling the quattroformaggio
Well fuck you, too.

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it's quadrifoglio verde you dumb fucker

like that belongs on an suv

It may be a better engine but it doesn’t mean that it’s still not gay

>Not knowing how to spell quadriplegia
I shiggy diggy

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>i'm a boring person, therefore I really like my cars mediocre and boring
laffin

>drives a punto
Back to your containment thread, mfag

this one is for the toilet-kin, the absolute DIESEL SCUM small man with even smaller ideas. im finding it difficult to deal and speak with my diesel fiat loving son on a day to day basis hed rather be """going wonderlust levels of HAM""" at the local Blue Man Group show at the expense of my life insurance. he wants to make my death look like an accident so that he can claim the money and go watch Matilda on Ice with impunity. the absolute SHIT LIPS this activity is nothing short of sneaky, i never knew my pinto loving spawn would turn into this monster, this reptilian lizard kin son of a bitch.

as i type this im in the electronic section of Giant Tiger and getting in tune with my inner "rogue pixels" so that i have a sturdy defense against my son named Michael Jet (mjet for short"

have i failed as a father? yes and no. i bought him the 1.3 digger mobile in automatic to teach him temperance and respect for the samurai code, you start low and aim high, but like most corrupt defective boys he'd rather just identify as THE GOLD FACE instead of dealing with me directly. i have to deal with THE GOLD FACE as proxy. these are his crimes who will take him in

fucking absolute scum

Get some ointment on that anus of yours, babby.

I cannot be the only one.

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This is like a surprised anime girl face

so its the cheapest and most reliable.....who could possibly want that?

wrong helmet
but youre not the only one

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>the US does not care about wagons so they didn't bother.
Which is bullshit, fucktards over here are the reason we don't get dope wagons

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You're retarded

Wagons are fucking lame.

So are crossovers fuckboy pussy.

Yeah, that's why they're the most popular. Contrarian pleb.

Normies have no taste, I thought you knew better than this lol.

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Fuck you wagons are beautiful.

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Neither does most of Veeky Forums, this shithole jerks it to 80's cars lmao. Makes it hard to take anything they say seriously.

No.

fuck you bro, wagons are sick, mainly fast, angry, german and swedish wagons.

If they weren't ugly I'd agree. Only thing worse are shooting brakes.

>not realizing brick is peak aesthetic

Just pay for the sedan. The SUV is fucking ugly.

>Only thing worse are shooting brakes.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK UNCULTURED SCUM

Peak tasteless no talent design sure.

I can't think of a single good looking shooting brake. At least I can think of a handful of nice wagons.

Best looking SUV ever?

Cars like that aren't really made to sell though, they're promotional material for the cheaper models.

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Contrarian soy opinion.

>Best looking SUV ever?
Fuck no, not even close.

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That touareg can't even compare

Yes it can.

Straight lines > Jellybean shit

>Fastest SUV on the ring

Amazing. People buy SUV's expecting them to be sports cars.

Boring.

FCA makes the two best looking SUVs currently if we're being honest.

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Looks like a modern minibus lmao

The trackhawk is fun, but it's really not good looking at all.

How many SUVs have you seen outside of your FCA bubble?

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Amazing, retards think a sports vehicle isn't about being sporty.

Ah, I forgot about the new Range Rovers. They are pretty.

>FCA makes the two best looking SUVs currently if we're being honest.

Really?

How can thay be the case when Toyota makes THE best looking SUV?

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That shit is so dated I laughed.

I think the new Camry looks great. And the fact that it as anything other then a CVT is great to

200 land cruiser = xc90 > power gap > stelvio

im more of a 79 series land cruiser kind of guy

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Amazing, retards think utility vehicles arent about being utilitarian

So whats good looking in your opinion?

Too bad it's a sports utility vehicle. lol you are retarded.

Burgers don't buy wagons. Subaru and Volvo have to market their lifted crosscountry wagons as SUVs.

There's more. Not a fan of a car stuck 30 years in the past.

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>sports mean car go fast brum brum

no you fucking retard, SUVs were originally designed for outdoorsmanship, that's where the sport moniker comes from.

stupid fucking brainlet

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>le ebin soiboi meme
No, they're just better :^)

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Amazing, retards think "go-fast" is the only motorsport.

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Because stupid normies who couldn't afford SUVs back when they were luxury vehicles like crossovers now.

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Seems like you're the brainlet lol.

Crawling over rocks isn't motorsport, it's rednecks on their way to fuck cousins.

lol no, posting a wagon proves your shit taste anyway.

>Expensive excuse for single old men to jerk each other in the middle of nowhere
>motorsport

>n-nooo u :(

stay butthurt, are you going to retard smash into a wall?

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>quadriplegia
>image didn't load the wheels
This is some next level shit

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Meh, all you can do is shitpost images and sperg. Grow up kid. Stelvio is the best SUV ever made.

>implying this doesn't describe Dakar too

FCA shills are actually mentally retarded lmao.

Sergio is cruel.

>hating on wagons AND shooting brakes
>defending crossovers
Literally no opinion you have matters

Faster than any faggy "suv" you like.

Yeah, that's my line you no taste pleb.

You have to be 18 to post here

Says the guy who hates on popular things to fit in.

>""""""""""""popular""""""""""""

whatever you say little timmy

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Of course, your little internet echo chamber is the only thing that matters. Get a life.

You are not making any sense anymore you retard.

What the fuck are you even talking about lol.

Brainlet lol

Give me one reason to like crossovers. Appeal to popular opinion is not valid.

>hating popular things
>to fit in
I don't think you understand how "fitting in" works. High school's probably pretty rough for you, huh?

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