>year 2000
>wrenching on old cars with your dad
>year 2050
>defragging your Tesla’s harddrive with your grandson
are you looking forward to the future, user?
Year 2000
>grandson
Lol. I hate working on cars anyway so I wouldn't care.
i plan on being dead long before then so it doesn't concern me.
>2050
>defragging
>2050
>hard drive
Back to the home, gramps
>2031
guys please seed this horse power upgrade torrent
I only drive open source.
no one defrags since 2015 faggot
>2031
>get new AMD Smart Car
>sleek, sexy, beautiful
>lots of computing power too
>turn her on
>all sounds good
>take her for a short drive around the corner
>comfy.jpg
>alright let’s see how she goes on the Dataway
>put metal to the floor
>burst into flame
please defrag your hard drives user
fuck off intel goy, intel is the new housefire with NVIDIA.
EAT SHIT
>he using shit os that uses shit filesystems that require defrag.
Go to bed granpa
Are you still using Windows XP? Modern operating systems keep HDDs defragged while you use them
you can still defrag on win 10
You don't need to because Windows 10 defrags in the background
Fug I got it back to front. RIP
Windows 7, please don't use modern windows user
>using a filesystem that need to be defaged periodically.
>not using a fagless filesystem
>using shit operating systems
the state Veeky Forums is full of cucks
>doing only what's required instead of anything it takes
>I don't understand how mechanical hard drives organize information: the post
Windows 7 is outdated as fuck and resource hungry
>spinning rust in 2015, on a car
kys faggot
>using an HDD
reminder that you can get a 16V pushrod V8 in 2018 for not much over $30k new
shill
It's not resource hungry, but it is "outdated", W10 is far more resource hungry when you look at how many background processes and internet checks its constantly doing.
What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GMC/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GMC plus Linux.
>akshully...
And yet it uses RAM far more efficiently than Windows 7. That's a decade worth of progress and fancy stuff like RAM compression for you
>debating which shitbox is a better shitbox
If you have less than 32GB of RAM no OS is going to save you
>blower fan turbo launches you into low earth orbit
FTFY
>does not know the difference between 32 bit and 64 bit
Do you render realistic dicks for a living?
He mines Veeky Forumscoin
Actually, yes
What is this post even
>Tesla
>2050
Nah really car manufacturers will own the electric market by then
>not understanding address counts
pls share some rendered dicks
>not collecting older vehicles while they're still abundant
I've got more than enough projects, fixer uppers and spare parts to probably last my lifetime. Just as long as I can still buy gas and diesel...
this was written in like 2011, things have changed since then except the no driver part
My grandpa taught me how to read OBD cables with a paperclip by reading each electrical pulse with my finger (getting shocked). I later used this knowledge to destroy my ex girlfriend's civic. This year I will use it to cheat my smog test again, like I always do.
Altering the vehicle in any way is a violation of the EULA. Get out of the car. You have 15 seconds to comply.
HALT! You're in violation of the Muh Childrens Act of 2035! Servicing private property is strictly illegal! Cease and desist immediately!
>not owning an SSD
More like
>year 2000
>wrenching on old cars with your dad
>year 2050
>>turn over your shitbox only to certified dealers to toubleshoot issues
>engine bay completley locked down as to prevent someone from killing themselves
>because the mechanic needs a master in engineering and minor in computer scince, cost per hour of work increases tenfold
>go bankrupt trying to fix your sons 10k shitbox
>more like
>year 2000
>wrenching on old cars with your dad
>year 2050
>go to mechanic
>robot fixes your car
>pay it in shitcoins you mined while driving
>falls apart because google are retarded
never obsolete :^)
>Grandpa no that's not how you do it you first have to update and restart the car for diagnosis mode
Hit the turbo button
>born too late to experience the golden ages of muscle/rice/etc
>born too early to drive a hovercar
>born just in time to plop my WALL-E tier blob ass in my just as amorphous, generic autonomous vehicle and let it drive me to Mcdonalds and spy on me while i jack off in the """"drivers seat""""
Fuck.
>sets itself on fire
>not knowing you dont need to defrag solid state drives
>implying my dad ever really bonds with me
Wow you are dumb lmao
>Be me
>2028
>Drive my brand new Microsoft Car
>Get on highway
>Update installing message pops up
>Can't turn
>Can't slow down
>Schoolbus of orphans in front of me
>Bus of nuns behind me
>Well at least it was a i9 processor car
They will make you turn ot in or imprisonment if caught FDR style like he did with gold
If the US government can't even take guns from it's citizens, how is it going to take what is literally something ubiquitous in every household from them?
Underrated
>Windows 7 os needs 2-4 gb of ram to run smoothly and still be able to do day-to-day tasks
>Windows 8 and 10 need at least 8 gb, and lord help you if you have a dual core because all the shit the OS runs in the background will make your computer run like shit
That being said I have a 6600k and 12gb of ram, so I use windows 10. Definitely the superior OS outside of having to sell your soul to try and use unsigned drivers.
except when they made the golf
new beetle garbage tho so you got a point
t. soyboy
>tfw nobody takes your bait