>Have friend >Not interested in cars >try to talk him into cars as much as I can >hes a lonely neckbeard but a solid 6.5/10 not too bad >make fake fb account pretending to be a 7/10 qt >catfish him >tell him how attractive car guys are >he starts asking me personally about cars >get him into the jist of how some stuff works >continue catfishing him telling him how I love a man that can work on cars >I ask him the next weekend to help me with a project >he comes and helps, excitedly >asks me for help on changing his oil and other maint >taught him how to do brake pads >continue catfishing, at this point I dont even need to hes so interested in cars >asks to go to a cars and coffee
Have you made any of your friends car guys/girls? I did this with my best friend and it worked out pretty gud, gonna probably delete the fake fb soon
That's not really being a friend. You manipulated him into doing your car maintenance and into a hobby that is a sausage fest.
Juan Sullivan
Just two bros doing things they enjoy.
Hunter Perry
OP is a fag in the closet.
Carter Allen
Im not in the closet I just wanted to have a new car friend.
Josiah Peterson
He's not enjoying it, he's just trying to get laid but it's all a lie
Elijah Bailey
Now give him a blowjob, that's what he actually wanted.
Ryder Butler
>have friend >totally obsessed with cars >constantly talks about them >notice him checking me out from time to time >little weird but he's not too creepy about it >out of nowhere he sets up a fake account to catfish me >clearly him pretending to be a girl >still can't stop talking about cars >transparent as fuck but now I feel bad >decide to humor him >gets super excited when I finally ask him in person cars >the change in his demeanor is actually kind of cute >oh fuck did I just think that >whatever man it's 2018 >still keep the facebook pretend sessions going because he hasn't fully come out yet >maybe I should take him on a date to on of those roaming car shows he's always going on about
op please keep us updated, I for one want to see your car themed pride wedding
Oliver Ross
Holy shit This is why you can trust absolutely no one with anything.
James Hall
Dumbfuck who cares about cars tell him you find Nazi men attractive.
Elijah Robinson
OP you sound like a fucking sociopath
Jace Anderson
>Manipulating your friends into liking what you like Die in a fire.
Isaac Martin
He really does enjoy it I'm not a sociopath I just wanted to show him how awesome cars are. No biggie. He can hit it off with a different girl and his new found love for cars will still exist.
This is hilarious and you are a good person OP, wish I had friends like you. Most people I know just use me for stuff like asking for rides and having the audacity to tell me what time they want to get picked up and shit.
This is the most homosexual thing I have ever read why didn't you just find another guy who's already into cars or do think this is the one true love you see yourself spending time with forever
Haha ask for nudes haha A nice flaccid pic too hehe Tell him to record his ding ding going from soft to hard I hope he's uncut so I can see the skin retract and his glans get moist from the precum hoho
>Have friend >Me and friend always hang out, pretty close >Friend drives a manual versa, he teaches me how to drive standard >After I learn how to drive manual I start getting more into cars >Eventually buy my own manual shitbox >Try to get my friend into cars, and he slowly starts appreciating them >I always talk about how I'm going to replace my car with something fun >Eventually he wants to do the same >After a few months his clutch burns out and he needs a new car >I help him decide on a 2014 honda civic si coupe >The car is beautiful and he really enjoys it, immediately he gets a flashpro >I'm replacing my shitbox soon too, and we will be able to hoon around together >But then one night I invited him to get fucked up on klonopin >We get fucked up and eventually I black out >Find out the next day my friend got mad and took the rest of my kpins then tried to drive home >8 miles up the road his car was totaled, after owning it for less than 3 months >Somehow avoided an oui >Insurance covered the car but now he had to find a new one >Ends up settling on a toyota corolla >And a month later I got my new car, with no one to hoon around with
If I was your friend, and I found out, I'd kill you.
Brody Russell
you should be lucky he only lost a car and not his life, user. look out for your friends a bit more but then again, i've never been interested in pills so i haven't the slightest what the effects of kpins are. >t. wanting to become a Veeky Forumstist cause i'm wrapping up First Stage but i have no one to talk to about cars or even learn from -- it's all digital from here on out >feelsreallybad
