/pg/ - Persona General

>Tohru Adachi meets a kindred soul, Sae Niijima

I'm wicked but i'm powerful.

I'm going to risk starting shit by pointing out that nobody tried making a Makoto Monday all day today, while last week, the Annfags bitched and moaned that the toasters cucked them out of Takamaki Tuesday.

Now that I've said that, feel free to assume that the Makotofags for the next few hours starting shit are false-flaggers, but it's a point that needs to be raised. They're behaving.

fuck off cat eater

who cares

While I do like Futaba, I'm not a Futabafag
Truth be told, I picked that image because it says listen in the background, since I was trying to get people's attention

ok

It's evidence that Annfags are the worst. Did you SEE that other thread?

>the toasters
it was just labrysfag

there are no more toasterfags on /pg/

What does that even mean
Fujos don't eat pussy

...

see

I can't wait for Persona 5 Akechi Goro of the Resurrection!

I automatically associate it with Makotofags now.

Goro leads a new and happy life with the PTs, gets to graduate at the top of his class and he's happy. It's just a dream though, in reality he was found dying shortly after Joker defeats Yaldy and dies after breaking down because he knows it's not the truth.

I like Aigis.
But I also like Mitsuru and Elizabeth.

I definitely don't care for Labrys and her stupid fucking accent.

She's mine /pg/
It's honestly not that big of a deal. Who cares?

I preach truths

Makoto kills Goro for flirting with her man, Sae helps her hide the body and the two bond over their mutual hatred of him.

What's the font?
I want to make a "All Groojos are whores" edit.

>Sae hating Goro
Did you play the game? lol

Ryuji loves his Queen!

well, i'm still here
i don't make waifu OPs though

>like
Liking a character =/= fagging for them

>Ryuji telling someone to take their studies seriously
>RYUJI saying this

Well, it's good to know he realized his feelings for Ann, but calling her a Queen is a bit much, no?

I was too lazy to make a thread and like my fellow ritualposter said, who gives a phuck.

Also my phone spergs out when I try to copy the OP text.

What about husbandos? Are they acceptable Adachi?

dumb phoneposter

No idea but you could just rewrite it completely and use CC Wild Words, and Steel City Comic is good too. It's not much to rewrite anyway.

Why do you guys come here if you haven't played Persona for months?

habit

Weren't you here for the last thread?
Husbandofags are Bitches.

"discussion"

Hey, I played it 3 1/2 weeks ago!

Nothing better to do.

>be Joker
>at school
>japanese class with Kawakami-sensei
>we started dating a few weeks ago
>we even call ourselves on a first-name basis
>didn't get much sleep last night, so I have trouble keeping up with the class
>"Sadayo-chan, Could you repeat that part again please?"
>Realize the terrible mistake I made
>Lastsurprise.mp3
>Everyone is looking at me with an extremely disgusted face
>Ann avoids looking at my direction
>Mishima is trying his hardest to hold his laughter
>Morgana doesn't say anything at all
>spaghettis falling out of my pockets

user, I've been playing Persona on and off since P5 released. I'm about to finish up my third P5 playthrough before trying one big Persona marathon.
What's a good Skillset for Messiah, while I'm thinking about P3?

Sae sucks Goro off under the table at Leblanc.

Was that not just for Goro? My husbando is Kanji.

Honestly, it's probably both.

Because I am an expert on the lore and must continue to teach the children about how Atlus doesn't give a shit about us.

Goro jacks Sae off under the table at Leblanc.

To talk about Goro.

This desu

Goro gets a sex change so Shido can fuck him like he's always dreamed. He's upset when he finds out he still can't get pregnant and will never have his brother-son or sister-daughter.

I don't know how to leave

What would happen if the PT went to a stripclub?

Everyday until DSN

Depends, are there Cognitions of themselves there?

Instead of some complicated plan involving Joker's capture, the Phantom Thieves just stab Goro to death on the eve of Sae's palace and dump his body in mementos. Because no one actually cared about him, he is quickly forgotten and no one gives a shit when he disappears.

No.

Finally Takamaki Tuesday.
Every day is Ann day for me, but it's only today that I can celebrate it with you all.

Keep dancing Makobro.

I'm sure Yusuke would whip out his sketchbook and start sketching one of the ladies because he thinks she's pretty, and Goro is uninterested the whole time because he's a huge homo.

somebody talk about goro holy shit

No Yusuke would diss their makeup and call them unaesthetically pleasing

Goro gets a massive case of fiery diarrhea after eating the Russian takoyaki. He sits on the toilet for hours, asshole aflame, crying in pain as he somehow expels more and more shit until finally he dies on the toilet. Turns out the takoyaki was poisoned, Joker's classmates were trying to murder him but Goro took the bullet instead.

Is Goro Chris-chan now

What with all these goro doujin posts?

Let's talk about Goro Daimon!

Well then what is even the point?

welcome to the goro hour, please enjoy your stay

no but he's converting to christianity so that he can marry his one true love: Hifumi

What would Goro's un-clit feel like?

>the spices were to cover up the taste of cynide

Because this is /pg/ - Persona Goro.

>Haru is sweet !!
>Haru is kind !!
>Haru is silly !!
>Haru is a heroine of justice !!
>Haru is compassionate !!
>Haru is clumsy !!
>Haru is spring !!
>Haru is fluffy !!
>Haru is a lady !!
>Haru is generous !!
>Haru is Empress !!
>Haru is for loving !!
>Haru is a smart cookie !!
>Haru is useful !!
>Haru is funny !!
>Haru is endearing !!
>Haru is dorky !!
>Haru is elegant !!
>Haru is pure !!
>Haru is Haru, not Ann !!
>I love Haru !!

What would happen if Goro got a lapdance?

Ryuji fucks Goro raw. With the blade of Yusuke's Katana. Yusuke paints it.

bags of sand

What happens when DSN comes out?

It's night time so that means it's Goro time, baby!

Ann.

Ai wins!

Do you think he uses Goro's blood for the reds?

Stop talking about Persona 5 holy fuck
>worst story
>worst characters
>worst music
>worst everything except """""style"""""
Let's talk about a superior game, like Persona 4

From who?

which persona girl would indulge me in my love of 80s pop music like Wham! and Tears for Fears?

B

Makoto

Kawakami

Sae

Takemi

kys cybelle fag

those old and busted Persona 1 and 2 girls probably

Ohya

Goro contracts AIDS from all the dirty old men Shido lets fuck him.

That would be his first and only choice

Now that would be interesting. He'd probably be flustered and tell her that that isn't professional and she should stop, but starts playing along and gets into it after a while.

Where are my Ai x Mishima doujins?

hey that wasn't me. I like P5

Okay sure, we'll talk about a better game.

Isn't Persona 3 the best game in the franchise? Not only is the final boss intense as fuck, going through the entire Arcana, but even the girls are fucking top tier (has ANYONE ever topped Mitsuru?).
And then there's the protagonist, sacrificing himself to protect the entire world from the Death if everything! Man, I'd hate to have to follow that, because there's no topping that ending. You'd have to be a complete loser to even think you're worth following that!