Just got something in the mail for my BRZ. What ridiculous thing have I bought?
hints:
>not a performance part
>both cosmetic and functional
Unboxing Thread
Parker Moore
Luke Parker
dildo
Sebastian Ortiz
Did you buy a good engine?
Robert Ross
Something to go fuck yourself with.
Jayden Gomez
this
Anthony Cooper
What could it be?
Hudson Parker
a new vape, clearly
Parker Jenkins
Clever.
>not a performance part
Shitty guess, and shitty bait.
Wyatt Roberts
Hopefully the keys to a car worth having
Kayden Martinez
fpbp
James Cox
It came with fucking candy! This company gets me!
Dominic Wright
congrats they get that you're gay
Jason Rogers
Why do you need mud flaps, your car literally can't make the wheels spin fast enough to kick up rocks.
Jacob Nguyen
>Sends a retard "smarties"
Landon Cruz
That's kind of funny. Why smarties?
Brody Garcia
Reddit.
John Robinson
Not trying to be funny. I don't like you.
Ryder Moore
I get fucking tired of taking these things on and off.
Kayden Smith
I did it with my mr2 Spyder which has less power and more grip over the rear wheels
Justin Miller
Okay that's also stupid so I don't know why you'd bring it up
Connor Campbell
How can we secure parts on a car?
Bolts?
Screws?
No I got it, wedge a piece of plastic in there that will work!
Adrian James
Figured I'd loosen these up and put some anti seize on it while I'm down here. Makes it easier for the next time I have the alignment done.
Joseph Sanders
87 ft lbs. Spec is like 95 but with the anti seize it is slightly lubricated and you actually can over tighten them. Makes it a pain in the ass if you have to swap a spare, end up having to stand on the fucking tire iron.
Nathan Turner
Fronts stick out the side too much for my tastes but I'll see if they grow on me. I set both the fronts and backs in as far as I could. Maybe I'll bring the backs out so they match the fronts at least. It looks a bit disproportionate.
Adrian Miller
Benjamin Russell
Where the fuck are you? I see what looks like a house in the reflection, but that garage looks like a workshop.
Nicholas Harris
I hope this is a joke, if you loosened the tie rods you fucked your alignment.
Christopher Perry
You just use the marks I put on there to keep track of it and count the number of turns you do. The alignment of a car isn't sensitive within a quarter turn it should be ok because I'd like to get the alignment checked soon. The potholes this season were pretty bad.
>Rural America
Got to my fathers house to use his poll barn and tools frequently. Gives me an excuse to drink beer with my old man anyway.
Jaxson Davis
Hopefully a brain.
You need one.
David Jackson
Benjamin Gray
I could read it without changing anything btw.
How can you look at that and think it's adequate?
Nathan Thompson
Mason Lopez
>ENHANCE
op status: rekt
someone should mail him a twingo plush to make him feel better
Christian Thomas
ENHANCE!
How will op ever recover?
Aaron Cruz
Someone's getting a shipment of cow shit
Jayden Hughes
someone send him dildos or gay brochures
it would be funny if he lived with his parents
Henry Roberts
>op bailed after this post
nice house, btw
Eli Cruz
I can see your FRS from here
Evan Young
>no real trees
>two buildings
your aircon bill must be a nightmare
Luis Perez
I hope op doesn't stop posting his brz ;~;
Zachary Anderson
i was about to post how shitty this blog was until i saw this
Xavier Wood
Blue seat covers to match ur driving gloves?
Brayden Robinson
Mason Stewart
Noah Cooper
i fucking love the future
Ryder White
The Windows 7 and newer Paint really fucks people on the internet because it doesn't fill 100% like it used to but mimics a pen or brush with different forces.
Aaron Sullivan
OH SHIT
Ryder Russell
Joseph Anderson
I accidental'd my address on here before, I know exactly how op feels lmfao
Daniel James
No one is actually going to do anything. OP made a terrible thread and now we're just having some fun.
Thomas Murphy
>When your body weight is greater than the torque you can apply to a tire iron
Topkek user.
Gabriel Flores
We are going to go crack a cold one with his old man, that will show him.
Ethan Wilson
well enjoy your pizzas OP, maybe next time you'll think before blogposting
Jose Barnes
>well_we're_waiting.gif
Luis Sanders
she's p cute op, gj
Thomas Sanders
This reminds me of one time on /b/ where something similar happened and someone discovered anons address. The /b/tard then showed up at his house in the middle of the night holding a knife screaming mudkipz. haha I hope nothing like that happens to OP.
Thomas Bailey
THICC
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Matthew Clark
holy shit, miranda cosgrove has really let herself go.
Nathan Martin
dollar store miranda cosgrove looking thot
Lucas Bailey
>OP right now
Jason Murphy
Are you a wizard?
Nice place op I'll send you some little trees
Connor Hall
it amazes me sometimes how normal Veeky Forums users can look like in real life, especially given how most have the sense never to mention Veeky Forums or any memes whatsoever IRL
anyway, time to deepfake OP's gf
Justin Martinez
>OP opens his mail
>Can't handle ™THE FRESH™
>Leaps out of window
>Dead
Luis Davis
you imagine all of us are fat neckbeards but in reality we hide behind normal facades
>tfw op is more handsome than you
Ian Cruz
this is my worst fear
Joseph Anderson
how are the BRAAAAAAPS, OP? She thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal for real
Carson Perez
i think it has something to do with Veeky Forums being a relatively normie board, since you need a job and money to afford and maintain a decent car. Still, it doesn't keep me from being weirded out how normie mcnormison from michigan over here is probably into initial D and shit
Cameron Gutierrez
>drive a shitty car
>get your address posted on Veeky Forums
lel
Easton Murphy
Veeky Forums is more chaotic good than /b/'s chaotic neutral
Samuel Barnes
im not op
Kevin Campbell
i'm gonna mail op an Veeky Forums certified shitbox slap
Benjamin Kelly
Tell us more, John.
Tyler Nguyen
that's very nice of you i'm sure he would appreciate it
Jaxson Reyes
Jackson Morales
fucking kek'd
Cooper Moore
la creatura...
Michael Richardson
Jose Fisher
op is living my dreams, not me
Nathaniel Nguyen
Hudson Mitchell
>McCunny
Levi Davis
The best part is that isn't his house, he lives with his parents lel. Anything we send might end up in their hands.
OP YOU STUPID LOW HP DRIVING RETARD.
Brayden Johnson
man that's just mean.
Sorry OP, your BRZ is clean
Jaxon Cooper
>brand new car
>clean
I should hope so.
Brayden Gray
OP just got HEAD CRUSH (MAXIMUM)'d
Ethan Flores
This thread serves as a reminder never to get too comfortable with your only friends