/utg/ - Undertale General

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female frisk is the dumbest fandom thing

you're the dumbest fandom thing

That one user who goes on about femfrisk and the female monsters is the most annoying poster on here desu

I'm personally for Male Frisk and Female Chara

Or both being ambiguous, that's fine too

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Not any more than male Frisk.

yep

so is female chara

Dumber even than the skeleton-verse?

yes

Dumber than Cherry and the Lich?

male frisk is the dumbest fandom thing

With the exception of Papyrus, all of the monsters Frisk can flirt with are female

FRISK IS LESBIAN DUMMY

Frisk can also flirt with a sentient mold colony.
I'm not sure what you're getting at here.

Frisk can shove his dick into it.

*Her pussy
Dumbass.

oh boy, someone triggered the pedo

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This. Tell me you wouldn't use a Moldsmal as a fleshlight. If you say no, you're lying. Just like you lied about not sticking your dick in the jello.

is that fucking marty

meh

Read Nigga

READ

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hey /utg/, anyone got any image collections they're up to sharing? mostly looking for best skeleton because he is good.

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>that pic
If you're going to have Toriel execute anyone, she would probably do it herself with her fire magic.

Toriel doesn't like to prolong suffering, unlike the lizard whore.

You go to Monster.com, you'll be a monster

Just post sans

So I just beat pacifist run last night.

Now what do I do?

Nah, imma post his cousin
Pick from our list of fine waifus and husbandos, and then buckle up

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k

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True TP with your best friend or just past Omega Flowey?

do it

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Male Frisk supporters are just as bad for wanting to self insert as Frisk to fuck their favorite

What if Frisk was human?

Napstablook was confirmed masculine by Japanese translation, and you can flirt with them too.

hey shes a leviathan apparently

What if Frisk is actually a changeling from Changeling the Lost.

I'm sorry I can't relate to your weird labyrinthine female reproductive organs.

Asgore's vagina!

Frisk looks cock-eyed.

Jokes on you m8
I'm just a guy that wants this girl to do pure and fun things with this goat

Asgore's greedy cunt milking your human cock of its essence as he pants above you!
His face flushed red beneath his fur in embarrassment and arousal!
You can feel his heartbeat as the plush wet walls of his pussy wring you for every drop of seed!

im gonna vomit

Frisk is canonically a yamato nadeshiko.

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Asgore dilating!

Reminder

Asgore apologizing as he comes down from the throws of his orgasm!
Asgore saying that behavior wasn't very Kingly of him!
The swarthy boss monster trying to stand up!
Pulling him back down, his hips pressed against your own!
Kissing him roughly!
Telling him he's a really shitty king!
Asgore looking disheartened!
Taking his face in your hands and telling him he's a fucking good queen!

Draw Alphys doing something destructive

>throws

sheeeit

Imagine stumbling out of your house one night and ending up in a bad part of town. A pack of niggers beats the shit out of you and takes your wallet and pants. Then you somehow manage to shamble back home and into your bed. Then you wake up the next day and some sick fuck sawed off your arms and legs while you were sleeping. Somehow. Also a good portion of your brain was caved in by the niggers and you suddenly don't care about anything.

Now imagine one night eating 24 chili cheese burritos and washing it down with a gallon of prune juice. To make matters worse, those filthy spics at the restaurant didn't wash their hands so now you've got a particularly nasty case of food poisoning. You spend the entire night and next day shitting your guts out and by the time you finish your so utterly exhausted and dehydrated that you fall right to sleep. Then you wake up the next day with a million dollars added to your bank account and your dick is 6 inches longer. And your colon has never been cleaner.

is this soundsgoat

No this is patrick

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Post your musics with your muses

youtube.com/watch?v=XbU9UUwxBxA

youtube.com/watch?v=FZLgXOz1om4

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Her eyes are sustained quasars, and the ears are colliding nebulae with her fur made of converging stars filled out with the cosmic dust from the quasar accretion field.

That is final form Towriel.

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I'm too bad at being a drawfag to draw, but I could probably write a short fic if I could find a possible motive for Alphys to destroy something/stuff/someone/some group.

youtube.com/watch?v=aPZJAUgdRVM

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One last Chara before slep

9-year coma didn't stop me from loving him

Are you a time traveler?

Why do people ship Bowser with Asgore? First of all They're both straight dudes, second is the fact that Bowser canonically has a more intelligent nerdy sister as pointed out in the official Nintendo Mario Cd song.

we all are
no I just slept for two thirds of a day and that's what it feels like

you think any of that ever stopped barafaggotry?

What do you care? You hate Asgore anyways and would bitch regardless of who they shipped him with.

>that Papyrus & Frisk comic

damn that's cute as hell

>canon sexuality stopping shippers
Is this your first time on the internet?

post age headcanons for the main characters

Frisk: 7 - 9
Sans: 25
Papyrus: 16 - 18
Undyne: 22 - 25
Alphys: 25

Toriel: 55
Sans: 25
Papyrus: 20
Undyne: 22
Alphys: 23
Asgore: 55
Frisk: 74

Disclaimer: Assumption of different lifespans/aging rates or lack thereof
Frisk: 9
Sans: 118
Papyrus: 20
Undyne: 24
Alphys: 38
Asgore: 600+
Toriel: 450+
Chara: 10-11 (Years dead not included)
Asriel: 10 (Years dead not included)
Muffet: 12-13
Temmie: 1000+

I can't find the pic now, but your pic reminds me of one I saw where Flowey is squeezing some juice out of a soul.

Asgore and Toriel: Old
Everyone else: Young

Frisk: 7-10
Sans: late 20s
Papyrus: 20s
Undyne: mid 20s
Alphys: late 20s
Asgore: physically late 30s, early 40s
Toriel: physically late 30s, early 40s
Chara: 10~
Asriel: 10~
Muffet: 12~

You gonna suck this cock clean RIGHT NOW

No.

I have no sexual desire toward roosters.

youtube.com/watch?v=KCbnP_-GV6o

Is it still beach time?