/ink/ - Splatoon General

Reminder to keep calm while playing!
It affects your performance and your life.

>Pearl's family is rich as fuck
>Biggest shill around

Why?

RAGE FUELS DESIRE FOR DEATH

What do you mean?

Some play splatoon in black and white or inverted colors and post results.

I want to be dominated by an Octoling!

Woomy!

Tried my hand at a Squid Next Door. No idea how to do bald with tentacles but I gave it a shot.

Fuck you, I do what I want.

that came out wrong

Nice. I like it

WHO /SHINY/ HERE

This is the first time I've seen this shit since like B rank and certainly the only time in S+. And it's only because Splatling is stupid in Splat Zones if you leave it alive.

Her family owns the company that owns Enperry, which means a lot of cross-promotion with other subsidiaries.

I like it!

>finally got a Switch and Splatoon 2
>actually having fun

WAIT SHIT I'M A RETARD

I got shiny for a few games with a Dynamo Roller once and that felt pretty special.

i was already thinking of doing that, user
here goes

Noice!

How is Pearl even likeable?
>Ugly gremlin look
>She's a big bully
>She only got to where she is because of family connections.
>Uses the most dirty strategies in matches
>A giant shill
>Raps

it's pretty easy to get. Even harder to actually lose it.

Reminder that a gold flag is the most pure expression of absolute skill and the highest award one can achieve in the game!

Choose your side!

Literally just made a list of why she's likeable

that's a neato lookin squid, good job

She has a heart of gold and mind of a lawyer. Perfect combo.

lord it's already fucking impossible
better turn on color lock first

She's also bad at turf war

These are all likable qualities. If she was another basic bitch like the Squid Sisters and Marina there would be nothing fun or interesting about her.

>better turn on color lock first
Don't be a baby. Keep it off and adapt.

Question: does the pro controllers analog sticks feel octagonal like the joycon? Why do they insist on doing this

Please only say nice things about Pearl, he reads everything you say about her.

If it wasn't for the post that shot would be the opening scene to some kinda noir film monologue

>he

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I don't have my Pro near me but if remember right they are the same but bigger

>skill
>in Turf War

I can't tell if this drumpf or contarian speak.

oops i gave away my rank
n-no bully

Also if a webmfag could teach me how the hell they both play the game with low latency and record at the same time that would be helpful. the only cap software i have is the Windows 10 camera and it dry heaves like crazy when I try to record even 720p

That wasn't referring to Pearl

Wow. Cool that Toni Kensa's getting in on the action of electronics. The grayscale is very chic.

Yes, skill. Because you have to account for the hell that's worse than Ranked in order to reach that flag. You can't get there on luck alone.

>her

This offends me as a Pearlfag

get furious marinafag. shes not the one that had to get patched

The Jet is so reliable in rank

she was a pushy dame, but then, most dames are

It's interesting to note that when you use inverted or greyscale colors, the screencap function still takes them in color.

I don't understand this generation's memes.

Reminder that we are at hapiningcon 2

>Make a game about painting
>Make more competitive modes too to mix it up
>They completely overshadow the game's original concept
>Make a sequel
>Put a useless little golden flag as a reward exclusive to the painting mode
>Everyone begins to see that mode as the most competitive after all

They knew exactly what they were doing

Reminder that Dataminers are cancer that spoil every surprise.

I hope it just remains dummied software at this point.

Reminder that the dataminers didn't find these but were given them by a third party, so they don't know if it's models taken from the game or something someone whipped up as a fake and are exercising caution.

What a shit hairstyle for boy Octolings. I guess the Inkling boys aren't much better though.

It's not gonna be playable octolings
It's never going to be playable octolings
If playable octos ever become a thing, i will shove a sharpie in my pooper and post with timestamp. You can screenshot this if you want

Looks old timey. I like it.

>sharpier in my pooper
user, this sort of thing is supposed to be a punishment, not something you do in daily life.

>the screencap function still takes them in color.
Damn it nintendo.

why is the splattershot in japan 8000yen gosh

remember when they said the rapid blaster was shit?

and then you could just stack attack all day long and it was good?

You can always do what I just did, take the cap anyway and view them while still in Greyscale mode with a capture card.

Or just edit it in Gimp afterwards, that works too.

I always love the rapid even before damage up and run speed up :3c

Throw on a safari hat, pullover coat and some Rockenberg shoes, I wanna see if it's possible to pull off a classic P.I. look.

Because it shoots actual ink it extracts from your body.

I know. Still a tad disappointing.

playable octarians?

>Everyone begins to see that mode as the most competitive after all
It's probably just me cause everyone still has the Splatoon 1 mentality that Turf War is for casual babbies and Ranked is where the real skill is, plus the flags and the Freshness stat isn't as prominent and understandable as the rank system is. But thinking about all the challenges that Turf War now offers and how many wins you have to get to reach it, and it seems like a more lustrous prize than S+50 is.

And so I want it even more than anything else right now.

It's happening this time for sure!...maybe...probably.

Probably never. It hurts.

I wish they were this cute in game
In game they look pretty freaky

I just edit them with the camera app on my phone after posting to twitter
Almost any phone nowadays has some kind of grayscale option in the native editing app

I dunno

Nintendo loves doing spinoffs of different genres and Splatoon is a huge hit. I wouldn't be surprised to see something with them.

Honestly hope Octolings never become playable unless it was in their own mode

I think they're pretty cute.

Drop your cocks and grab your socks /ink/
It's time to get to work
youtube.com/watch?v=8V1HS0KradY

GET TO WORK!

same

maybe later

7 loss streak (not the same user from earlier) that lost me my S rank, to getting a shiny rapid blaster. Then I lost it. I fucking hate SZ

good job you darn weeaboo

pro sr room is up

6404-4365-6806 Toon

I

NEED

a Splatoon Tactics game

i'd be so fucking good, especially with the line up of weapons we have, classes would be easy

The rice hat brings fertility and good luck

Splatoon but Project Steam when

Maybe tomorrow.
Night, /ink/

There's so much room for splatoon spin-offs. There's a billion things you could do.

>Four humans get magically transported to Inkopolis overnight and become squids
>Three are happy with this new change
>The last one sees it as an illusion and his friends are using it to escape from their problems, and decides to destroy it instead
>You play as this squid

>stage 4 boss with ink brush

i want to die

wouldn't you rather want to get good?

Sent lad

But Octobrush gave me my fastest time on the Octoshower. You can easily 1-cycle each phase.

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