/owg/ - Overwatch General

Dont worry guys hes from a discord. Im gonna expose him real soon

Make way for Blizzard's best written romance.

Is Junkrat a skillful hero?

I don't see anything.

I prefer boyly girls

Amélie Lacroix on the coast

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I've ran into some really good junkrats way before the buff

Wǒ búshì yào zhēnduì nǐ, bié wǎngxīnlǐqù.

I never really noticed how dumb New Ripe-Tire could be until I saw a dude navigating that thing across the top of the buildings of Point A of King's Row. That was really stupid. Absolutely no one would know to look above them for a Rip-Tire

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I want to empty the contents of my testicles into Sombra's womb

>[Robotic 1812 Overture]
>youtu.be/Qa-lmcdlq4A?t=55s

How does her makeup stay on under water?

Ó, tài bàngle!

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>new maps for FFA
They're too fucking big, I spent most of the time running around trying to find anyone. Most games run out of time instead of kills.

She hacked the ocean/sea she's floating in, duh.

This game hates white people

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Chink is a fucked up language. But in 100 years, it might be what English is now.

A discord server about /owg/?

Look at those hips!

is the lootbox reward for ffa broken?

What is Pharah's sexual orientation? She seems straight as fuck

ye__

>enemy McCree is on fire 100%
>see afterwards he was top 500 McCree main
>POTG is him fan, roll, fan and then using his ult to reload his gun so he can fan again

I'm not going to wonder how a top 500 wound up in my game, because shit matchmaking isn't new, but I thought this was interesting. Is there any other way to do this faster, because I think the guy was doing it almost instantly.

i am enjoying this season.
whatever they did to the SR system
i like it
almost no trolls, retards, or degenerates
everyone is trying

>almost no trolls, retards, or degenerates
>only plays meta characters

Well that's why.

It's not giving a lootbox for placing first, and the icon isn't going away.

>tfw Lifeguard McCree will never rescue you

im glad that the new SR system has sent off meta snowflake shitters down to silver. i never have to deal with you ever again

Frigid.

She seems straight: I mean she gushes all over Rein and McCree. But with all her mommy issues she might be bisexual, wanting a strong woman to dominate her.

>get 1 week of FFA Deathmatch at Chateau Guillard
>suddenly FFA Deathmatch is being featured on Team Deathmatch maps

Fucking why? Jesus Christ, Blizzard.

Oj fug muh dick

>wanting a strong woman to dominate her.
That doesn't sound stupid

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there are huge numbers of aimbotters in DM. the mode is completely ruined

Yeah because wherever you are I'm definitely higher.

She might get sexual satisfaction from a woman, but she needs a strong man to love

>wanting a strong woman to dominate her.
That's why Pharah x Widow gets me so hard

So, Reinhardt. Or McCree. Or Jack. Or Gabriel. Or any of the guys that were a part of Overwatch.

>get a duo Winston/Mercy on team with 2 tanks already
>Mercy keeps asking for a hitscan dps
>ask her why she doesn't ask her winston fuccboi to switch off
>she loses her fucking shit in chat and starts to troll in order to defend her duo's """""honor"""""

Why are the people who play this game huge fucking faggots?

Why is it that mouthbreathers in this game can't shoot enemy pharah?

Can't they all get along, it's really unfair to put Pharah in the middle but damn is it hot

Aiming and looking up at the same time is too difficult for them.

Whenever I shoot at her her teammates kill me or the Mercy shoved up her ass keeps her alive while she kills me.

>it's really unfair to put Pharah in the middle but damn is it hot

McRee

She's not in the middle. Mother knows best, after all.

Shoot the Mercy first. Always. It's been a year now. Learn.

Ill never get Widow users.

They fucking suck. Like, are they using her to pledge loyalty to their waifu? Fucking lowlifes. I lust and obsessed over Mercy, not that I use her in game ever.

I have more problems dealing with Lucio than I do dealing with those two.

She's mine.

>deathmatch game has a record low of 2 McCrees
>entire game is me fighting them both at all times since every spawn puts me near them
>potg goes to one of them, in which he fucking dies, respawns, then gets a free ult since I had no chance to react in any way
I haven't bitched about spawn points in a long time. Blizzard really captured the shitty CoD-tier respawns.

Maybe you should get good so snipers are actually good. You'd love Junkertown then.

The best way to make people lost their shit is to find a high level - low level premade, then giving the low level some advices.
Most of the time the high level will rage like a retard, like an unsecure guy seeing you talking to his gf.

I got this situation yesterday where the low level picked a Mercy (my Main, so fuck you already) and asked us if he could use her only as a DPS Battle Mercy.
Of course it failed hard and we lost.

After the "defeat" screen, I just said "Now you get that Battle Mercy doesn't work".
And two seconds later, the Mercy's mate lost his shit, raging and screaming "U shitter! You suck" and so on...

As pathetic as it is, that's our community...

>I lust and obsessed over Mercy, not that I use her in game ever.
Just come out and tell everyone you're a healslut, you faggot.

That has to be the best Pharah video

>go McCree to fight Pharah on Dorado
>she gets behind us and everyone ignores her
>I keep shooting her while she hides between the buildings but healer isn't healing anyone but our full-health reinhardt
>our healer swaps off and goes Torb and starts talking shit in chat because "no one is shooting pharah gg"

I think it has something to do with that the people who play overwatch are the worst scum to play video games.

You can keep her. It's probably more plesant and wet to fuck a pile of salt

Wow, Fareeha is such a slut. I never knew.

You deserved the loss anyway.

>Ill never get Widow users.
>They fucking suck
Never heard anything about "training". I play Widow a lot because I want to get better, but there's always an asshole complaining I don't land headshot every time I shoot.

you have no idea
devilhs-adult-art.tumblr.com/post/164915838441/pharah-superslut-full-collection-part-1-part

>shoot at the Mercy
>Pharah kills me

There is something really uncanny valley about her face. Is it digitally touched up so it looks more game like or what?

Rude.

I don't understand how easy people in overwatch lose their fucking shit while playing. Are all Overwatch players mentally unstable or on some form of estrogen pills that cause rapid mood-swings?

It's because everyone should be fighting them together. But shitters think they can ignore her and her mercy orbiter and when they lose they can simply blame the single hitscan dps.

>Is it digitally touched up so it looks more game like or what?
yes.

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>shoot at Pharah
>Mercy kills me

The ass-man in me is screaming in delight

Good.

They should ban Symmetra and Winston from FFA Deathmatch. Im sick of these talentless fucks getting into top 4 by mindlessly autoaiming

Thought so. I don't like it. It looks like she's wearing a sex doll tier mask.

Is there more?

I actually think 50% of the playerbase has legitimate mental issues of some sort. I had a guy switch to widow then proceed to do like utter shit, and then scream his fucking lungs off into the mic when I called him out on it.

Entire team agreed that he had some mental problems.

Yes.

You're a bad Widow then.

I don't use Widow.

It's funny how after living in chinese for two years I can read pin yin and have no idea what it means until i say it aloud to myself, then i can understand it.
nobody cares

Any cute girls in EU want to play some quickplay matches? I am new to the game btw. Post your btag please, I will add you.

>It's just QP bro
>"goes genji"

Welp, I found your problem about why you can't seem to deal with them.

What Halloween skins would you like to see this year?

Better care because like half of world's population are gonna be chinks at some point

>girls
You asking for girl(boy), yes?